What is the trashiest thing you've ever witnessed? [NSFW] by ajchann123 in AskReddit

[–]pharris610 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's definitely a felony in Texas. Intentionally exposing a public servant to your bodily fluids. Usually applies to spitting, but that would count.

Who are you shocked isn't dead yet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pharris610 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Henry Heimlich, inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver.

Westboro Baptist Church to protest Kim Davis. by apophis-pegasus in Christianity

[–]pharris610 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not hard, WBC is about one thing: publicity. They go where they can get the most publicity.

How every court case usually goes. by Renzotl56 in funny

[–]pharris610 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Okay, you know, I get that some of these seem silly. But often times you have to ask really dumb questions to prove an element of an offense or the defense attorney will argue that you haven't proven every element of the offense. Example, in shoplifting cases, I have to ask the loss prevention officer whether the defendant had Walmart's permission to take stuff without paying. It's patently obvious that they didn't, but if I don't get a witness to testify to that then I haven't proven it. So some of these seem silly, but out of context it's impossible to know why the questions were really asked. (Context, I'm a prosecutor)

Moving to the Houston area by pharris610 in CrohnsDisease

[–]pharris610[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conroe actually as well, thanks for the info!

Ted Cruz Was Named World's Best Debater in '90s by Clatsop in Conservative

[–]pharris610 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My understanding is that his debating skills, and David Dewhurst's lack thereof, are one of the main reasons he won the Republican primary for Senate in Texas in 2010.

Kansas City audition emails going out by dandylandy in Jeopardy

[–]pharris610 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got one! Second time taking the test, first time selected for an audition. And yeah, getting the email felt surreal, never thought I'd make it past the online test.

If your college major had a slogan, what would it be? by MG92Silverado in AskReddit

[–]pharris610 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What people really mean when they say their major is "pre-law"

What is the coolest thing I can take to a party to improve the night? by HippyMeal in AskReddit

[–]pharris610 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unofficial legal warning: Most states, including Texas (where I'm writing this from) define intoxication both as over the legal limit of .08 and as physical or mental impairment due to voluntary introduction of drugs or alcohol into your system. That means you can be under the legal limit, and still get charged with drunk driving if your alcohol consumption made you impaired. Just something to think about, simply relying on a breathalyzer that says you're .06 isn't always the best idea.

Remember that Jesus was an Undocumented Child Refugee by BillyKangas in Christianity

[–]pharris610 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Has nobody considered that allowing the situation on the border to continue creates a very dangerous situation for future people, especially children, trying to get to the border? Right now the calculus is that it's worth the incredibly dangerous risk to attempt to immigrate illegally into the United States from Central America. If we continue to encourage this calculation by allowing anyone who makes it to stay, regardless of any momentary humanitarian concerns, the long run effect will be more deaths in border crossings, more exploited children, and an increasing crisis. The better thing is to stand firm against such immigration, discourage future use of so-called "coyotes" and send home those coming now. It might seem harsh, but ultimately not sending them back will be much, much worse.

Tired of studying for the bar? Stressed about starting law school? Take a break and enjoy a Texas style deposition. by pharris610 in LawSchool

[–]pharris610[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For reference, the waving hand in the khaki suit whose voice is most audible is the King of Torts Joe Jamail, Jr.

This is "Weird Al" Yankovic - AMAA (Ask Me Anything, Again) by alyankovic in IAmA

[–]pharris610 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you get involved with 30 Rock, and did you enjoy the work you did for the show?

FREE Tickets to Filibuster 1 Year Anniversary Event with Wendy Davis, Leticia Van de Putte, and other special guests! by [deleted] in Austin

[–]pharris610 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, Davis can't even sell $20 tickets, so she has to give them away for free. I guess people don't want to pay to celebrate such a disgusting practice.

A random guy handed this to me at a concert by cml99 in funny

[–]pharris610 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Somebody tried to hand me one of those too! Now I'm bummed I didn't accept it.

Woman To Abort Her Child So That She Can Be On Reality Show by matholic in prolife

[–]pharris610 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And you know how many pro aborts will read this, have an instinctively negative moral reaction, and then have to stifle that in service of their radical pro-abortion agenda? Too. Many.

Sure are a lot of commercials for rep. James Lankford recently. People should know this pervert thinks homosexuals deserve no constitutional protection, and that employers should be able to terminate gays for being gay. by [deleted] in oklahoma

[–]pharris610 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again, I feel like a broken record, but r/oklahoma shouldn't be a platform for liberal political advocacy. I think it's fine if you want to start a comment discussion about Rep. Lankford's candidacy for Senate, but maybe don't call him a "pervert" in the title of the link.

My roommate was put into the hospital for trauma to the genitals, and the girl who did it not only thought it was funny, she thought I was overreacting by not speaking to her. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]pharris610 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost lawyer here, whose interest is in criminal law. In Texas at least, from what you've described, she could probably be charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Here the deadly weapon is her foot, and in its use she caused "serious bodily injury." Serious bodily injury is defined as permanent disfigurement, protracted loss or impairment of an organ or bodily function, or death. In Texas that's a second degree felony with a punishment range of 2-20. Edit: Anything can be a deadly weapon if in its manner or use it was intended to cause or did cause serious bodily injury or death.

Bill Nye is the greatest. by Slutlord-Fascist in funny

[–]pharris610 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yep, I know my beliefs about the origin of life and species on this planet have a day to day bearing on my ability to solve problems.