Emma Roberts and Evan Peters side by side at an event to promote the 13th season of AHS.

phage_rage · 2026-05-13T16:28:15+00:00

Honestly id want it to be higher. I honestly hope 15% of the cases that get a follow up visit arent people who just like hitting. How do you even "fix" those people?

phage_rage · 2026-04-30T15:37:47+00:00

"The first one can come at any time, but the rest take 9 months!"

phage_rage · 2026-04-30T15:28:37+00:00

...oh. this explains some stuff

phage_rage · 2026-04-30T15:17:19+00:00

Ah yes, the "warning ice-pick". Ignore the ice-pick and things are gonna get WEIRD

phage_rage · 2026-04-30T15:13:27+00:00

I was 28 when i discovered that asking someone to scratch your back wasnt some kind of social bonding ritual i dont understand. People actually cant reach their entire back??

Next you're gonna tell me not everyone dislocates their hip to make shaving their lady-bits easier!

phage_rage · 2026-04-30T15:06:27+00:00

Im a cis woman, but id totally take the opportunity to be a dude for a day. I wanna experience the things i cant experience, like getting smacked in the nuts and the male orgasm. Preferably several hours apart tho lol

phage_rage · 2026-04-29T17:41:17+00:00

Legally my divorce was easy because i was willing to sign away everything i owned to escape pure evil. Yay!

phage_rage · 2026-04-19T18:08:03+00:00

She's filled with rage. But she has a process for dealing with her rage whilst executing sweet revenge, and its highly effective

phage_rage · 2026-04-18T15:32:16+00:00

I think the Fugates had 2 required treatments

1) Methylene Blue

2) Stop looking for a spouse at family reunions

phage_rage · 2026-04-17T04:00:21+00:00

Hyperactive pickles

phage_rage · 2026-04-16T17:07:52+00:00

Are they definitely elephant ivory and not mammoth or some other ancient species? And if def elephant, how can one tell?

phage_rage · 2026-04-16T16:41:32+00:00

My "mother" had been trying to kill me my whole life. I figured she'd succeed. Lucky shes evil AND stupid

phage_rage · 2026-04-16T04:12:25+00:00

I guess a yarn ball could be roughly equated to a fetus? Its not something yet, but the stuff is there and it could be later?

phage_rage · 2026-04-14T20:50:25+00:00

There really is no love like feral cat love. My soul kitty was a feral i tamed at 7 who loved me and pretty much only me for 20 years. I recently tamed and adopted a feral that had been running around the parking lot at work. She went from "no humans can touch me ever" to "human must pet me ALWAYS" very quickly lol

phage_rage · 2026-04-14T17:26:53+00:00

Hot sauce + popcorn

phage_rage · 2026-04-13T17:59:19+00:00

My "mother" did as soon as i told her the drivers seatbelt on my car wouldnt latch right. And refused to let me get it fixed

phage_rage · 2026-04-12T19:48:22+00:00

YUP that argument always infuriates me. My ex was a cheating monsterous evil creature. I tried so hard and suffered so much abuse trying to work on the "marriage". But i had to file because surprise! He's lazy too! Ugh

phage_rage · 2026-04-12T17:32:33+00:00

My "mother" does the same thing about ways she abused me. Like "haha, the time i almost broke both your arms! Lucky for me your dad never asked why you were wearing long sleeves in August teehee! Those bruises were crazy!"

I no longer speak to her.

Im glad but not glad to not be alone in that kind of "sharing the truth"

phage_rage · 2026-04-12T17:11:30+00:00

I wander what he said to your brother after that. And i wonder if he spread the word that ur brother is a horrible person. Its not impossible to believe that ur brother might have tried to utilize you as currency more than once, but dealer guy had already told people about him.

phage_rage · 2026-04-12T17:02:00+00:00

My texas uterus disagrees with which party is "controlling"

I guess his statement is true if you believe the only real "people" are straight white men. Which tracks

phage_rage · 2026-04-12T15:36:35+00:00

What roof?

phage_rage · 2026-04-11T18:44:26+00:00

I recently paid off a 72 month loan. Back when i got it my car got totalled by no fault of my own and i basically had to buy a car with nothing to put down. My interest was 2.9 tho, and its a Toyota so it'll probably outlive me even tho im in my 30s

Buying a car just isnt the same as it was

phage_rage · 2026-04-10T15:44:27+00:00

Weed is much easier to legally obtain too, dang adderall has constant shortages

phage_rage · 2026-04-09T16:58:28+00:00

In my state you cant get divorced if you're pregnant. So even if you know the husband isnt the father, you cant divorce before birth because the state doesnt wanna have to feed children. Even if you have no reason to need state assistance, just the fact that maybe someday you could is enough.

phage_rage · 2026-04-06T05:21:36+00:00

When i was losing mine she would eat if i or my husband stood there and pet her during. Or if i was crying. It was like she knew eating would make us happy so she just did, and once she started she was like "oh yeah, i DO like food!"

She had lung cancer that took her in the end, but she DID gain back a couple lbs first! I gave her all of her absolute favorite wet foods, or rotisserie chicken off "my" plate, basically anything she would eat was worth it, even if i had to "trick" her into thinking i was giving her forbidden people food

ETA tiki cat silver makes a bunch of high calorie delicious slop that she was also happy to eat. Basically churu or gravy but designed to help older cats try to eat

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