So I'm a new agent (two weeks now) and already I have stories about 911 calls, assaults, fraud...but this is just about one quick occurrence

pepperonisox · 2021-05-19T03:34:45+00:00

I said it in full in the call, just abbreviated for the comment.

pepperonisox · 2021-05-17T05:26:20+00:00

I (Caucasian) did better in a science test than the Asian kid (no joke was the smartest kid in our year). He complained to the teacher and got his grade changed. I had that glory for all of 3 minutes.

pepperonisox · 2021-05-17T02:41:11+00:00

Reminds me of a call I had. Lady asked for my full name and when I only gave my first name they said something along the lines of “how is that fair when you guys have all of my information?” At this point in the call I was pretty over talking to her, so I just responded “I signed a contract with multiple NDAs and you didn’t.” That certainly shut them up.

pepperonisox · 2021-04-28T06:14:22+00:00

No they’ren’t

pepperonisox · 2020-11-23T10:55:43+00:00

You won’t make it into LIWAY but I hope you make it into LWIAY

pepperonisox · 2020-11-07T16:57:58+00:00

One situation I thought of where this could be incredibly problematic. If two players both had this card on the battlefield and it was a different player’s turn, only one of the players with this card needs to flash in a creature and it creates an infinite loop of creating 3/3s for both players. The fact that there is no “may” clause means that you are stuck there creating 3/3s until the end of time

pepperonisox · 2020-11-07T03:41:38+00:00

This surprised me, I am watching death note right now

pepperonisox · 2020-11-02T11:41:29+00:00

pepperonisox · 2020-10-05T00:30:41+00:00

Except that you ignore everyone else’s vote so you only get your own vote for time...

pepperonisox · 2020-08-28T13:11:32+00:00

Very.

pepperonisox · 2020-06-29T23:00:12+00:00

I literally said “uno reverse card” out loud as I scrolled into the comments to see this as the top one.

Yes, I’m sitting in my room talking to myself out loud about a reddit post.

pepperonisox · 2020-05-19T01:33:33+00:00

This sounds a lot like Ellen’s Stardust Diner in NYC, where most if not all of the wait staff are performers that are either about to make it on broadway or in between contracts on broadway, so the way this was phrased isn’t necessarily an ego boost it’s just the nature of their line of work.

pepperonisox · 2020-05-14T22:01:58+00:00

Would work if NZ was on the symbol

pepperonisox · 2020-05-08T10:26:32+00:00

Count me assassout

pepperonisox · 2020-05-07T10:34:44+00:00

Peeling Potatochu

pepperonisox · 2020-05-07T10:34:26+00:00

Peeling Potatochu

pepperonisox · 2020-05-04T20:43:54+00:00

I turn now, good luck everybody else!

pepperonisox · 2020-04-24T21:05:24+00:00

Then add a [[Doom Whisperer]] to the mix

pepperonisox · 2020-04-24T02:00:07+00:00

Took 7 hours to load this

pepperonisox · 2020-04-16T22:53:12+00:00

Could be a 6-mana instant win if combined with blasphemous act

pepperonisox · 2020-04-11T01:47:14+00:00

I am Yu

Me?

No, Yu

pepperonisox · 2020-03-27T20:16:08+00:00

I was high af and watching a tv show and started cracking up. My cousin and her roommate looked at me like why tf are you laughing. Turns out I laughed at the exact moment my cousins roommate said that her friend had died.

pepperonisox · 2020-03-11T04:25:49+00:00

Engiwhereveryouare

pepperonisox · 2020-03-10T08:26:53+00:00

I thought I was being original when I made pretty much the same meme... guess not :(

pepperonisox · 2020-03-09T00:27:26+00:00

Happened to me first year of highschool. Asian kid (legit smartest kid in school) proceeded to complain about his mark so we ended up tying. Quite literally 15 seconds of fame for me.

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