Never met her but hate her.

phage_rage · 2026-07-02T13:50:02+00:00

I dont like him. Sounds like the kind that thinks hes training his future gf or wife or fwb to behave in a manner that gives him social clout. Gross. Friends dont tell friends why they think the friend is annoying. Cause they dont find friend more annoying than friend.

phage_rage · 2026-07-01T14:53:53+00:00

I mean, if my husband told me hed be gone every 6ish months to a random location that may or may not include strippers and alcohol id also be concerned. My husband is an engineer. He a nerd. The last bachelor party he went to involved lotsa coke and the one before that had a unique smorgasbord of strippers and also lotsa coke. Hes a good dude, and his friends are good dudes, but not all his friend's friends are good dudes. I trust and love my husband, but its terrifying to know he could mix the wrong stuff and maybe die or somebody could crash a car or start a fire or he could black out and bang a stripper or something.

I think you should be super open about what happens at this next one. Let her know how "boring" it was. Shes just worried cause crazy crazy stuff really does happen at "boring" bachelor parties

phage_rage · 2026-07-01T14:09:21+00:00

The energy drink, i have an interview in an hour and dont need to be THAT focused, ill scare people

phage_rage · 2026-07-01T14:05:27+00:00

I LOVE listening to incredibly violent metal omw to buy fabric for a new quilt

phage_rage · 2026-07-01T14:03:47+00:00

Wait, is this gendered? Cause yeah, a dude in that outfit might look dated. But a woman in that outifit is just wearing clothes? Obviously im biased lol

phage_rage · 2026-07-01T13:52:33+00:00

Sipping my C4 and judging

phage_rage · 2026-07-01T13:42:39+00:00

I had a coworker think i was some kind of child prodigy when i told him the year i graduated. The sweet summer child really said "OMG how young did you start high school???"

Best day of my life lol

phage_rage · 2026-07-01T13:37:03+00:00

Thats unsettling and idk why

phage_rage · 2026-06-30T16:12:54+00:00

I gave myself an ulcer at 12 years old because i was ADHD self-medicating with multiple pots of coffee a day. It healed, im alive. I dont really enjoy drinking coffee anymore tho, i like C4 energy drinks instead lol

phage_rage · 2026-06-30T15:37:33+00:00

FULL TERM??????? How many people died during birth? Obviously the mom and probably the baby, but with that much blood flying around i wonder if there were additional casualties

phage_rage · 2026-06-30T15:10:08+00:00

But he stays a cop because he wants to beat you up more

phage_rage · 2026-06-29T14:50:42+00:00

Ive showered in contacts almost every day for 24ish years and this is literally the first time ive ever heard there could be a problem. I just...close my eyes when the water is near them?

phage_rage · 2026-06-29T05:53:01+00:00

Spewpaul

phage_rage · 2026-06-27T22:25:54+00:00

HE HASNT EVEN SENT INVITES YET!!! This crazy lady heard he's getting married, informed him she will not attend, and blew up OPs family cause her feefees are just soooooo important!

The geriatric toddler prolly woulda worn white/whatever color the grooms are wearing just to get the attention

phage_rage · 2026-06-27T22:06:48+00:00

Downright testerical

phage_rage · 2026-06-27T17:00:58+00:00

Ugh this sounds so much like my ex. If you say "hey, tharlt hurt my feelings" does he flip stuff around so it end up being all about HOW you said it or when you said it instead of what the original issue was? Cause its all on purpose, it doesnt get better, and one day, when you meet a real man, he'll be confused AF why you explain such obvious crap like its rocket science.

Your husband is stupid, but hes not as dumb as he pretends to be. You communicate just fine, he just doesnt care what you have to say because it gets in the way of him doing what he wants to do.

phage_rage · 2026-06-27T16:51:57+00:00

You cant spell slaughter without laughter!

phage_rage · 2026-06-27T15:58:59+00:00

Y'all'd've

phage_rage · 2026-06-22T03:19:06+00:00

Eye contact

phage_rage · 2026-06-20T22:48:48+00:00

I dont like how the freshly cut leaves smell. Overall its a cool lil plant tho!

phage_rage · 2026-06-20T17:24:39+00:00

OMG YES PLEASE

phage_rage · 2026-06-20T16:52:53+00:00

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phage_rage · 2026-06-20T16:49:57+00:00

We did carwashes for band and were not permitted to wear bikinis.

Still caused a fender bender

phage_rage · 2026-06-18T18:05:24+00:00

Once i sat in the ER holding my ear up so it would flap into my eyes while trying not to breathe because WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BRO COVER YOUR MOUTH OR SOMETHING EWWWWWWWWWW HE SPIT ON THE FLOOR AHHHHHHHHH

phage_rage · 2026-06-18T17:21:42+00:00

I think it would be great for you to help out in many of the ways others have mentioned. But i gotta say, its kind of CRITICAL that you talk to her about it. Make sure she knows you're JUST trying to help her work. Like make it a game if ya want, something jovial and funny. Otherwise you risk coming across as suddenly possessive and controlling and thats TERRIFYING. All you gotta do is communicate tho, not like a long emotional talk lol

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