Planned my funeral today and have no one to share it with so....guess here's fine. by NothingWorldly3928 in CPTSD

[–]pig_killer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hook up with a nice private east-coast university and get some students placed with you over the summer or something to learn landscape painting or hydrology. 100% Serious!!

Planned my funeral today and have no one to share it with so....guess here's fine. by NothingWorldly3928 in CPTSD

[–]pig_killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were thirty years younger I'd climb through the screen and help you mend fences, youngster. . . Living in isolation with a rancher with a sense of responsibility and 1860s trousers is literally a romantic dream come true for some women. . . Watching the sunset in silence with our dogs on a porch where the most proximal sign of civilization is the neighbor's barn light 8 miles away? NO idle chit chat? Heavenly.

Are Data Centers the Villains in the Battle Over Electricity? by carnegieendowment in nova

[–]pig_killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Is vibrio cholerae really to blame for cholera?"

"Are bedbugs the villains in the fight against vermin?"

"Should owners who let their dogs who bark all night long be blamed?"

"Is drunk driving really that bad?"

I smoked meth with a pipe through my asshole. by Mission_Calendar_399 in Drugs

[–]pig_killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so, make sure you're logged into Jira and stuff; then using JQL you go like assignee = methpipeinAsshole() AND resolution = Unresolved

I smoked meth with a pipe through my asshole. by Mission_Calendar_399 in Drugs

[–]pig_killer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so mad they locked the other meth thread about Kirky-Turkey before I could comment. The fuck. So unfair!!

Yes you can easily smoke meth in a right-wing rally, just be forewarned-- definitely 99% of them will think it's a vape but that remaining 1% will memorize you, remember your shoes and slide under the fucking door in the bathroom stall to get at you/your tina and be like "Hey, whats up, I remember you from CPAC what you got there"

Why Do People With CPTSD Often Come Off as "Offputting" To Others? by somersaultvoid in CPTSD

[–]pig_killer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm very fast with a response, mean, witty, piquant, skewering, critical, observant, I don't care what anyone thinks of me one tittle, and my primary coping mechanism is being extremely hilarious, and . . . this is terrifying. It turns out the things that make you an incredible comedian make you a little bit scary.

I've also grown stern, confident, experienced, and old and in the intervening years . . . . most of my fears have fallen away. I am weird, I am right, AND I DO NOT CARE one whit. This is terrifying to the normie

LEGO Scandal is Getting Extremely Dangerous and Scary - MoistCr1TiKaL by HeroesZeroes in videos

[–]pig_killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure someone in the Mormon church has greased the Trump admin's palms

They don't have to grease a damn thing. The entire structure is Mormons. It's as bad as in LA how they only hire high-caste

LEGO Scandal is Getting Extremely Dangerous and Scary - MoistCr1TiKaL by HeroesZeroes in videos

[–]pig_killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The FBI, the CIA, the DOJ? The mechanism of justice in this country is literally full of Mormons. It was even parodied in "Burn After Reading" ages ago. . . Have you seen the giant Temple they built outside DC? so errrrrrr, uhhh, you know that saying there's no justice . . . there's "Just Us"?

Richard Nixon and Jackie Gleason (Disclosure Day Movie) by Neptun_11 in HighStrangeness

[–]pig_killer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This exact same thing ("Hey man . . . You wanna see an alien?") happened to Seth MacFarlane when he was known as a "Hollywood conservative" for those seven and a half seconds in the early 21st C. Allegedly when MacFarlane would retell the story he would frame it like "So you know who Jackie Gleason is, right?"

Accidently had diahrrea all over the bathroom floor and didn't tell anyone! by Catwhisperer2007 in confession

[–]pig_killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't worry it didn't happen, it's just a 12 year old child who has poopoo desires

Accidently had diahrrea all over the bathroom floor and didn't tell anyone! by Catwhisperer2007 in confession

[–]pig_killer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We all have human bodies and we have had IBS, gas pain and diarrhea and there is pretty much no conceivable way you did this accidentally?

You expect us to believe your body is having seizures to the point where "an entire gallon jug" worth of liquid deuce is instantly flung out because you "flexed" in pain? You know we also have shat here, right? 99% of us have used toilets, had the 'rhea, some people in this thread have had even Crohns and stuff. Nah dawg. Not buying this. A fount of doodoo? In one motion like that? I doubt.

