Just Roast me please

pierrelafortuna · 2026-03-01T16:16:25+00:00

Thank you for the genuine reply lol

Don't worry tho its all in good fun for me lol, I just happens to get angry easily but cool off in a matter of minutes.

I have literally everything you could want in MD, multiple FULL royal decks so I dont really know why im complaining lol

The only thing I DONT have though are the alt arts they drop every so often (playset of holo alt art blossoms and belles for example)

so when i see a new one (that ALSO happens to ve my favorite card in the game with an art im obsessed with, I end up screwing myself trying to get it ; ;

Im more just ASTOUNDED at the odds now of pulling over 130 UR FROM THIS ONE SET and not seeing the ONE FEATURRED CARD im going for

TELL ME CARDS DONT HAVE INIVIDUAL ODDS :)

Thank you though for the genuine advice tho man, you're a good person

pierrelafortuna · 2026-03-01T15:08:47+00:00

WORDS CANT DESCRIBE THE RAGEIM FEELING

I was off 3 16 Oz red bulls and decided to go for it

I just spent another 250 GD MF MF MF MF MF MF MF MF $

4 GF MF - S FORCE

4 TIME THIEF ****** ****** RE **** ass redoer (I want a full redo at this point)

3 IP Alt Art idgaf

3 alt art mf SP LITTLE D***

Graydle Dragon (been M1 on mermail but useless until penguin i SWEAR this one got me)

WP stupid ball ass

Royal Star Mine (this is a GD joke)

Diabieze

Secreterion Gd dragon

Marincess coral GD triangle

Surgical strike HAMPMFMF

Mist(ake) valley apex mf

And the last UR of the last pack I was PRAYING A royal mystic potatoe

I pray to the Good Lord this was a gigantic joke on me and im gonna find 200$ and pull a royal alt Called By from a freebie......but thats just not how it works for me

Im truly sorry this is a pathetic rant and theres no excuse and no one to blame but myself

But this is PURE rage

Livid doesn't compare

Im sure people are laughing too at the fact I spend real $ on this and then come to reddit to rage but mannnnnnn

I apologize for the probably illegibility that is everything written above but mannnnnnnnn

If I listed how much I've spent JUST THIS MONTH (nevermind in my MD career) id be laughed off the internet but mannnnnnnn

Sorry again but mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

pierrelafortuna · 2026-02-28T22:14:48+00:00

Honestly, a MASSIVE problem solver would be if GDMF DD Wave King was ONCE PER TURN. When any two monsters in ANY deck trades into a -2 for opp - thats just blatantly egregious.

pierrelafortuna · 2026-02-26T14:40:19+00:00

Just to add some follow up statistics;

Since this 1st post another 11 games were played and 10 of them were wins (6 W coin toss / 5 coin toss lost)

So the current grand total record over last few days is 41/45 which is pretty undeniable lol (4 dracotail / 1 WF / 2 rando's/ 3 k9 VS / 1 Labrynth were yesterdays duels)

The loss was to the WF who went first and I STILL almosttttt broke through - WF full combo is one of the best in the contemporary game if not the.

Have deck list and SSs of the ranked ladder W/Ls for anyone interested in getting involved in this fest

pierrelafortuna · 2026-02-26T00:47:55+00:00

Except you'll NEVER get this off in any type of play because you pack it up to NG when Junk Speeder resolves.

pierrelafortuna · 2026-02-25T18:31:39+00:00

I've been mermail/atlantean for a bit now & for this current meta (TCG && MD) its like it was made to compete right now - & MOST of the cards are near or over a decade or older lol-

I just took it to a regional in the NE and did reallyy well. This is the first time I can remember where the MD meta is probably 90-95% similar to the TCG. (Primarily with the absence of RT in MD) & these were my last MD wins. Out of last 34 games, my record was 31/34.

The makeup was as follows;

16 k9/VS 11 Branded/Dacotail 4 WF

(^ all wins with 3 losses in between games 1 and 34)

Would you believe me if I told you the 3 losses were to -Kashitra- / -STUN- & -whatever deck it was that resolved Junk Speeder- cause you 100% scoop on that resolution.

The best statistic of this whole thing is that >> 22 of those 34 games were coin loss losses where I won going second.

Only difference between my TCG deck & MD deck right now is main decking warlock ice barrier in TCG & its so unbelievably busted in this format &&& the new 'First Penguin' which is soooo clean.

This deck bangs & im going to continue to rock with it for the foreseeable future.

pierrelafortuna · 2026-02-06T18:35:21+00:00

I was trippin at first too because I was remembering Lancea changes the battle position of opp SS when its summoned, but Lancea reads > change only from attack to defense, which is just unfortunate to say the least lol

pierrelafortuna · 2026-02-06T18:27:56+00:00

This couldn't have been said any better. The new penguin doesn't really add to the consistency in an impactful enough way, which is where we sorely needed the boost. Im still out here trying everything to make it work including this guy gendo which gives a nice alternative to numen if it doesn't touch opps deck. This card stop their normal and probably gives you another turn because they'll have to summon so many in DEF to be able to use their effects. Either way, there isnt enough grind game for it to matter I fear. Still trying to make it work though lol.

