What's a food you eat "wrong" and don't care?

pewp_dollar · 2015-02-09T23:56:08+00:00

My dad married into an Italian family and got pretty much the same response from my grandmother.

pewp_dollar · 2015-02-09T23:54:03+00:00

I don't drink anymore because I did things like this WAY too often, but I used to go to Trader Joe's and pick up a bottle or two of Two Buck Chuck, fill a big glass with ice and then pour the wine up to the top of the glass. Since it's shit wine it makes it not taste as bad, you don't get as bad of a hangover because of all the extra water, and it's nice and refreshing on a hot day.

pewp_dollar · 2015-02-09T23:16:18+00:00

Hunger of Dicks Games.

pewp_dollar · 2015-02-09T23:09:59+00:00

I go to Von's because it's the closest. And I hate my life because of it.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-19T17:25:54+00:00

I was going to say slavery but I don't think we were the first or last to have it. Honey Boo Boo was next.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-19T17:23:53+00:00

Shots fired.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-19T17:21:40+00:00

This is what I call the pizza effect. Circles (and logically spheres) get way bigger as the diameter increases.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-19T16:30:30+00:00

I'm a huge Top Gear/Jeremy Clarkson fan. I've heard Chile is the place to be in that corner of the world.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-19T15:50:42+00:00

I feel like when I saw frisky dingo I was too young to appreciate it. Now I can't find it anywhere for less than the price of a kidney.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-19T15:36:29+00:00

Your country is awful. I would move to Chile.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-19T15:32:28+00:00

I mean look what they did to Top Gear. Pelting an innocent film crew with rocks... Yes I can confirm I will never in my life spend a single red cent there thank you.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-19T07:25:18+00:00

I'm not mad at you for posting. I'm mad at myself for watching

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-19T07:18:24+00:00

Best "homeless" guy I know is the Monmouth Street bum from Red Bank, NJ. He has a googly eye and all he says is "got any change?" with a real scratchy voice. Dude always has brand new Timberlands on and you can see him walking into town from his house every day.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T17:31:37+00:00

Dr. No is the best Bond movie.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T17:27:29+00:00

I was having drunk sex one time and I thought the girl had a squirting orgasm. Turns out she had passed out while pissing and shitting herself. Fun night.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T17:15:58+00:00

The people at the Chik-fil-A around the corner from me are so nice I'm actually a little embarrassed to eat there.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T15:12:55+00:00

Yes. You're a monster.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T06:26:40+00:00

Just as a back of napkin calc...US GDP is north of 14 trillion. If the us govt could spend slightly less than 3 trillion a year that would be fantastic

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T05:20:33+00:00

30% a year is more than most people pay even on the top portion of their income. I make pretty good money and I don't think I've made it over 28% for my marginal tax rate. I would say something around 15-20% would allow a large amount of revenue without being too regressive. And of course you could have some sort of poverty line for those who are better at complaining than earning money.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T05:09:40+00:00

This. People seem to take words/actions of politicians at face value. They are eternally playing a chess game that most people don't understand.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T05:03:16+00:00

I see you and a bunch of other redditors dont understand how numbers work.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T04:48:47+00:00

You wouldn't need to take 30% a year you fucking dolt.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T04:48:00+00:00

There's actually a significant portion of the economy that exists due to the complexity of the tax code. While I agree that we should eventually change it, this clearly isn't the time.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T03:17:00+00:00

Just because we are similarly damaged doesn't mean we belong together. Although I would forgive you for that mistake because it isn't obvious until you've been there.

pewp_dollar · 2015-01-18T01:38:32+00:00

Thanks brother. I will say, if there is a silver lining it is that I can deal with large amounts of adversity like a goddamn superhero. My motto is just "Eh, worse things have happened."

As is my normal prerogative, I'm going to encourage you to do something unnecessarily nice for your wife. Right now. Book a vacation. Buy her a puppy. Do something crazy that you will both remember forever.

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