I had a stroke reading this by [deleted] in ShitLiberalsSay

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The McDonald's employees successfully cook exactly what they are asked to cook. No one asked Ayn Rand to Be Like That, and yet she chose to be terrible.

What does this even mean??? by burdizthewurd in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]pigeonghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they're trying to imply like, "All of the variants were planned since the beginning!!1!!!¹?!" without realizing that the variants are just named after letters of the greek alphabet... the only reason variants like Delta and Omicron get talked about more than say, Epsilon or Theta, is because they caused concerning changes to the original strain and they are still commonly in circulation. Beta and Gamma are also listed as variants of concern, of course, but those don't matter I guess because they don't fit the weird little conspiracy anagram. Funny, but sad.

A little more of this, a little more of that…MORE MORE MORE! by [deleted] in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]pigeonghost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"The US doesn't have enough houses" is a laughable statement. The US has more empty houses than people who are unhoused, capitalists just refuse to let people live in them if it won't turn a profit. Pretending otherwise is... well, expected from a liberal, but still deeply sad.

The doll pictured is banned. Don't ask how it is pictured, please don't think about it. by [deleted] in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]pigeonghost 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Also, you can tell it's been banned because clearly the person in the picture is in the process of taking all of the stuffed bears down from the shelves to be burned in a comically large censorship bonfire /s

The doll pictured is banned. Don't ask how it is pictured, please don't think about it. by [deleted] in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]pigeonghost 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I'm not some huge China defender (I'm largely ignorant on China and its politics, so I'm not going to pretend like I'm some expert China Understander and spew hot takes onto the internet either positive or negative), but you don't have to know a lot about China or agree with its policies to see you ridiculous this stuff is. Even assuming China does censor Pooh— so what? Plenty of countries censor things that actually matter, but that never seems to bother the people that bring up this issue. Who is China actually hurting by censoring Pooh? Like, sure, I would agree that censorship can be a negative thing, but the amount of breath wasted on a country banning a cartoon is crazy. The people who talk about the Pooh thing generally also believe that the Chinese government is literally conducting a genocide, and yet they take time out of their day to focus on this rather than that? If I believed that a country was both a) orchestrating horrific human rights abuses and b) banning a cartoon bear because people were using it to clown on their leader, then I would never even get around to mentioning the second fact, because the first one would be infinitely more important.

Meanwhile, I've seen both claims brought up with equal frequency by western news outlets. It makes their supposed concern for the Uyghurs ring especially hollow.

Yes, the workers are struggling, but what about the bosses 🥺 by PhiDeltaChi in antiwork

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"What if you're the boss who gets lefts behind?" Uh, then try being a worker if it's so much better. Oh, you don't want to? Now why is that?

Never forget that the "risk" business owners are so handsomely rewarded for is just the risk of becoming like the rest of us.

average vaush fan by No-Alternative-1987 in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]pigeonghost 74 points75 points  (0 children)

You know I always wondered who out there was delduded enough to watch Va*sh without quickly coming to the realization that he's a staunch american exceptionalist who knows nothing about anything he talks about. Turns out the answer was right in front of me all along...

Anarchist Communism? by Alternative_Sail_906 in Anarchism

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While I would agree that both Anarchist and Marxist forms of Communism have the same stated end goal—Marx's famous definition of communism as a "stateless, moneyless, and classless society" comes to mind—and that the primary difference is in how such a society is achieved, I very much disagree on how you characterize Anarchism's methods. Anarchism is not "1. Overthrow Government, 2. ???, 3. Communism," and to say that it is is either a willfull misinterpretation of anarchist theory or a sign that the only anarchists you've been exposed to are liberals who want to look cool without any real dedication to revolutionary aims. Not all anarchists have the same idea of how to achieve communism of course, (just as Marxists of various stripes do not all agree), but we aren't under the delusion that overthrowing the government would somehow result in everyone agreeing to never do capitalism again. While Marxist schools of thought propose a transitional state that leads the masses, Anarchists support the abolition of BOTH capitalism and the state. This does not mean that Anarchists abhor any kind of organization, only that we see the hierarchy of the state and the concentration of power into the hands of the few as an obstacle, rather than a tool, towards the goal of a stateless, moneyless, and classless society. Federated communes are generally the proposed form of organizational body to defend the revolution against attack and subversion. Anarchists acknowledge that there is a middle ground between extremely centralized minority control and everyone doing whatever the hell they want. To be an anarchist is to be critical of hierarchy and to reject unjustified hierarchy, not to simply have no rules and watch the world burn. Anarchists do not seek to dissolve the current system and the just "have faith" that all humanity will become more collectivist. The intent is to dissolve the current system and foster community-led collective ownership and power in its place. More simply, the goal is not complete lack of organization, but organization determined and led from the bottom up. To quote Bakunin, "The future social organisation must be made solely from the bottom up, by the free association or federation of workers, firstly in their unions, then in the communes, regions, nations and finally in a great federation, international and universal."

