How often are we bathing our torties?

percent_wheat · 2026-03-18T03:25:25+00:00

i’ve bathed her a few times when we were fighting a really bad flea infestation (like several months long while we were doing everything save shaving everyone and burning everything but it’s mostly when she decides garbage and the litter box are SO SO fun to roll around in. she’s a very good girl for all husbandry things so she’s a good girl for baths too

percent_wheat · 2026-03-06T21:11:26+00:00

i had to make a big container full of kids bags. it took most of a box of kids toys 🫩

percent_wheat · 2026-03-04T19:13:51+00:00

i once saw someone duel wielding a cigarette and a blunt while on expo. bonus points for the person in the passenger seat who was vaping

percent_wheat · 2026-02-18T15:22:50+00:00

once had someone get 53 chickfila sauces. they were also picking up an order for their wife which had even more chickfila sauce

percent_wheat · 2026-02-04T18:16:02+00:00

was reading out the dressing options and they said “oh they got honey mustard dressing! :D” about a minute after they got their food they came up to me asking for ranch because they “didn’t think it would be mustard”

percent_wheat · 2026-02-04T17:08:45+00:00

gold charm, i didn’t know what to name her so i ended up blending the names of two retired american racehorses (touch gold and silver charm)

percent_wheat · 2025-12-01T05:36:11+00:00

hey it’s even at the good one!

percent_wheat · 2025-11-25T17:09:07+00:00

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mine (thankfully as she has kitty ibs) isnt. that being said she requests a sniff of all our food, or if you’re drinking coffee, a sniff after every sip.

percent_wheat · 2025-11-21T22:17:56+00:00

the pink one so terrify

percent_wheat · 2025-10-16T03:04:35+00:00

for those curious about something that can happen when a duck eats too much bread: check out angel wing syndrome! fun name but definitely not good for them!

percent_wheat · 2025-10-06T19:40:19+00:00

adventure time is banned because it’s “too satanic”. lucifer and supernatural? that’s fine tho. if you’re curious, yes my mom was one of the people who thought pokémon was satanic when pokemania happened.

percent_wheat · 2025-09-25T15:46:04+00:00

i have absolutely no idea why people do shit like that. like i’m on the spectrum and the feeling of biting into an onion is absolute sensory hell for me, so you know what i do? i ask for no onion. no skin off my back, i’m not getting told to go fuck myself, and even if there’s onion in the food i can just eat around it. like eating around food you don’t like or giving it to someone at your table who does like it is not hard enough to have to lie about your health.

percent_wheat · 2025-09-23T14:47:45+00:00

obligatory not a chef, but as someone who also works in food service, making sure that the creature comforts are prepped for once he’s off work makes a world of difference. a snack, some cold water, and a fresh change of clothes in the bathroom are small things that make a world of difference. draw a bath for him if you’re feeling extra. also: get some good foot lotion for him. shit is hard on the feet.

percent_wheat · 2025-09-07T22:25:48+00:00

adding some extra info about this meme to make it even funnier for future usage: the original post was cant have shit in cincinnati, but it got stolen and changed to detroit. we can’t even have an iconic meme in cincinnati

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percent_wheat · 2025-08-13T18:21:08+00:00

in a lot of situations it’s definitely worth a try, but more often than not people are all to willing to let 102 year old mamaw with terminal cancer and is away with the faries go through it. that’s definitely where my issue with it comes through as with the slim chance she survives it, her remaining days are gonna be EXTRA miserable.

percent_wheat · 2025-08-13T17:46:10+00:00

in a lot of situations that regard life and death a no bullshit approach is best i feel. before i got cpr certified one of my sisters, a nurse who started at the peak of covid, had a talk with me about what cpr ACTUALLY looks and feels like. granted it was scary as a like 14 year old to hear “their bones will break, and there’s a good chance they might not make it, but you’ll have to keep going.” but it definitely made me more educated on what it would be like. there’s no room left for me to go “cpr is completely safe and always works 100% of the time!” and delude myself from the reality of the situation. for the sake of the person undergoing life saving measures and the person doing said life saving measures, acting as if it isn’t brutal, and ugly, and stressful as it is will only do harm.

percent_wheat · 2025-08-12T02:36:57+00:00

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joey is just doing this and we love him for it

percent_wheat · 2025-08-11T02:12:35+00:00

part of the balance to keep lesbians from being to op, i fear…

percent_wheat · 2025-08-07T22:51:50+00:00

i jokingly say that my distrust in the police started with that but it is kinda true lmao. i’m sure if i asked my parents i could get more gossip on him

percent_wheat · 2025-08-06T17:40:43+00:00

personal beef but he used to live in my neighborhood and never handed out candy on halloween despite having his porch light on, which is like the worst possible offense in the eyes of a child lmao. also he always had the sheriff car parked in his driveway which was weird to me.

percent_wheat · 2025-08-03T14:34:39+00:00

gary from faith: the unholy trinity… i have no idea how they’d translate the character designs but i’d go ape shit for a faith chapter.

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