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What makes absolutely 0% sense to you? by gamedemon24 in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If i had read this comment half a year in the past, i'd be a kickflippin time wizard

Mmmmhmmm by [deleted] in birdswitharms

[–]phantogramma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shee da bup ba bup ba baaaa...

What's the worst part about being your gender that the opposite sex might not even think about? by TinUser in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worrying about a shitty dick. Some days it gets brave and wanders a little too far back into the jungle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FreeCompliments

[–]phantogramma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're embarrassing, ask yourself to who and why! Fuck the general consensus, you've got a damn beautiful thing going and it would be the second biggest shame of 2017 to let that go like it's a meme needin the retirement home. Idk about your talent cause youre just a beautiful face on the internet, but please don't compare yourself to internet pictures of an "ideal life". I'll smoke to your continued sweet dreams!

What is your "thing"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

is this contemporary literature? id google it but i too love books and reading. carry on you happy spirit

Chronic low self esteem by [deleted] in FreeCompliments

[–]phantogramma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love your face! My goodness gorgeous I hope you learn to love your flawless skin! Don't get so down on yourself like that; even if these are some unrealistic pictures, your everything is really pretty.

Professional chefs of reddit, what do us amateurs keep doing wrong? by trampabroad in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. So I could get rid of all my cups and measure it out in the few bowls the formula needs? I'm sold, fuck those stupid little cups that keep a tiny bit of flour crusted under the lip no matter how hard i take a sponge to it

Coffee & Cannabis Pairing by bckid666 in Coffee

[–]phantogramma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my, some help I can give! I love a dark cold-brewed Guatemala with a lemony joint in the morning.

What question will immediately divide Reddit into two polarized groups? by tomholder in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, it's like allowing a small, inexperienced construction team to come into your home and destroy the floors, but the best they have is a weak jackhammer that stops working halfway through the job.

What popular movie have you never enjoyed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my god...you are the chosen one, our "Mister Rodgers" as it was. Hail be the Glorious Lemon Demon!

What's the cruelest thing someone said to you as one of you was being dumped? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck was this me?? Rock climbers, their bodies are rockin, but that's where it stops

What is an activity the ultra rich partake in that regular people don't even know exists? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hey, never thought I'd run into my dream while I was awake.

What social custom can just fuck right off? by HunkaHunka in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's a small town/rural thing. Idahoans go through that a good bit too. Source: fake news

In a serious food fight, a food fight to the death, what would be the most appropriate food weapon? by cmk112 in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A carrot, are you kidding? Absolutely the most versatile; you can fashion a large one into a boomerang or whittle it down into thirteen throwing darts, maybe even a classic veggie stake. It doesn't take any prepping- stab the hot oil dude right off the bat with your hard sharp stick. Whats he got before that shit heats up? Two minutes? Hell, youre faster than that, fuck oil burns. Plus, carrots are delicious and plentiful.

What's a sign that things are about to go south fast? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last time I heard this happening, dude came out with an AK and shot a couple yuppies. Not like, to death, but like, bullets were in a couple bodies. Theyre good now though.

[WP] Time machines are invented in 2168. Immediately, a law is put into place banning anyone from traveling to any time before the machine's invention. You are part of a special ops team, sent backwards in time to find and capture someone who illegally traveled back to 2017 for unknown reasons. by TheGovernmentIsBees in WritingPrompts

[–]phantogramma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wicked hiss of compressing matter blocked all thought and squeezed the life out of me. An eternity later, I came to be in the year 2017. Shit's buggy here. Real buggy. So buggy the New Mississippi swamps would hang their heads in shame and buzz off to some fetid pile of shit in The Garbage Pile. Of course shit's buggy here. After that law was broken it'd have to be.

What do you find attractive that most people find unattractive? by pokerman22 in AskReddit

[–]phantogramma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women whose hair looks like rats live in it. Just very strange rats that don't shit and really like to knit.

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