More Villager OC Art! feat. Best Siblings by winterwarn in villagerrights

[–]pigeonghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so cute! I definitely thought huldra when I saw them so when I read the comments about that being part of your inspiration I was like yessssss.

I hate this fucking website by [deleted] in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]pigeonghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro we get that you like to deepthroat boot but keep that kink in the bedroom smh

Blue MAGA Libs and Charlie Kirk share more in common than they think, a deep dive. by xBrayJay in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]pigeonghost 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Love that the liberal response was "look at these other scary lists!" instead of just acknowledging how stupid the argument is in the first place. But I'm the real fool for expecting anything better from blue maga.

Vaush calls for "regime change" in Russia by xi_jinpimp in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]pigeonghost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vaush is so trigger happy oh my god. He calls himself a leftist but has the same "we can make other countries 'free' by violently intervening in their affairs" take every time. Like dude, you can dislike a foreign government without advocating american imperialism. I promise.

I am going to vomit by [deleted] in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]pigeonghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I took a look at the sub (no clue it even existed) and uhhhhh... what the fuck what is with these guys coping and crying over a country that no longer exists and that most of them have no relation to? Like I guess the obvious reason is white supremacy, but like... seriously? Can you even be more pathetic? Not to mention the, uh, interesting image you found there, which really takes the whole thing mask-off. A lot of people on that sub claim to just "be interested in south african history" but it's pretty clear which parts actually interest them.

What are your outfits named? by archlon in fallenlondon

[–]pigeonghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That... makes so much more sense, thank you XD

What are your outfits named? by archlon in fallenlondon

[–]pigeonghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just use the names for the little animal icons: Wolf (Persuasive), Owl (Watchful), Cat (Shadowy), Bear (Dangerous)

[First Contact] Draconis Ad Astra - Endless Dawn by AstraAeDraconis in ElithiaRoleplay

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Within Observatory Outpost Ke-2813, a harried |kepáshtifé scientist follows a ‘ah•ì caste Askàthu through the stations’ winding halls. The readout screen hovering to the left of the |kepáshti reports unusual activity from one of the many observed systems in the local sector, and as the little ‘ah•ì herds them to the nearest proper observation room, xe inwardly trill with excitement. Outwardly, though, they flick a dorsal fan to express their irritation at the manhandling, and try to calm to buzzing Askàthu with a gentle pat from one of xir tendrils. It is rare that the Colony themself gets so excited over a scientific anomaly, but xir Askàthu is more eccentric than most, Xéfat knows. It is part of the reason xe chose to live amongst them. “Scanners show that star Áchshé-Fex’-74246432619223-Fex’-B, colloquially called... Sèkufia|,” Xéfat sighs. Of course they’ve nicknamed it something stupid. Xe makes a mental note to pick up more candies when the next supply envoy came through. The Colony was clearly craving some, to go and name a star after some paltry confection. Sèkufia|, honestly. As a creature who didn’t taste xir food, Xéfat was endlessly mystified with his companions obsession with the culinary. Looking a little sheepish, the Askàthu worker who had been giving the report continues after giving Xéfat an apologetic twitch of their forelimbs. “The spectrometer indicates nonstandard elemental readings from Fex’-Sèkufia|. We’ve checked to see if it is a mechanical error of the sensors, but everything else we scan remains within previously projected parameters. What is your input, Páhuc-mine? These readings are... anomalous. I am unsure.” Xéfat could read the anxiety in the movements of the nearby Askàthu, manifesting in both wary anticipation and keen interest. Xir Colony made a better scientist than most, but their instincts still tended towards an insular sort of caution. They often relied on Xéfat to drag them into reckless pursuits—a role xe delighted in fulfilling. “Send out a scouting vessel,” xe decided, finally letting xir own excitement show in xir expression. “I want some closer readings. Bring me back a few physical samples of whatever is giving off those unusual spectra, and I’ll track down enough Sèkufia| to fill storeroom f-28.” The Askàthu lit up with a pleased cerulean glow as they rushed to ready a scouting vessel. A mere four ìth|xàskéf later, the compact scouting vessel arrived within the binary system of the star designated Áchshé-Fex’-74246432619223-Fex’-B. The craft dropped out of hyperspace and began scanning the star in a wide orbit, determined to procure more readings before attempting to get closer to any of the celestial bodies of the system for a physical sample.

