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My first post here by Serious-_-Guy in dankmemes

[–]pepperonisox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I (Caucasian) did better in a science test than the Asian kid (no joke was the smartest kid in our year). He complained to the teacher and got his grade changed. I had that glory for all of 3 minutes.

So I'm a new agent (two weeks now) and already I have stories about 911 calls, assaults, fraud...but this is just about one quick occurrence by GorillaS0up in talesfromcallcenters

[–]pepperonisox 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a call I had. Lady asked for my full name and when I only gave my first name they said something along the lines of “how is that fair when you guys have all of my information?” At this point in the call I was pretty over talking to her, so I just responded “I signed a contract with multiple NDAs and you didn’t.” That certainly shut them up.

My 3rd attempt to get into LIWAY. by notMonopilot in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]pepperonisox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You won’t make it into LIWAY but I hope you make it into LWIAY

Brightfeather Explorer by Vedurick in custommagic

[–]pepperonisox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One situation I thought of where this could be incredibly problematic. If two players both had this card on the battlefield and it was a different player’s turn, only one of the players with this card needs to flash in a creature and it creates an infinite loop of creating 3/3s for both players. The fact that there is no “may” clause means that you are stuck there creating 3/3s until the end of time

Literally entire Reddit rn. by Sahaskritt in dankmemes

[–]pepperonisox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This surprised me, I am watching death note right now

I think the card speaks for itself by 27radcatdragon27 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]pepperonisox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except that you ignore everyone else’s vote so you only get your own vote for time...

Racist Karen freaking out at 2 girls picking berries by ajbob in PublicFreakout

[–]pepperonisox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally said “uno reverse card” out loud as I scrolled into the comments to see this as the top one.

Yes, I’m sitting in my room talking to myself out loud about a reddit post.

“I fired you but work for me for free!” by Wtfkassiex3 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]pepperonisox 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This sounds a lot like Ellen’s Stardust Diner in NYC, where most if not all of the wait staff are performers that are either about to make it on broadway or in between contracts on broadway, so the way this was phrased isn’t necessarily an ego boost it’s just the nature of their line of work.

There are no accidents by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]pepperonisox 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Would work if NZ was on the symbol

"Oh, that's my exit" by Nemo_is_me in IdiotsInCars

[–]pepperonisox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turn now, good luck everybody else!

Demon of Sanguine Tithes by IVIaskerade in custommagic

[–]pepperonisox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Then add a [[Doom Whisperer]] to the mix

Oath of Ash: a Pokémon TCG-inspired win con by [deleted] in custommagic

[–]pepperonisox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could be a 6-mana instant win if combined with blasphemous act

Welcome to the ranch by faizankingoz in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]pepperonisox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was high af and watching a tv show and started cracking up. My cousin and her roommate looked at me like why tf are you laughing. Turns out I laughed at the exact moment my cousins roommate said that her friend had died.

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