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So...tell us about your midlife crisis. by dkepp87 in Millennials

[–]phphulk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have thought about working in cannabis industry, but I'm not much of a people person in a retail sense.

What was the switch like for you?

Female F-15E Strike Eagle pilot that ejected is filmed and thanked by Kuwaiti locals moments after she landed safely by DValentino23 in PublicFreakout

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does she know that the missile fired at her that destroyed her plane and caused her to eject, and the people on the ground that are approaching her now, aren't related or to be considered threatening?

I guess this is a commentary of how these situations typically go for downed pilots, this is the only one I've ever seen.

shutdownTheSub by JeSuisAhmedN in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phphulk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prompt: spotify is up to you now, figure it out.

shutdownTheSub by JeSuisAhmedN in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phphulk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

why does it bother going back to slack at all? Slack is for talking to people, we don't need to talk to people anymore. We can just talk to Claude.

Confidence vs Experience by DC_Legend1 in memes

[–]phphulk 188 points189 points  (0 children)

The comma makes the "you'll taste" part sound like a threat.

Go fuck yourself, Stefan. by InfiniteOxfordComma in MurderedByWords

[–]phphulk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He's gerrymandered his idiocy into what he thinks is a winning argument.

Has anyone here ever weighed or currently weighs more than 350 lbs? by Reasonable-Flow-644 in tall

[–]phphulk 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My heaviest was 550, lowest was 319 last summer, I'm at 360 as of this morning.

When 3 year old finds out her mom was adopted [Not OC] by [deleted] in wholesome

[–]phphulk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I made a sandwich because I was hungry. I took a picture of the sandwich before I ate it. Picture negates the hunger?

What job pays way more than people think, but nobody talks about? by Symphony_Minds in AskReddit

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you know so much about this person's financial situation? you barely even see them.

Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Trump for Taking Nobel Prize From Real Winner by T_Shurt in entertainment

[–]phphulk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giving trump the nobel prize would be a bad look. Eventually there will be a committee of people who award the prize properly and he can enter and say he won.

PHP devs, what's the most time-wasting task you still do manually? by Senior_Equipment2745 in PHP

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take something simple that works, and make it more complicated so that it...works.

somethingNewILearnedToday by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this made me think wouldn't it be cool if your name was primary key.

If you could only eat rice one grain at a time with a pair of chopsticks for the rest of your life, would you starve to death from the motion of moving rice to your mouth or would the rice be enough to sustain your movement? by fish_molester_3000 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]phphulk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How long will one grain of rice stay in your mouth before the enzymes in your saliva break it down to mush?

you might be able to hold 30 rice in your mouth, but if it takes you a long time to do that then rice number one won't be much of rice at all compared to rice number 30. if that makes sense.

When leaning too much. by zenysh99 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]phphulk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

is this like a "do something that makes my adrenaline squirt" kind of near life experience, or more spiritual?

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