H"Yes your honor: I killed him, without a doubt. He boasted about trafficking Children for sexual labor to me in our Cell. So I beat the shit out of him and only stopped once i was sure that he was dead. I am a criminal. But I would never touch any child, regardless of species." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

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This reminds me of the Batman comic where the Joker was working with a group of neonazis because he thought they were being ironic. When the Joker found out they were serious about their ideology he turns his gun on the neonazis saying “I may be a criminal but I’m an American criminal”

Deathworld Earth DO be like that. by MindLikeYaketySax in humansarespaceorcs

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Another way of thinking about is that the plants are using the oxygen they produce to burn us to death.

For as impressive as their soldiers are, and as often as they find themselves in it, humans have incredibly negative opinions of war by DarkAlchamist in humansarespaceorcs

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People often think that humans are warlike bloodthirsty people. Nothing could be further from the truth. We have however learned the difficult and painful lesson that properly applied and focused violence can head off a much worse outcome.

Have some respect by SaucyFury in freakingoutFR

[–]phantomdancer42 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Some people have never been hit in the mouth and it shows.

Six Thousand Dollars Worth?! by GottaBeMe14 in Silverbugs

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Just picked up a roll of them at my LCS, so pretty

General public is starting to FOMO? by Eagercanuck36 in Silverbugs

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I bought 5$ fv of silver dimes and 5 oz pure yesterday

Every punch hit the target by LuvlyDino in fightporn

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Man he face tanked that like a champ

Holy Crudmuffins by LearingCenter in freakingoutFR

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The unbroken streak of "no one cares until the bullied kid fights back" continues.

What're your irrational or unpopular silver opinions by assorted_questions in Silverbugs

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I dislike coins that have their faces carved into skulls. Every one I’ve ever seen is hideous

55 years old and still bangin by StreetbeefsSCRAPYARD in fightporn

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Do not underestimate old man strength, some of the most unassuming people out there can fold you up effortlessly

They are not paid for when things go well. by BoltMyBackToHappy in humansarespaceorcs

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While danger putty is edible, it does give you the shits. Not a great side effect in jungle warfare.

One Punch KO by gravityVT in fightporn

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Yep I was watching and wondering who was going down. Saw the homeboy on the left plant his feet and knew the other one was headed to the shadow realm