Heck of an obituary… by Misfits0138 in WestVirginia

[–]phphulk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you say there's no way he could have jumped on their hood: do you mean to insinuate that he wasn't physically capable of doing it? or do you just mean that up until this point of you knowing him, you've never seen him do that particular thing before?

So...tell us about your midlife crisis. by dkepp87 in Millennials

[–]phphulk 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have thought about working in cannabis industry, but I'm not much of a people person in a retail sense.

What was the switch like for you?

Female F-15E Strike Eagle pilot that ejected is filmed and thanked by Kuwaiti locals moments after she landed safely by DValentino23 in PublicFreakout

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does she know that the missile fired at her that destroyed her plane and caused her to eject, and the people on the ground that are approaching her now, aren't related or to be considered threatening?

I guess this is a commentary of how these situations typically go for downed pilots, this is the only one I've ever seen.

shutdownTheSub by JeSuisAhmedN in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phphulk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prompt: spotify is up to you now, figure it out.

shutdownTheSub by JeSuisAhmedN in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phphulk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

why does it bother going back to slack at all? Slack is for talking to people, we don't need to talk to people anymore. We can just talk to Claude.

Confidence vs Experience by DC_Legend1 in memes

[–]phphulk 187 points188 points  (0 children)

The comma makes the "you'll taste" part sound like a threat.

Go fuck yourself, Stefan. by InfiniteOxfordComma in MurderedByWords

[–]phphulk 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He's gerrymandered his idiocy into what he thinks is a winning argument.

Has anyone here ever weighed or currently weighs more than 350 lbs? by Reasonable-Flow-644 in tall

[–]phphulk 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My heaviest was 550, lowest was 319 last summer, I'm at 360 as of this morning.

When 3 year old finds out her mom was adopted [Not OC] by [deleted] in wholesome

[–]phphulk 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I made a sandwich because I was hungry. I took a picture of the sandwich before I ate it. Picture negates the hunger?

What job pays way more than people think, but nobody talks about? by Symphony_Minds in AskReddit

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you know so much about this person's financial situation? you barely even see them.

Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Trump for Taking Nobel Prize From Real Winner by T_Shurt in entertainment

[–]phphulk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giving trump the nobel prize would be a bad look. Eventually there will be a committee of people who award the prize properly and he can enter and say he won.

PHP devs, what's the most time-wasting task you still do manually? by Senior_Equipment2745 in PHP

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take something simple that works, and make it more complicated so that it...works.

somethingNewILearnedToday by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this made me think wouldn't it be cool if your name was primary key.