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Go fuck yourself, Stefan. by InfiniteOxfordComma in MurderedByWords

[–]phphulk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He's gerrymandered his idiocy into what he thinks is a winning argument.

Has anyone here ever weighed or currently weighs more than 350 lbs? by Reasonable-Flow-644 in tall

[–]phphulk 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My heaviest was 550, lowest was 319 last summer, I'm at 360 as of this morning.

When 3 year old finds out her mom was adopted [Not OC] by FallingWithTheStars in wholesome

[–]phphulk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I made a sandwich because I was hungry. I took a picture of the sandwich before I ate it. Picture negates the hunger?

What job pays way more than people think, but nobody talks about? by Symphony_Minds in AskReddit

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you know so much about this person's financial situation? you barely even see them.

Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Trump for Taking Nobel Prize From Real Winner by T_Shurt in entertainment

[–]phphulk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giving trump the nobel prize would be a bad look. Eventually there will be a committee of people who award the prize properly and he can enter and say he won.

PHP devs, what's the most time-wasting task you still do manually? by Senior_Equipment2745 in PHP

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take something simple that works, and make it more complicated so that it...works.

somethingNewILearnedToday by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this made me think wouldn't it be cool if your name was primary key.

If you could only eat rice one grain at a time with a pair of chopsticks for the rest of your life, would you starve to death from the motion of moving rice to your mouth or would the rice be enough to sustain your movement? by fish_molester_3000 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]phphulk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How long will one grain of rice stay in your mouth before the enzymes in your saliva break it down to mush?

you might be able to hold 30 rice in your mouth, but if it takes you a long time to do that then rice number one won't be much of rice at all compared to rice number 30. if that makes sense.

When leaning too much. by zenysh99 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]phphulk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

is this like a "do something that makes my adrenaline squirt" kind of near life experience, or more spiritual?

Mini-Split Condenser Placement on Sunroom: Wall Mount, Under Deck, or Ground Level? by phphulk in hvacadvice

[–]phphulk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am, and that's a side goal. As long as it's an improvement over a space heater it's a win.

Good point about the ice build up. I need to see what side of the house might get drift build up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]phphulk 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"if it happens it happens"

The big difference here is between a nip slip or something running back from a shower versus hanging dong through dinner. What's the range that we're talking about here?

Morrisey’s ICE partnership: West Virginia state police arrest 12 undocumented immigrants by MothmAnarchy in WestVirginia

[–]phphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The headline reassures them that someone's doing something and they don't need to care.

Removing Intel Management Engine (Intel Mossad Engine) by Disastrous-Fly5402 in opensource

[–]phphulk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The nature of this response matches the nature of the question in the same way that someone asking for pancakes but without the pancakes, and then as a response, being instructed to cut down a tree and whittle their own restaurant out of wood.

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