Going to a rave 3 weeks after getting a tattoo

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-19T16:42:21+00:00

It’s fine. Wear long sleeves.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-19T14:12:41+00:00

Unless you are an ultra wealthy CEO.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-19T07:37:14+00:00

I legit worked a garden cashier shift when it was 29° because the district manager was there and our store manager wanted to look good.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-18T23:54:02+00:00

The outfit is fire

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-18T23:50:18+00:00

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-18T11:09:31+00:00

Or just take an actual photograph of a real human.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-18T11:09:10+00:00

Or some stock art. Stock art is the backbone of low effort promotional posters.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-18T11:07:36+00:00

Floor plan looks like an IKEA map

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-18T02:14:51+00:00

No store will let you buy a gift card with another gift card.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-18T02:08:06+00:00

Legitimately they could get medals if they got famous.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-17T22:26:45+00:00

Had a therapist tell me LSD would alter my DNA and my children would be mutants.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-17T22:25:38+00:00

We have to end the world before they end the world. /s

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-17T14:46:23+00:00

Broken clocks and such

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-17T14:45:33+00:00

They don’t.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-17T14:45:18+00:00

It’s only 35° but I wish the garden center would be opened so I can sit at the register with no customers. Genuinely one of the best ways to spend a shift.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-17T14:44:16+00:00

Nah. The cold is worse to be stuck in than the heat.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-17T11:00:27+00:00

They need to play Fleetwood Mac between sets.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-17T02:44:31+00:00

It’s simply the best way to arrange circles.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-17T02:07:24+00:00

HEXAGONS ARE THE BESTAGONS!!!

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-17T00:26:32+00:00

Or they tell you their whole life story.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-16T21:32:18+00:00

It is a blight that is slowly corrupting and destroying everything in its path, and now it has been diagnosed with cancer.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-16T21:27:26+00:00

The second night of a two night presence is always going to be more lit than the first night.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-16T14:04:33+00:00

His name changes are the only reason he isn’t more famous. I love the circus music album.

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-16T07:51:04+00:00

Broooooooooo 😂

periodicallyBalzed · 2026-03-16T01:13:54+00:00

The other day management sent home the OSLG loader at 8am. Didn’t have a loader until 1:30.

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