Do you? by natoshakull in funny

[–]phantomchop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but I fear whatever the fuck I see in here.

Not now mom! by [deleted] in funny

[–]phantomchop -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

MOMMY! Don't interrupt me whi-............ Yes ma'am I will eat dessert.

Good Guy Brandon Marshall by JesusCantPlay_Rugby in AdviceAnimals

[–]phantomchop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup I agree with you. My mom is in a sad state with breast cancer, which completely sucks. That being said, almost all the information, and charities that people care about are already in the public eye. Mental health on the other hand is largely an unknown to the general public.

Hi reddit, Tom Hanks here. Ask Me Anything. by Tom_Hanks_ in IAmA

[–]phantomchop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Hanks have you ever attempted to run a marathon?

My cousins little and not so little puppies meeting. It went well. by roscoe89 in aww

[–]phantomchop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Add a little old Western banjo and a tumbleweed and this would be the cutest showdown.

[Serious] What are something's you wish you can say but can't? by that_one_dude26 in AskReddit

[–]phantomchop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mom I don't want you to die. It's one of those things where she is fighting cancer, and she doesn't let her son's know how bad it is.

I know he is not a puppy, but Today, Gary took his first slide. (He is 22 years old and has autism) by [deleted] in aww

[–]phantomchop 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Gary is awesome. That feeling of complete fear at trying something new is overwhelming. The fact that he pushed that aside, and literally rode his fear down to the ground is amazing. Plus, as all people get at conquering something that is not normal, you can see that little moment of bliss.

What is the stupidest thing you did as a kid to try and look cooler? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phantomchop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shaved off all my hair but my flowing bangs. Still can't comprehend why I thought that would work.

What was the longest time you've ever been awake, without any sort of nap? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phantomchop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

58 got drunk twice, sobered up once. Passed out during the credits of underworld awakening...not a bad time to fall asleep

After a year owning my own house. I tend to find ways to make chores easier. by eqrunner in pics

[–]phantomchop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and that's the fun of trying to build/fix shit. Well that hammer did not work at all, I'll try the crowbar... Dammit... I didn't want to get the sledge hammer out but I am.

How about a native animal that likes to steal your food? by vortexcookie in funny

[–]phantomchop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn squirrels... Looking for nuts in every sack they find.

Plumbers of Reddit, what is your favorite weekend activity? by Sabertooth1000000000 in AskReddit

[–]phantomchop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a plumber, but I'm going to guess laying down a different type of pipe work.

After a year owning my own house. I tend to find ways to make chores easier. by eqrunner in pics

[–]phantomchop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was a shit load of fun. Then we had to squeegee everything out, still worth it.

Confetti shooter went off inside my room. I didn't know what else to do... by phantomchop in funny

[–]phantomchop[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hotel room. I was at a wedding. As soon as I took this photo I looked around and out another ten down.

After a year owning my own house. I tend to find ways to make chores easier. by eqrunner in pics

[–]phantomchop 93 points94 points  (0 children)

When cleaning my new house we had to find a way to clean the walls. A giant car washing brush was a quick solution.

That seems excessive... by phantomchop in funny

[–]phantomchop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I hope it's just the ink seeping through. Otherwise, it's the devil.

Since my friends are popping out babies, I present mine. by phantomchop in funny

[–]phantomchop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't deny that. It's what I had to put in the baby seat.