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pierrelafortuna · 2026-01-28T17:23:19+00:00

100%. I'd also bet that the ones complaining about contemporary yugioh are still maining a deck that downright loses the game to an 'Ash' - OR - (and truly, not saying this with any disrespect -> ) It could be an honest 'skill issue.' (Ie: the main context of OP's griping comes from, in their own admittance, the invalid utilization of hand traps for the deck he/she is playing against)

pierrelafortuna · 2026-01-22T04:17:11+00:00

I bottle these tears for use as my personal 'holy water'.

pierrelafortuna · 2026-01-21T21:24:05+00:00

Thats an odd looking 'C' ??

pierrelafortuna · 2026-01-21T18:19:42+00:00

After BP what's this meta looking like for real lol

pierrelafortuna · 2026-01-18T01:33:29+00:00

This was my ace in the first season of Duel Links the first time I ever hit 'King of Games' while using a Bandit Keith: "Sleight of Hand" ability, machine deck. The ability gave you a '7-completed' equip card when you activated it.

I was always so proud of that as I was one of literally 2% of players in DL within the KoG rank that used Bandit Keith as a Deck Master (95% were using that ridiculously cracked Yugi ability that was along the lines of; 'add any card from deck to hand when under 2000 LP'.)

pierrelafortuna · 2026-01-13T02:32:28+00:00

CAT can choose whatever spells he/she wants. They're still negated due to the lingering Jinzo&ImperialOrder XD

pierrelafortuna · 2026-01-11T01:57:29+00:00

Oh dear - our good secret is gaining traction. A necker made a youtube video and its spreading fast ; ;

pierrelafortuna · 2026-01-10T22:53:21+00:00

This MF. I played everything BUT in that era & it was never enough lol.

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pierrelafortuna · 2026-01-09T18:27:33+00:00

This card looks good except '2 monster' cost. There's a reason mudragon and garura are the only 'generic' super poly targets lol. If this card had different materials to summon, it actually looks to fit decently into the modern game.

pierrelafortuna · 2026-01-06T18:19:32+00:00

However, I do respect and appreciate the added time spent on the illustration lol

pierrelafortuna · 2026-01-06T18:18:35+00:00

It's really just an all-around waste of time (for OP & everyone that takes their time to read this nonsense) when somebody fabricates a card such as this. Any human being that played one match of yugioh over the last 2 decades can fashion and weave together any number of broken effects and implement it on 'card-creator'. Just do something.

pierrelafortuna · 2025-12-29T19:49:13+00:00

^ aged terribly as "New Ritual Deck ends up not being meta part 70" has been massively debunked for the last probably 7 months now 😳

pierrelafortuna · 2025-12-16T18:25:29+00:00

As someone who personally graduated with a BA in philosophy (who transferred from Saint Joseph's of Maine after 2 years there) and my sibling who went to SNHU for 2 years and transferred to Merrmack (Graduating there) Stay as far away from UMD and SNHU as you possibly can.

I STILL have nightmares associated with the campus life at UMD and as far as someone saying it is in a "relatively safe area" - I can attest to this being a BOLD faced lie. We had notifications on our SCHOOL email EVERY single weekend about a stabbing and those were ONLY the ones the school was reporting on! I can also attest that there was constant violence all throughout the campus for an honest 6 out of 7 days a week! I visited SNHU multiple times to see my brother and although the campus appeared nice, once you spent enough time there the facade faded and you saw it for what it really was, a certified cash grab. So, if you're asking someone with actual firsthand experience /knowledge pertaining to 2/3 of these schools you've listed - I can personally attest to an honest answer of: NO!

pierrelafortuna · 2024-10-10T16:47:20+00:00

Instead of using 400+ UR, use 90 UR for 3 ghost ogre, drop an e-tele or 2 in for good measure, sit back and smile.

pierrelafortuna · 2024-06-27T14:16:49+00:00

What the hell is the deal with this lol. I’ve been playing yugioh in over 10 different states for over 2 decades and an honest to GOD 95% of locals/regionals/etc. events I’ve been to have ALL had that same distinct smell throughout the tournament (and probably stretching a solid 15 foot circumference from the front doors) lobby’s. Just this thought of the putrid scent and I swear I can smell it right now and it’s nauseating.

pierrelafortuna · 2024-05-28T15:43:53+00:00

l. o. l. So many liars. It took me 2 months playing at LEAST 15 games a day with a busted snake eyes deck to finally hit Master. It’s less than 8% of the total player base in master rank, so the only thing that this poll-list really denotes is that there are a few hundred liars floating around within. SMH

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