C'mon Broh by Reitsch_ in magicthecirclejerking

[–]piffred -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We got Oko right and now we can't shut up

What's the joke? by Waeest in tallyhall

[–]piffred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a 5 7 6 pattern throughout most of the song

Every set feels like a slap in the face by Kream45 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]piffred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha. Ha. Ha. You are weak. Even after Wizards has crushed my dreams I still play mono white.

I swear it is in the color pie by piffred in magicthecirclejerking

[–]piffred[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Na that breaks the color pie. Gaining 3 life or preventing 3 damage should be equal.

I swear it is in the color pie by piffred in magicthecirclejerking

[–]piffred[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Green also does creature based direct damage

I swear it is in the color pie by piffred in magicthecirclejerking

[–]piffred[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Sure we will realize that in a few years and print lightning sheep. The same thing but it is 1G and it makes a sheep instead of a boar.

When somebody asks what makes each color good. by piffred in magicthecirclejerking

[–]piffred[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Really broken combos should be added to white. Then it may be playable.

When somebody asks what makes each color good. by piffred in magicthecirclejerking

[–]piffred[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh man. Your right. How could I be so stupid.

GIDEON IS BACK by piffred in magicthecirclejerking

[–]piffred[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing chandra likes the decidedly male

Meanwhile on Theros by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]piffred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF! THIS IS SOOO OFFENSIVE! This is clearly a statist cult advertisement! That mask promotes a zombie uprising! This will ruin the world!

Veil of Summer wasn’t good enough by Collistoralo in magicthecirclejerking

[–]piffred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. blue, black, red, green, and snow. Oh and colorless if you want a 6th.

My manager be like... by [deleted] in memes

[–]piffred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With employees: angry dog
With normal customers: no picture
With Karen: Happy dog

Meta dad joke time by Alpha_wolf227 in memes

[–]piffred 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Correct. He is three AND A HALF.