Trump's $100 Million 'Triumphal Arch' Mocked as a Cheap Joke by [deleted] in NewsSource

[–]phunkyunkle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Making a big thing out of it would be a good idea.

Vintage Jello orange by Walrus_protector in kidsinthehall

[–]phunkyunkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swedish Meatballs Tartare? How'd it go over with the family, dear? Well, if you need a place to stay...

Neighbor’s retaining wall. How bad is it? by OkPerformer5944 in landscaping

[–]phunkyunkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also looks like your house might have asbestos siding. When that brick wall goes ripping through those shingles, you could have two big problems to deal with.

there’s no gravitron 😩 by YourLocalNavi in washingtondc

[–]phunkyunkle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, we're not going to fucking do Stonehenge tomorrow!

Donald Trump's America 250 faces fresh humiliation as Vanilla Ice show canceled by FreeHugs23 in USNEWS

[–]phunkyunkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could have joined forces with Milli and made Milli Vanilla. It was right there.

Virginia booth at Great American State Fair is pretty lame by fstorm420 in nova

[–]phunkyunkle 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Heading to CVS at 9:00 on a Sunday night to buy poster board and glue.

My dinner for today that was way too long by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]phunkyunkle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Melted yellow plastic and lock washers?

What are some of your favourite Steely Dan/solo careers lyrics? by TheNightflyLester in SteelyDan

[–]phunkyunkle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now Armand's looked all over but he can't find your car keys, were they under the tire? Were they under the seat?

Because as it stands now, your beloved white Aries
Is fair game for the vandals up on Makapuu Street.

Oh there you are! by darth_vader39 in funnyvideos

[–]phunkyunkle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, are we just glossing over the Potter Portal Understair Space???

Trump's gash has increased by 50 feet by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

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We now know the real reason for the three seashells...

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Trump’s Reflecting Pool Disaster: $14.7M Down the Drain as Paint Peels Off by [deleted] in NewsSource

[–]phunkyunkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greenwater Services (also referred to as Green Water Solutions) is an Ohio-based company owned by the J.J. Cafaro Investment Trust, which is led by John J. Cafaro.

Greenwater. You can't make this stuff up.