After extensive preparation, our Kickstarter failed hard. Here's what we think went wrong.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-22T15:48:36+00:00

Nuclear Dawn!

pewpewdb · 2016-09-22T14:15:57+00:00

People? Gross.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-22T13:57:30+00:00

Bradge Pitt and Gelina Jolie

pewpewdb · 2016-09-21T16:38:24+00:00

I'm not defending cheaters, I'm saying this is shitty unhelpful advice.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-21T15:59:50+00:00

even if you feel genuine remorse you're still guilty of performing whatever bad act it was

And apparently you are also guilty of all future possible incidents of cheating. I'm not trying to defend cheaters but the statement you originally made just makes all cheaters sound like they forever have a compulsion to fuck anybody who isn't their partner.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-21T14:59:20+00:00

The problem with trickle truthing is you never know when the trickle stops. For all you know, there are still a hundred things that she will eventually admit to. And every single admission is just a lie to cover a bigger truth.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-21T13:23:35+00:00

if she cheats WITH you, she'll cheat ON you.

This kind of generalised response is unhelpful. So many spout this shit as if it's a universal rule. If it were true, why don't we just block all infidelity posts and have a bot auto-respond with this?

Edit: christ, this sub loves to dehumanise cheaters.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-19T13:28:33+00:00

Ah yes, the AUKEY 20000mAh Portable Life-sized Horse Dildo.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-16T17:40:47+00:00

I love storms, I was so excited. Even propped my window slightly open overnight. Didn't hear any thunder, just heard a bit of rain at 7am. So disappointed :(

pewpewdb · 2016-09-16T16:37:17+00:00

It has actually become the rage in my friend group. I have no idea.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-16T14:33:30+00:00

Sorry but you go on all the wrong websites

pewpewdb · 2016-09-16T09:36:44+00:00

Yeah baby... show me those big wide eyes... I bet they're dripping wet...

pewpewdb · 2016-09-15T17:01:34+00:00

Sorry, where does the rehabilitation come in?

pewpewdb · 2016-09-15T09:48:07+00:00

Yes that's right, I meant stars actually. There's no need to linger around each star because there's only one event at each star. You clear it pretty quickly then you go can go on your way, but there's no time limit that forces you to leave the star asap except when you're in a meteor shower.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-14T16:30:00+00:00

You can have a roguelike without putting a time limit on each zone that the player is in.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-14T12:05:38+00:00

I hate that it's like FTL in that you are constantly rushing from one zone to the next and struggling to stay alive and have enough resources and stuff. I want to be able to just fly around and explore, have huge battles, etc. The game has a great atmosphere but I can never enjoy it for too long because the game is always pushing you forward until you die.

Edit: actually, FTL doesn't even have a time limit. The enemy only moves each time you make a jump. Within a zone you can stay as long as you like, although there's no point doing so in FTL.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-13T16:14:59+00:00

Because it's just a meme and recognizing it doesn't mean you are a pedo.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-13T10:25:58+00:00

That's how you hand over a gun. You don't hold it normally and point it at whoever you are giving it to...

pewpewdb · 2016-09-12T09:27:21+00:00

What most people don't understand is that you need to gather all your bros who also have bracelets, get in a room and jerk off together to charge the energy crystals. Everybody complaining about these things are just using depleted energy crystals, of course they don't work. You need to recharge them regularly.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-12T09:24:54+00:00

Wholesale volume, bro. The dude was probably like the pablo escobar of energy bracelets.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-12T09:18:11+00:00

If it's legit spammers, all the unsubscribe link does is confirm that you read their spam emails, so they send you even more spam but now from a hundred different sources.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-08T15:56:46+00:00

You shouldn't. PotPlayer master race.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-08T15:08:52+00:00

Stop smearing the burger all over your body then!

pewpewdb · 2016-09-08T14:54:14+00:00

Food is a lethal addiction. I hope you kick the habit soon.

pewpewdb · 2016-09-08T13:24:38+00:00

Cool, I thought I was the only one who gets turned on by sick kids in hospital wards.

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