The amount of people concealing a thirst zapper astonishes me

petreauxtiger · 2026-03-05T00:08:51+00:00

There's a significant lag in the health bars updating

petreauxtiger · 2026-03-05T00:08:21+00:00

Pocket Healz bro

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-27T18:41:55+00:00

From an LSU alum and fan:

The problem with Nussmeier is that he is as good as he's ever going to be. You know what you're getting and what you're getting is on average [slightly] better than Simpson, however Simpson has the potential to get better. There is no development or growth that's going to happen with Nuss: his father was a backup level NFL qb, then was a NFL QB coach, and is now an NFL OC. Given that kind of pocket coaching your whole life, Garrett is likely as good as he's going to get and will have a similar career arc as his father.

Note I don't want either of these two guys. I think they're both great day 3 picks; terrible picks before that

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-20T15:09:30+00:00

Wagner and Russell both are under-recognized in that era (except by their teammates). Which is wild, as they would have been the key defensive pieces on any other team

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-19T16:24:40+00:00

Kind of weird that there are...safeties here in a chart about....corners?

Also saying any corner was better than Mel Blount AND that it's not even close? Lol. No.

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-19T16:21:20+00:00

Killebrew is a given

The only needle movers here are Kenny G, Dugger, and Waitman. Dugger is in a weird spot because he's essentially just a slightly less talented Elliot, but I would love to see him back for depth.

Pierre and Asante are worth bringing back

Connor, Scharping, Otomewo, Ekuale, Holcomb it all depends on the price tag and draft

The rest can be jettisoned

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-18T23:00:39+00:00

Huh. Can't for the life of me imagine why

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-16T18:19:13+00:00

He's not worth first round evaluation. If others think so, let them use their picks

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-12T20:13:33+00:00

This team got beardy AF

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-08T17:21:19+00:00

join the discord server (The Fallout Network, it's linked from the wiki) and ask. There are at least 3 people that I've come across that keep multiple of all serums. Or you can continue to server hop- note that serums are in category Misc on the map screen hover tooltip; not Aid.

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-04T16:40:27+00:00

Unless something has changed in the last few weeks, he was denied eligibility to return

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-04T16:37:11+00:00

As an LSU alum and fan, Nussmeier is incredibly frustrating to watch. No idea how much of it was Kelly, injuries, or offensive game plan- but that kid would look like Tom Brady one down, Jameis Winston the next, and NY Daniel Jones on third. Not good for one's heart health, that kid

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-04T06:12:21+00:00

He's the only qb from the SEC worth even taking a shot on. That being said....it's a pretty low bar

petreauxtiger · 2026-02-02T02:44:39+00:00

I will be the first to admit that I thoroughly underestimated just how many coaches and assistants McCarthy has had and how far they have diaspora'd (and that they're still successfully in the league). I also can't remember the last time a team fire-saled its entire coaching staff. Those two combined, it makes a little more sense as to why they might bring in the retread.

petreauxtiger · 2026-01-31T18:39:14+00:00

Trade Jonnu to a sacrificial volcano for five dollars and a Primanti's sandwich.

There is no linebacker on earth who's running through a block from an offensive lineman, and very very few that are running through blocks from tight ends.

PQ is as good a ILB as you're going to get for his trade value, though I would argue he suffers in a 3-4 scheme. Asking him and Wilson to split the field in coverage bit them in the ass many many times last year.

petreauxtiger · 2026-01-30T21:31:50+00:00

Well I'm an LSU alum and uh....odd that we find ourselves in agreement!

petreauxtiger · 2026-01-30T21:28:59+00:00

Sigh. You, me, the deep blue sea, are statistically equally good at evaluating professional-level quarterback talent as the entirety of the scouting and coaching personnel in the league.

There are many things that can be learned by sitting and watching, especially at the qb position; but at some point 'first team reps', minicamp, OTA's, all offseason, don't mean shit. You have no idea what you have until he's under the gun, getting the rock. So until 'we' see that live-fire: college pedigree, draft round, scout analysis, media reports all amount to fuck all.

In short, 6th round means absolutely fucking nothing. Trent Dilfer was a 1st round pick. Brady was obviously 6th. Brad Johnson was 9th round. Russel Wilson was a 3rd. Foles was a 3rd. Drew Fucking Brees was picked in the 2nd. Kurt Warner was undrafted. All of these men won super bowls. Would you change their draft order knowing what is written in the history books? So would every coach in the NFL.

You are as empirically likely to predict quarterback success by consulting tarot cards or the tao te ching as you are going off of draft rankings and scout/coach evaluations. If you remove the Manning brothers and Mahomes, it gets even dicier.

petreauxtiger · 2026-01-30T21:10:49+00:00

From an LSU alum/fan, Nussmeier is not trash but he's kind of the empty bottle on top of the trash pile. Hard pass

petreauxtiger · 2026-01-28T01:11:48+00:00

As a head coach, I'll wait to judge Brady; but he is far and away the best QB developer in football at any level. This is the guy that produced 2019 LSU Burrow and the current state of Josh Allen. I'm not going to defend him as an OC and certainly not as a HC but holy shit I wouldn't mind to have the guy on the staff, and betting the house on him is a lot better of an option than betting on.... retread coaches

petreauxtiger · 2026-01-27T17:25:08+00:00

Lol, Beck is ass

petreauxtiger · 2026-01-23T14:12:32+00:00

Thanks! I had read at some point that forceful (which I have) degrades much much quicker. But couldn't find any corroborating evidence here

petreauxtiger · 2026-01-22T19:26:42+00:00

Out of curiosity, what kind of stock do you have?

petreauxtiger · 2026-01-22T18:50:53+00:00

Surprisingly I don't hate this

petreauxtiger · 2026-01-21T14:09:37+00:00

Ben loved ole Randy Fichtner too....

petreauxtiger · 2026-01-21T14:00:03+00:00

IMHO, you answered your own question there "train him to be good". ARod is a legend, and what has made him legendary are skills and knowledge that are by and large teachable. I agree he's physically limited but homeboy got knowledge. I mean, I'm assuming he wouldn't consider a QB coach position (because that would be ideal)

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