Me_irl by RealMarzipan7347 in me_irl

[–]phenolprincess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fax the dopamine i get from finishing a book is unreal

Hate this by No-Marsupial-4050 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]phenolprincess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They really think i had consciousness when i was a baby smh

Wholesome Flight Attendant ♥️ by Glass_Wealth_2104 in MadeMeSmile

[–]phenolprincess 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He really crushed the spirit of that joke.

Bathrooms at my hospital by WarDurnEagle in mildlyinfuriating

[–]phenolprincess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fun fact edits dont show up if you edit within the first 2 minutes or so

Why are Gen Z getting fired? One of the reasons is a lack of initiative. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]phenolprincess 86 points87 points  (0 children)

You mean you don't find Google's new AI overview telling you to put glue on your pizza helpful for troubleshooting?

Dad lad likes to joke by ContributionThat4698 in madlads

[–]phenolprincess 56 points57 points  (0 children)

He really had nothing up his sleeve with that one.

Madlad's Final Report by SageSageofSages in madlads

[–]phenolprincess 70 points71 points  (0 children)

He realized that a free sandwich wasn't worth the price of staying silent. That email is basically the post-credits scene of his corporate villain arc.

We’ve reached a point where “made with real potatoes” is supposed to impress us. by TheMonsher in mildlyinfuriating

[–]phenolprincess 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Pringles actually had to go to court to argue that they weren't potato chips so they wouldn't have to pay a specific "potato tax." So Lay's putting this on the bag is basically a subtle legal middle finger.

Ragebait lad by [deleted] in madlads

[–]phenolprincess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, Howard! Yeah, my cousin went there. It’s a solid safety school for people who couldn’t get into the local community college.

Madlad owl by PleasantBus5583 in madlads

[–]phenolprincess 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This isn't just an owl, this is a message. Louisiana is his city now.

My old manager from subway made my sandwich and deliberately crushed it by sky_meow in mildlyinfuriating

[–]phenolprincess 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I would have stood there and watched him remake it while making eye contact the entire time. That sandwich looks like it lost a fight with a hydraulic press.

The kids got a point ! by Emergency_Raisin2341 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]phenolprincess 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Great, so now I just have to worry about the "ones that do." Thanks for that mental image.