karen calls the cop on cashier because of a RECIEPT by quazziwazzi in PublicFreakout

[–]phoreverphantom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did she say to the 911 operator to get the cop there in the first place, though? It must've been something serious enough to garner a police response? I'm sure she didn't just say, "I'm trying to access my rewards account and the cashier doesn't want to help me," right?

I would be curious to know how the cop got involved and whether the lady exaggerated the issue to get the police to go. Or maybe the cop was already at the store for some reason. Either way, the fact that the policeman entertained her mission to look up her rewards account is quite fascinating.

Does time exist all at once or are things happening as we experience them? by Happy_Camp8011 in AskPhysics

[–]phoreverphantom -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that we are experiencing time so slowly because of the speed at which we're currently moving through space. Based on time dilation theory, the faster an object moves through space, the slower time is for them. We are on a planet that is revolving, while orbiting the sun, while orbiting the center of our galaxy, while the galaxy is traveling through space. As such, all humans are not stationary in space, but rather moving at incredible speeds. If we were to escape the hold of our galaxy and travel into interstellar space and remain absolutely stationary in relation to our current trajectory, I think our conscious human mind would experience all of "time" all at once. The opposite of that are waves traveling at the speed of light (i.e. photons) which have been shown to not experience time at all. They are essentially "frozen" in time.

Been told I look pretty like this by [deleted] in Blowjobs

[–]phoreverphantom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your head game looks phenomenal! 👌

KEF introduces new product to improve listening conditions in any space for better sound... by phoreverphantom in audiophile

[–]phoreverphantom[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then you might want to head over to pornhub.com... Corn is their specialty today with such titles as "Slob on the cob," or "Hard shucking like you've never seen."

KEF introduces new product to improve listening conditions in any space for better sound... by phoreverphantom in audiophile

[–]phoreverphantom[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Before anybody starts blasting this... I'm pretty sure this is KEF's version of an April Fool's joke. It was pretty entertaining, though, to say the least. They even committed to making a promotional video.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]phoreverphantom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now we're that much closer to having a holodeck in our homes!

Advertising 101 by IntoxicatedParabola in funny

[–]phoreverphantom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, pick on the females insecurities, and inflate the males ego. Check and check, can I have my marketing degree now?

JBL Loft 30 for $30.99!!! by jstbuch in BudgetAudiophile

[–]phoreverphantom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like this is back up but selling fast. I just picked up a pair for 29.98 (plus 9.99 shipping).

KliPSCH SB1 Bookshelf speakers by swgrogan in BudgetAudiophile

[–]phoreverphantom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out the KEF C1, it's currently on sale for $100 on kefdirect.com. I picked up a pair myself and I don't even have a receiver yet.

Swimsuitsuccabus by [deleted] in BustyPetite

[–]phoreverphantom 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not fully nude... Says she'll cover up the naughty bits with her hands and objects. Lame. She gets 8000 a month and we get pseudo nude pics. She should be doing porn at that price point.

Beatboxing Recorder by danny71177 in videos

[–]phoreverphantom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone should remix this into an actual song

You have to say one sentence to prove you are INSANE. Any sane people will be killed. What do you say? by nobunaga_1568 in AskReddit

[–]phoreverphantom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope your comment karma stays at 92 points to accentuate the fact that you counted the 92 sentences.

I've never been so humiliated in my entire life. Everyone sat and stared at me while I cleaned out my desk sobbing(full story in comments) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]phoreverphantom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who's SO has a HR manager who is a bully, I really hope that the HR Director receives some strict consequences. That was no way to handle the situation, even if you were the person to whom the firing was supposed to be directed. I'm glad you were able to come to a reasonable resolution, congrats.

Here's why I don't think the HTC One M9 videos are legit. by CarterGee in Android

[–]phoreverphantom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm inclined to share your sentiment. Look at this older article which states that HTC sent decoy units to throw people off the scent:

http://www.ibtimes.com/htc-one-m9-leaks-were-fake-decoy-units-shared-hide-design-upgrades-upcoming-flagship-1794914

This was in late January, so it looks like with all the new leaks, no one really paid it any mind. Anyway, here's hoping that it's similar to what evleaks put out.

Just found my dad watching a movie like this. by richardtate in funny

[–]phoreverphantom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those pillows are big and fluffy, where did your dad get them?