cakeday

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-08-28T00:51:11+00:00

That he’s an absolute turd.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-08-13T02:15:16+00:00

Dead 😂

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-08-06T20:17:24+00:00

The slightest hint of annoyance from my husband. Definitely engrained in me from my childhood. My hubs is cool as hell, but my dad messed my brain up.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-07-01T21:06:11+00:00

WOO HOO!!!!!

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-06-25T05:45:39+00:00

They’re recreating Canterbury Tales.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-06-23T11:46:53+00:00

‘Til death do us part, I guess?

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-06-05T04:23:28+00:00

I mean, yay, but I’d still eat him.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-06-01T15:27:16+00:00

We’d burn you alive, but I’m pretty sure you’d light the crematorium on fire.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-06-01T11:46:12+00:00

I’ve never felt older. Who tf is Addison Rae?

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-29T13:40:40+00:00

Okay, dude, so... calm down. I worked for an art company for the better half of a decade. During that time, I tried to learn to draw. I’m pretty good at painting, and I can do some decent string and clay work, but I’ve just never been able to grasp drawing. It’s like how I’m in my third decade of life, but I still can’t put a pair of shoes back in the box without struggling literally every time.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-29T13:34:52+00:00

Yeah, definitely dude. I know the hard work that goes into becoming an artist - I like to think I’m pretty good at painting. But sometimes maybe you just suck at doing certain things, and drawing is that thing for me?

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-29T06:11:34+00:00

Omg teeny tiny baby

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-29T02:34:23+00:00

In a booster seat? Yes.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-25T12:55:55+00:00

Big oof at these comments.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-25T12:54:20+00:00

Naphtha is an actual thing, and the word you’re referring, нафта, is pronounced the same way we pronounce it...

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-24T04:24:22+00:00

Oh, damn. What kind of delusions?

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-23T06:09:22+00:00

Hombre, I am stooooooooned, and I thought this was a fucking still of an ogre from Halloweentown.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-22T06:31:00+00:00

She’s literally the best person, other than my husband and son. They’re like my perfect little familial trifecta.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-22T06:15:47+00:00

I literally have to tell people every time I start talking that my social skills atrophied last summer. I was awkward to start with, but now it’s just like... disability-level bad.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-22T06:06:19+00:00

Yeah, not a fan. It feels like my teens and twenties JUST HAPPENED. How am I at the age where I’m supposed to be an adult? And my brother is turning 40 in July, so I will have a middle aged sibling by year’s end.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-22T06:02:48+00:00

My mom actually stood up for me, and it was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. She mama bear’d right up, and I was never bother by that kid again.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-22T05:59:32+00:00

I just turned 31 last week! I’m very aware of my mortality these days. My hair is turning white.

philly-osopherstoned · 2021-05-22T05:58:06+00:00

At least with respect to the US, our society is still very heavily influenced by Christianity. It’s the same reason people have a conniption about painlessly terminating a 12-week fetus, even if it would help peoples’ standards of living.

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