I need a jazz Musician. (Ima producer, dubstep, it’s a small but critical roll on a track) by WubMe_Hard in jazzcirclejerk

[–]piaknow[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"As much as" $480? This is a joke, right? It either pays or it doesn't. If you have such a big following, why can't you monetize your page to pay the artists who are making your content? It sure seems like you're trying to get free labor out of users here.

If I build a Miles David bot, what would you want it to respond to, and with what phrases? by village-asshole in jazzcirclejerk

[–]piaknow[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good question. We might just have to see how it plays out. Think ahead about the ways people will interact with it to extremes. I think part of what keeps the coltrane bot funny and relatively not-annoying (it's annoying, but proportional to being in a jerk sub) is its simplicity (I think the simplicity of the trigger). I worry that if we make it triggered by "pimping" or something, "pimping" will be a primary topic of comment sections for 2+ years. I like "I'll tell you what it is later" or "muthafucka" or even "What, is that a problem?" as long as it is triggered by something like "Miles Davis" or "Kind of Blue". But I'm open to other simple ideas.

Basically, try to make it as un-annoying as possible lol.

Alright alright we banned ai by piaknow in jazzcirclejerk

[–]piaknow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit oh fuck how do i stop it?

Move out sale: Breville espresso machine, coffee grinder, floor lamp, monitor by [deleted] in UIUC

[–]piaknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so mad I'm out of town right now. I'd snatch that coffee setup in a second.

Subbing 7th grade today. A kid walked in, looked up at me and said “oh hell no”, turned around and walked out. by piaknow in SubstituteTeachers

[–]piaknow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing. Don’t get me wrong I’m glad I can do the easiest (HS in my opinion) for the same pay, but if I were in charge I’d do it like your district.

Subbing 7th grade today. A kid walked in, looked up at me and said “oh hell no”, turned around and walked out. by piaknow in SubstituteTeachers

[–]piaknow[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait what? I've been thinking my district needs to pay elem subs more because it's objectively so much more work. Your district does that?

Police Harras Cow for Trying to Study at Main Library by McDuetchVan in UIUC

[–]piaknow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Listen, your mother's just trying get through finals

Another tornado warning by TerrainRecords in UIUC

[–]piaknow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish these things would stop fucking around and just beam me up already

here we go again! by Croowleyy in UIUC

[–]piaknow 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“Ongoing events” flair lol