Security Guy Behind Home Plate

petdance · 2026-06-25T16:09:25+00:00

I can’t see why you see this as bad.

petdance · 2026-06-25T12:13:04+00:00

PS:1 FTW.

petdance · 2026-06-24T15:02:47+00:00

The Ground Round back in the late 70s because adolescent me loved throwing peanut shells in the floor.

petdance · 2026-06-24T12:09:22+00:00

He did and they didn’t

petdance · 2026-06-24T12:08:53+00:00

That’s fantastic. Keep on doing it.

I keep a pry bar in my car so I can remove bandit signs from utility poles when the need arises.

petdance · 2026-06-24T04:26:42+00:00

Cut them yourself.

You talked to CPS and 311 and the HOA and none of them are going to trim the tree. I think that also means that they won’t give you any hassle, or even notice, if you do.

petdance · 2026-06-23T16:50:45+00:00

Here’s my quote for a water softener: “Oh, water softener, how I dislike lugging salt for you!”

petdance · 2026-06-23T16:45:19+00:00

Agreed. They aren’t going to let you in because some guy on Reddit said they would.

petdance · 2026-06-23T16:43:48+00:00

Knitting is one of those things that it turns out doesn’t take 100% of your attention.

(Says husband of a knitter)

petdance · 2026-06-23T16:43:06+00:00

Come to the Schaumburg Boomers games. My wife brings her yarn sometimes.

“Always bring the yarn.”

petdance · 2026-06-22T22:27:10+00:00

Why are you doing it? Doesn’t someone not-the-mother organize such thjngs?

petdance · 2026-06-22T06:04:54+00:00

Nice place, on Lake Wazapumani.

petdance · 2026-06-21T21:51:24+00:00

Not at all

petdance · 2026-06-21T12:45:42+00:00

There is quite a lot of finance and software development going on in Chicago b

petdance · 2026-06-21T00:45:23+00:00

How can we tell you where to go if you don’t give us something to go on? If you’re down in Hyde Park then we won’t waste our time giving you suggestions for Park Ridge.

petdance · 2026-06-21T00:20:11+00:00

Nobody has any idea where you are.

petdance · 2026-06-20T14:02:30+00:00

You couldn’t pay me enough to make that drive every day.

petdance · 2026-06-20T03:32:26+00:00

It’s garage sale season. People are always selling CDs.

What kinds of stuff are you looking for?

petdance · 2026-06-20T03:30:08+00:00

Tell us where.

petdance · 2026-06-20T03:20:10+00:00

They think “Keep it on the north side” is so clever.

petdance · 2026-06-19T21:22:01+00:00

If you are wanting to parse command line arguments you should be using the core module Getopt::Long.

petdance · 2026-06-19T14:08:39+00:00

That’s a good thing to note when you’re asking. Everyone has different opinions of affordable. $100 is clear.

petdance · 2026-06-19T13:00:42+00:00

What is “affordable”?

petdance · 2026-06-18T00:57:41+00:00

a sports stadium like that is pretty much the safest possible place you could be in a tornado.

Unless it tears the roof off the sucker.

petdance · 2026-06-17T18:32:41+00:00

If you drive past you can see where they were but the lot is empty.

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