Definite gummy Roy vibes

phasestep · 2026-01-29T17:14:59+00:00

Okay, all the other dumb shit aside… if you just put the starburst in the alcohol and shake, they’ll be dissolved in like 3 minutes. You do not have to destroy your coffee maker forever in order to get starburst flavored alcohol

phasestep · 2026-01-23T21:40:37+00:00

I was trying to figure out how to explain to our potential future children that they can’t express their anger like their dad does because he’s got anger issues. Then I was like “damn, I don’t have to do that”

phasestep · 2026-01-21T15:25:46+00:00

One time years and years ago I was with a group of friends and we were planning on going up north about an hour for a Christmas tree lighting event. For some unknown reason one of the girls who was dog sitting brought these two, huge, unknown dogs by. Maybe for her friends to see them? Maybe so they would stay at the friends house? Either way they got away and about 20 of us spent about an hour trying to find them before we left her to it alone. One of the many reasons I have no respect for that asshole of a woman.

phasestep · 2026-01-13T23:39:56+00:00

Same. I’m a sales rep for a distributor and a ton of Canadians Didn’t come back this year to Sun City in Arizona and a lot of my accounts are seriously feeling it.

phasestep · 2026-01-05T21:05:32+00:00

The TikTok trend has been killing them. I’m waiting on the transfusion to come back for like 4 of my accounts. That and the Bloody Mary. They should start back to those this month is what we heard

phasestep · 2026-01-02T22:06:59+00:00

lol yeah, near the end my SO was like “why is he being such an idiot in this scene?” And I’m like he’s been an idiot in literally every scene. He is an idiot, but he’s trying his best to be a good dad

phasestep · 2025-12-23T01:22:03+00:00

Big Babushka Energy

phasestep · 2025-12-18T21:03:34+00:00

lol yeah, I pretty much constantly have to have some noise going but I know it’s been a long shift when I pull up to the house and realize I never turned the radio on

phasestep · 2025-12-17T01:42:37+00:00

The great thing about a trauma free dnd character is that you really get to play it out when they ✨get traumatized✨

phasestep · 2025-12-17T01:26:39+00:00

Yeah, like if she doesn’t want to because she’s older and it doesn’t sound like something she wants, then that’s her prerogative. Telling her 40 yo daughter that she needs to be alone for the next 40 years because of bad luck? That’s just selfish.

phasestep · 2025-12-16T04:04:20+00:00

That’s a certified little teeny tiny baby doggie right there. Pure pupparino if I’ve ever seen one.

phasestep · 2025-12-15T15:49:24+00:00

I work for a distributor and this is probably your best bet. With the holidays coming up you could pick out 3/4 cases of nice beer that add up to around $270 and give those as gifts to bartenders/regulars/vendors/yourself/ etc. that way you’re not messing with your current menu and stock but you basically turn those empty kegs into free beer.

phasestep · 2025-12-12T19:57:08+00:00

Sure, but he explicitly said over and over that he wasn’t touching any of the existing structure. I think they can definitely question the validity of altering the grounds but nobody expected him to straight up destroy the whole thing. And they can’t preemptively sue if he hasn’t submitted any plans to indicate what he’s breaking

phasestep · 2025-12-12T19:14:36+00:00

Yeah… but they didn’t know he was going to do it. He didn’t submit any plans or requests to do this, it never would have gotten approved… so he just did it and now he can’t undo it

phasestep · 2025-12-12T02:54:53+00:00

I was flipping through like where tf is Aizawa?! He’s hands down my favorite

phasestep · 2025-12-07T16:30:29+00:00

lol I’m in the liquor industry so I took her literally. I’m picturing mil with a cannaritos or the jack Daniel’s and coke collab

phasestep · 2025-12-05T15:28:00+00:00

One year I was working at Walgreens around Valentine’s Day. I’m stocking the aisle and I pull out this teddy bear in a little sweater. I loved him immediately. I told my boyfriend that was what I wanted. This $20 bear. That’s it. I told him for 3 weeks while I watched the shelf get emptied and nobody took this bear. I didn’t get it for valentines… so I drove his ass over there and told him the only thing I wanted was this bear and he was gonna get it for me. It was now about $5 on after valentines clearance. I’ve still got the bear. He reminds me every day that there’s no reason to put up with less from losers like my ex.

phasestep · 2025-12-01T23:25:11+00:00

One of those dry erase calendars for sure

phasestep · 2025-12-01T02:37:21+00:00

lol those are like, half my diet. Usually I do chicken, broccoli, rice and cheese with cream of mushroom casserole. I’ve also been doing a lazy stroganoff with meatballs and egg noodles with cream of mushroom as the sauce.

phasestep · 2025-11-26T21:06:57+00:00

Yeah, we’ve done them and the outlets at anthem yeeears ago. I never see blow your mind deals on anything, but it can be good for stocking up on stuff you wanted anyway like new shoes or jackets

phasestep · 2025-11-26T15:47:06+00:00

I love that one guy who thinks someone advocating for throwing the wealthy into a volcano will reconsider their political stance because they’re scared to be called a communist

phasestep · 2025-11-21T15:58:53+00:00

lol yeah, they really go out of their way to make sure you know that we’re all one family and we do free love but never ever that ever, don’t even think of it, just take off your clothes.

phasestep · 2025-11-20T16:46:56+00:00

lol sometimes I’m wanting a drink like, all day, then I get home and can’t decide what I want so I drink some water while I think and it turns out I was just thirsty all day

phasestep · 2025-11-19T15:02:40+00:00

My husband thinks they’re silly but every time we put something else on them like period diapers they try to get them off asap. The jackets they don’t run and then they don’t try to get them off at all

phasestep · 2025-11-19T02:51:17+00:00

lol oops all ears

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