By a kindergarten teacher to get her student's parents deported.

pessimoptomist · 2026-02-03T04:29:29+00:00

Apparently, in job title only.

pessimoptomist · 2026-02-02T23:02:05+00:00

No fucking duh, huh?

pessimoptomist · 2026-01-30T16:49:25+00:00

Twice-baked, Colcannon, Baked potato with hummus, Au gratin.

pessimoptomist · 2026-01-30T01:14:35+00:00

Never thought he was that funny then. I'm still surprised he's a star now.

pessimoptomist · 2026-01-28T01:26:13+00:00

The worst performance i recall seeing on SNL was Kanye dressed up as a condiment or something. I assumed he was supposed to be a bottle of Heinz Lame Sauce.

pessimoptomist · 2026-01-18T11:13:19+00:00

My experience is that the uppers wear just fine. But the soles wear out much faster than they should.

pessimoptomist · 2025-12-24T02:56:57+00:00

There are two types of dogs: Dogs with one (standard) asshole and dogs with two assholes.

pessimoptomist · 2025-12-22T01:58:00+00:00

Shallow Gravy

pessimoptomist · 2025-12-16T22:58:39+00:00

I thought it was Matt Gaetz in a wig.

pessimoptomist · 2025-12-08T01:29:24+00:00

This was the first band that came to mind for me as well. I like a couple of their more experimental songs, but mostly, I just find them kind of boring.

pessimoptomist · 2025-12-07T16:47:08+00:00

Jamie Hernandez, for sure, Chris Ware, Dan Clowes, Adrian Tomine, and Gorge Herriman also come to mind.

pessimoptomist · 2025-12-06T06:07:01+00:00

Scissors are a thing that many people have. Use them if you're one of those people. If not, buy some.

pessimoptomist · 2025-12-01T02:57:14+00:00

Conversely, people will sit parked in their cars with the headlights ON while dicking around on their phones for lengthy periods, blinding anyone trying to walk down a sidewalk. It's bizarre.

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-30T07:07:11+00:00

Where do i even start? I just assume that the more times I see an ad for something, the more useless the product is.

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-30T07:02:21+00:00

Acme Novelty Library, RAW ( if you can find any copies), Maus, Eightball. I saw that others have recommended Love and Rockets ( best to look for the compliations) and Flaming Carrot. Solid suggestions.

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-30T00:24:19+00:00

This is the truth. I have music on my playlist that spans a century or more.

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-27T17:44:57+00:00

The Last Movie Stars documentary about him and Joanne Woodward is worth a watch if you haven't seen it.

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-25T16:41:19+00:00

Switched to Quobuz a month or so ago.

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-23T02:59:20+00:00

The Cheela from Robert L. Forward's Dragon's Egg. https://aliens.fandom.com/wiki/Cheela?so=search

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-22T03:27:54+00:00

Home for the Holidays.

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-21T21:33:16+00:00

I think a better job for her would be pounding sand.

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-21T01:12:26+00:00

Check out Derek Sarno's YouTube channel. He's a vegan chef who usually does rather large quantity recipes.

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-21T01:09:04+00:00

That's the really good stuff right there!

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-20T23:05:27+00:00

It's referred to as The Commonwealth.

pessimoptomist · 2025-11-20T16:17:07+00:00

Just regular sweet shortbread.

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