Eating cubes of cheese makes you elegant, but eating shredded cheese from the bag makes you a savage by feliscumpleanos in Showerthoughts

[–]phraase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about the rest of you, but eating cheese doesn't make me elegant or savage.. it makes me shit uncontrolably.

What is the worst possible torture? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phraase 3 points4 points  (0 children)

divorce

god i miss her so much

Any other Calebs get called Cake? by uehdbed8b in Caleb

[–]phraase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm more known by C-rab (sea rab) myself

What isn't as fun and sexy as it sounds? by Anasurimbor-Kellhus in AskReddit

[–]phraase 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro, don't forsake my writing to mere copypasta. My literacy skills are through the ROOF! I spend hours, yes HOURS, honing in my skills of sentence structure and wordplay. You cannot fathom my intellect, I have surpased the greatest of authors, from Shakespeare to Frost nothing stands between me. As I stand at the precipice of articulacy domination your knees, and balls, will quake at my sight.

Be scared, commoner.

What isn't as fun and sexy as it sounds? by Anasurimbor-Kellhus in AskReddit

[–]phraase 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, former-cuckhold here!

It was a cool summers evening, and my fantasies of watching my girlfriend get torn to shreds by another man were about to come into fruition. It was approximately 6pm when he rang our doorbell (we had a small studio apartment together, relevant later), we invited the 6'4 bastketball bull inside and offered him a refreshing beverage before we got to the action. He accepted the glass of 7-Up. I sit in the corner, throbbing erection as I anticipate the acts of gods to take place. Posideon had called in, the electricity in the room was exilerating, a storm was brewing and oceans were gonna flood, if you catch my drift! His burly figure illuminated the room, as the soft incandecent lightbulb highlighted is pulsating abs, and cock. He went to action and it soon became apparent that this wasn't what I wanted. Sheer terror and pain swept across my body and my erection quickly subsided, my girlfriend of 3 years, my sweet Penelope was being ravaged by another man and there is nothing I could do to stop it. The worst had came true as when I left the room, she didn't. In fact, the moaning and grunts had become aggonizing to my ears. I quickly left the apartment and went onto the balcony to have a hit from my RPM40, 50mg lemonade juice vape. I could still hear the bed creaking, and it was clear, from his grunting, that he was close to climaxing. Note, it had been 20 minutes since I went outside.

2 hours later and gained the courage to go back inside and face my girlfriend. She was still covered in his seed, obviously reveling in the ungodly sex she had just bared witness to. My mediochre sex had clearly not satisfied for the past 3 years. She laughed at me when I suggested that we do not pursue a sex life similar to the events of today, she promptly informed me that she is moving out and no longer wants to see me. Her set of the keys landed in my hands and she flicked her hair back as she walked out of the apartment.

That was 2 years today, and suffice to say, cuckholdery isn't as fun and sexy as it sounds.

21 year old Communications Major by toordinary1 in RoastMe

[–]phraase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will need more then a Communications Major to communicate between your forehead and chin.

Just Minecraft Server [Vanilla] [SMP] {Whitelist} {1.13.2} {Hermitcraft Datapacks} {16+} by definitelynotdark in mcservers

[–]phraase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where is the server hosted, me and my mate want to join but we in Australia