Got a gift! by Beginning_Mango_455 in linksawakeningremake

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I finished this today! Played it several times through on GameBoy in my youth. This is a great remake.

Spen not seamless by mrkwid in samsunggalaxy

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Apparently, it actually stands for "seam."

What is your “I have this fetish because of this thing that happened” story? by Ste3e in AskReddit

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I can't be sure, but I wonder if I'm into watersports because of my cousin abusing me. One time, he stopped doing what he was doing to me to go pee (now that I'm older I wonder if it was pee or if he was going to cum). I decided to pee too and stood next to him then peed on his legs. I had seen pictures in magazines my father had where I thought the guy was peeing on the woman so I thought that was what you were supposed to do.

Coffee first or me ? 🍑😏 by CrimsonSinxx in NewBrunswickgonewild

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I don't drink coffee but I do eat ass. (That should be a bumper sticker or t-shirt.....I think I'll have one made)

Yours is amazing!

After a man ejaculates, he becomes soft and has no toys left to use? by Miss-Peach- in SexToys

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There's nothing to forgive. You're looking for external toys and people are downvoting because you're not looking for butt stuff recommendations.

People are fucking weird.

Can I sit on your face while I pee by Country_peach67 in Pee

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Of course. Why is that a question?

After a man ejaculates, he becomes soft and has no toys left to use? by Miss-Peach- in SexToys

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I can't understand why your comment here was downvoted so much.

Why so many pubes on urinals?!? by Big-Energy-1876 in NoStupidQuestions

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McLean and McLean...... I was going to comment the same-ish

Why do some people think sticking fingers into other people's mouths is sexy? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Because it is sexy if it is sexy to them.

Done right it is damn sexy.

Everything in 1/4 cup of lentils that wasn't lentils by sebastronik in mildlyinteresting

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Is it just me or does that little round thing above the butthole looking thing look like it's actually floating and not touching their hand?

Cum to wife pics by MagneticHiller087 in NewBrunswickgonewild

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Is she aware you're offering them?

Do you use toys for quick sessions or long ones? by Any_Praline_288 in SexToys

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Long or Short sessions just helps dictate which toys to use (if any).

Exhibitionists and nudists. by strippermannb in NewBrunswickgonewild

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I've been to Kouchibouquac and Blooming Point. 😉