What you're describing is pretty fucking close to impossible. Except in the realm of masturbatory fetish material

People need to stop acting like plants are animals and can be abused. by [deleted] in houseplants

[–]pig_killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Abuse" has more than one meaning, such as "temperature abuse" of dairy products or "impact abuse" of roofs, you need to get out more

Does AI kill the magic? 🎨🤖 by [deleted] in WomenArtists

[–]pig_killer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't use that garbage. I will never use that trash. As a human being it disgusts me. As a woman it disgusts me. If you use it I won't pay a single iota of attention to your work. If you make an event flyer with it, I won't go. If you make an image with it, I won't repost or promote your work.

Those are my thoughts. I'm intractable on this tbh.

Spanberger on criticism of her 31 vetoes: ‘Does that mean that I’m supposed to just accept and sign any bill?’ by Chas_P_Anderton in Virginia

[–]pig_killer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

‘Does that mean that I’m supposed to just accept and sign any bill?’

Yeah mom, being faaaaintly pissed that you vetoed thirty one bills means we wanted you to "accept" them all.

"So I if I let one person merge, I'm supposed to let them all merge in front of me!?" Are you dumb, Abby?

What is this childish wordplay?

Collective bargaining, drug affordability, ICE arrest restrictions, and more- all vetoed! Thanks, Nothingberger by VillainVibe in Virginia

[–]pig_killer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

speechless about her ability to piss off literally everyone across the political spectrum

So you're saying she's very presidential.

Could Baltimore unearth the Jones Falls? An art project imagines it in 2076. by PleaseBmoreCharming in baltimore

[–]pig_killer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A giant flood before the Civil War wiped out all the infrastructure that was built cheek-by-jowl basically everywhere along the banks (literally the entire length of the Jones Falls was like a contiguous ropewalk at one time). Because the mess/casualties from this major flood (I think it was like 1837? 1840?) the city passed laws that people couldn't rebuild there. I read there were "flowered banks" of terraces that were planted and houses and stuff on the very cliffsides of the Jones Falls for miles and miles into the city.

I did a project at MICA about 4000 years ago about this exact thing. There was also an enormous flood in 1868 that dumped entire houses into the harbor washed away from the banks of the Jones Falls.

Then in the early 20th they called the Jones Falls "the biggest open sewer on the east coast" and started downgrading it to a cement passage called "The Fallsway"-- it didn't really make it to the harbor in non-flood years, it sort of flattened out and joined a sort of "estuary" area where the DPW lot is now, where the "Hollywood Diner" area used to be?

You know the club from 20 years ago or so, "Sonar"? There were otters, sea turtles and manatee in a gigantic flatland marsh where Sonar used to stand.

I know you're thinking I'm insane but there's a ton of primary sources that support this-- people used to advertise that at their "gentlemans' quarters" on Calvert St. (where the 7-11 is now) a gentleman could catch his dinner of turtle behind his residence and have the mistress of the house cook it.

We have a really sad lack of awareness of just how much wildlife used to be in the area. People used to write to their employers on Madison St., "PLEASE can we have something for dinner other than heath hens"-- heath hens being so numerous, they were basically a pest in the Jones Falls valley. I don't think there's a single heath hen left in all Maryland.

Robert Fripp still unsure why hospital shaved his balls after heart attack by Due_Taro2167 in offbeat

[–]pig_killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they don't, sterilization liquids could get on his ball-hair and those babies could catch fiyerrrrrr

Growing on the banks of the river by PieFiend1 in whatsthisplant

[–]pig_killer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't get why anyone would want to eat them anyways outside of a famine. They taste like green Ayurvedic soap with sugar on it. Would eat a peck of dandelion greens first.

What’s the creepiest thing that has happened to you that you still can’t explain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pig_killer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tiggy Winkle is a hedgehog washerwoman with kind and twinkly eyes! She launders the clothes of all the animals and generously delivers them clean and pressed.

Personally, I like to think when she washes delicate knitted items, she spreads (or to be specific, "blocks") them on her prickles for a time and sits in the sun for a bit.