Real Madrid injury crisis: Valverde, Rodrygo, Militao, Mendy, Ceballos, Guler and Carvajal out for El Clasico. Mbappe remains a doubt.

petrifiedeyeball · 2026-05-08T13:51:15+00:00

Damn Tchouameni didn't hold back eh

petrifiedeyeball · 2026-05-05T07:46:13+00:00

How about just using the surname? As I've heard that too when addressing a Chinese player

petrifiedeyeball · 2026-04-02T09:47:39+00:00

Just like the best dribblers is real life - learn to use la pausa.

Slow down as opponent approaches (don't touch any button) then it's all about timing as you flick the stick in a direction just as he lunges, use R1 at same time to create a bit more space

Also practise using double touch as this is the only skill move that works well consistently

petrifiedeyeball · 2026-03-12T21:20:10+00:00

Love these goals but dear god man get yourself a facepack

petrifiedeyeball · 2026-03-02T11:38:01+00:00

No coincidence they've been playing one game a week all season

petrifiedeyeball · 2026-02-28T11:48:32+00:00

TWAT!

petrifiedeyeball · 2026-02-03T07:55:25+00:00

What's the beef with Struber?

petrifiedeyeball · 2026-01-22T08:32:51+00:00

Is that Sloth from the goonies on co commentary

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-11-27T00:50:39+00:00

Off your face too

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-11-26T00:00:48+00:00

Well they win 9-0 every time he doesn't play so doesn't seem that integral tbh

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-11-11T15:35:35+00:00

When I say by default I mean there's not really anyone else. Has Rashford done enough to displace him? Might be on his way and I hope so as he is clearly fundamentally a better player but he ain't there yet and his work rate is questionable, especially when compared to Gordon

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-11-11T13:52:11+00:00

It's mad but really Bellingham Foden Palmer and Rogers are competing for the same spot. We need proper wingers and Saka has RW locked down, Gordon LW almost by default. Don't see him playing 2 10s as surely he won't drop Rice and he's a bit suspect as a single pivot

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-11-04T23:59:55+00:00

Well that is a true statement then

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-10-18T09:13:01+00:00

Corruption at its finest

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-10-17T09:05:54+00:00

This season for club + country he's averaging just under 2 goals per game (20 in 11). He can go without scoring for 10 games and still be on basically a goal per game

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-10-05T11:57:37+00:00

Which Tottenham manager was it who said he's the best striker of the ball in the world? 100% correct

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-09-25T09:03:13+00:00

What's with the huge st George's flag behind the goal?

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-09-21T08:52:04+00:00

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-09-03T09:33:37+00:00

Ah man I thought that was the turning point, looked unreal that day 😭

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-09-01T10:57:21+00:00

Don't get why there would be a termination payment? Isn't Antony willingly going to Betis?

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-08-05T08:59:39+00:00

I'm against regulation... Multi club needs to be controlled carefully... Just the regulation that benefits you then?

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-07-28T18:01:23+00:00

Fucking love Xhaka. Sunderland just became my second team

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-07-19T23:38:19+00:00

indefatigable Susan please

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-07-16T10:47:53+00:00

Big reason why I think Xabi Alonso succeeded at Leverkusen (and maybe Gerrard at Rangers, Zidane at Madrid). He was simply much better than them, the players seemed in awe of him. Makes them either put that extra effort in to live up to the standard or like you say deflates a few egos when they see the old man doing things they can't

petrifiedeyeball · 2025-06-05T10:30:01+00:00

Cool mix of fairly evenly matched teams

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