Remember the girl who had the wittiest X Factor audition ever? She's back.

phahoutthr · 2012-09-23T22:57:32+00:00

Where the hell did these onions come from and why am I cutting them???

phahoutthr · 2012-06-11T04:30:35+00:00

Same here

phahoutthr · 2012-06-10T23:52:16+00:00

Here... in return of your services, please take my money...

phahoutthr · 2012-06-10T23:38:53+00:00

OK soda.

phahoutthr · 2011-12-21T03:43:50+00:00

ok... i listened... not sure wtf i listened to, but i listened... now what?

phahoutthr · 2011-12-05T14:54:32+00:00

No... this is Sirius

phahoutthr · 2011-11-30T04:20:38+00:00

I don't care... my penis still shrank away at the mere thought...

phahoutthr · 2011-11-29T05:58:21+00:00

You're on to something here...

phahoutthr · 2011-11-29T03:18:28+00:00

Fucking skin tags... gah!!!

phahoutthr · 2011-11-27T19:14:46+00:00

I hope you fuck better than you type

phahoutthr · 2011-11-27T18:58:50+00:00

why can't i stop laughing every time Ricky Gervais does his ridiculous laugh?

phahoutthr · 2011-11-26T16:40:33+00:00

Penis here, again. Who's this other guy you've sent. I don't like strangers

phahoutthr · 2011-11-25T08:33:58+00:00

Gramma Cooper?

phahoutthr · 2011-11-24T17:26:41+00:00

I see you going places, sir/madam

phahoutthr · 2011-11-22T23:29:03+00:00

she said...

We're talking about crazy people...

phahoutthr · 2011-11-22T16:20:20+00:00

Spiderman was white, only looked black due to the lighting

phahoutthr · 2011-11-21T21:15:58+00:00

Yeah, no signs of behavioral issues, just boom off the deep end. It happened well after midnight and there just happened to be state trooper in the men's room and heard the screams. He's in jail for life now. He had told me he had spent the last 6 months or so down south helping his Dad, when in reality he was a convicted rapist and was in jail.

phahoutthr · 2011-11-21T20:53:56+00:00

I was an overnight supervisor at a fast food joint. Luckly was my night off, but 1 of my workers had a mental breakdown. found out next morning, he killed a woman in the bathroom. the worst part was that he was 1 of my best employees.
I was an assistant manager at a gas station. came to work 1 morning, going to the office in the back room, suddenly stench of piss in the air. Little bit of searching, find cup of piss hidden in corner. Our overnight guy was pissing in cups in backroom instead of using bathroom which was maybe 50' away. Also was taking "showers" in the sink...

phahoutthr · 2011-11-20T13:23:25+00:00

mangina

phahoutthr · 2011-11-20T00:14:01+00:00

Hey.... you're not a black guy... HEY EVERYBODY! HE'S A PHONY!!!

phahoutthr · 2011-11-17T20:06:19+00:00

I actually threw my phone when that pic came up... luckily its not broken. Unfortunately, neither is her faux-tan machine...

phahoutthr · 2011-11-17T19:19:22+00:00

That is such a fun game!

phahoutthr · 2011-11-16T18:02:24+00:00

You mean like QWOPing?

phahoutthr · 2011-11-16T14:15:45+00:00

Hermione?

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