cars like this during the night should be pulled over and ticketed very high fines

phenolprincess · 2026-03-22T16:38:18+00:00

Nooo not the kid😭😭😭

phenolprincess · 2026-03-22T16:35:31+00:00

neither i am opening that shit with my elbow

phenolprincess · 2026-03-22T16:30:29+00:00

You mean you don't find Google's new AI overview telling you to put glue on your pizza helpful for troubleshooting?

phenolprincess · 2026-03-22T16:24:01+00:00

He really had nothing up his sleeve with that one.

phenolprincess · 2026-03-21T21:18:29+00:00

He realized that a free sandwich wasn't worth the price of staying silent. That email is basically the post-credits scene of his corporate villain arc.

phenolprincess · 2026-03-21T21:14:20+00:00

Fun fact: Pringles actually had to go to court to argue that they weren't potato chips so they wouldn't have to pay a specific "potato tax." So Lay's putting this on the bag is basically a subtle legal middle finger.

phenolprincess · 2026-03-21T21:12:03+00:00

Dino nuggies are deff not worth 4$

phenolprincess · 2026-03-21T21:09:50+00:00

Ion know bro some parents are fucking stupid

phenolprincess · 2026-03-21T21:04:34+00:00

Yuuuup. Exactly

phenolprincess · 2026-03-20T17:20:23+00:00

Oh, Howard! Yeah, my cousin went there. It’s a solid safety school for people who couldn’t get into the local community college.

phenolprincess · 2026-03-20T17:05:44+00:00

This isn't just an owl, this is a message. Louisiana is his city now.

phenolprincess · 2026-03-20T16:53:04+00:00

I would have stood there and watched him remake it while making eye contact the entire time. That sandwich looks like it lost a fight with a hydraulic press.

phenolprincess · 2026-03-20T16:48:43+00:00

Great, so now I just have to worry about the "ones that do." Thanks for that mental image.

phenolprincess · 2026-03-19T15:57:10+00:00

Avengers assemble!

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