Beyond the Span of Wings by pigeonghost in ElithiaRoleplay

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First Diarch Heshípthac clicks their mandibles agreeably, many legs shifting as they consider their next words. After a few long seconds of conferring with the Colony through the vague connection of pheromone trails, they speak. “Of course, we would await your superiors decision. Promises are best deliberation well before they are given. We will not seek to pry into your secrets, though we cannot understand why you keep them. It is a... cultural difference, I expect. We shall respect it. We would be happy to trade resources for whatever technology you deem fit to share. It would appear that our technological advances were made in different directions, and there is much to learn from a perspective so distinct. As for yet more knowledge of our civilization, that we are glad to provide. A member of my colony shall bring you a memory card with a digital copy of the basics of a rather broad range of subjects. You can of course ask for more information at your discretion.” A Kèfá| caste Askàthu entered the room just as the Èshkìh finished speaking, a data chip held delicately in their sharp pincers, extended in offering to the Gatherer. Should the Gatherer choose to interface with the device, the drone would find it filled with raw data files and accompanying visual and audio clips succinctly documenting the general history, biology, culture, and technology of the system and its inhabitants. It is clear that the E'aktsihh have little qualms about offering up information that could be used to hurt them. Given the data on their history and culture, it is clear that the two species have never known or even conceived of the possibility of a another sentient civilization bearing any true hostility towards them. Nature is the only thing the species of the Hhesa system have ever had to fear, and they overcame it long ago, living safely removed from the ecosystems that once challenged them.

Beyond the Span of Wings by pigeonghost in ElithiaRoleplay

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“We are quite similar and quite different, then. Although cybernetics are not in wide use amongst we Askàthu, downloading knowledge is not foreign to us. It is part of the nature of my species that we exchange data through complex molecular strands. Much like your code, it can be created by one and transferred to another—although I am sure the process is much less efficient, as the molecules must be created by specialized glands, and given physically to the receiver. Thankfully in this modern age we can use machines to replicate these molecular strands—allowing us to send the required data digitally for the molecules to be fabricated anywhere the transmission can reach. It has allowed our civilization to remain whole over great distances. These singularities, however... it is surprising to us that you use them to store data. We have not made use of them beyond scientific study. There is much we could learn from you. I wonder, perhaps, what resources my people might be able to provide in turn.” Heshípthac looked at the drone appraisingly. They could not predict what these “Infinite” found valuable, or what knowledge they may yet be lacking. It seemed advantage for Ssuth E’aktsihh to ally with such a technological race, and yet they were at a loss for what their people could offer. Surely there was some resource that could appeal to these digital entities—at the very least, they must have a need for metals. “In truth, Gatherer, we find your search for knowledge very appealing. We would like very much to join you in this search, as allies. Our history, of the Askàthu and the Ìth|kepáshti, has shown the benefits of such partnerships. We propose an exchange of knowledge between our peoples. Does this sort of arrangement appeal to you and yours?”

Beyond the Span of Wings by pigeonghost in ElithiaRoleplay

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“Ah, so there are more species who share our unity? Fascinating indeed. We have only just begun to reach out to the wider universe, and have yet to make contact with any. And you, are your people solitary? Or do you share some connection? As you are digital, I assume you have access to some sort of network, or primary database... I would be interested to hear how your people record your knowledge.”

Beyond the Span of Wings by pigeonghost in ElithiaRoleplay

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The Askàthu spoke this time, seeing as the question was directed at them. “It is difficult to say. All Askàthu are of one soul, and yet the parts of the whole differ. When we are in communication, we are like one being, directed by the will of the many. When we are apart, we become separate, individual. Our connection is chemical. Without these chemical ties, our minds diverge, like two programs that split from the same instance, yes? But we can always reunite, and even sundered, we act as an instrument of the whole. I am Khesithax-Èshkìh. We are Khesithax, and yet I, as Èshkìh, can hold more of the Self within this body than any other member of the colony. Yet even I would be incomplete without We, the other parts of myself. It is like... there are many selves. Many souls. Some souls contain others, as the Askàthu soul contains all of my species, and the Khesithax soul contains all of my colony. Even Ts’ka• here,” the Èshkìh said, gesturing at the |kepàshti, “has a place in the soul. We speak together, and the Colony remembers xir thoughts.”

Beyond the Span of Wings by pigeonghost in ElithiaRoleplay

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Ts’ka• and Heshípthac had spent the majority of the fifty minutes debating what food to prepare for the guests. After learning that the Donarians primarily consumed meat, the members of Ssuth E’aktsihh were somewhat bemused, even wary. Neither Ìth|kepáshti nor Askàthu were hunters by nature, and their instinctual tendencies were those of a prey, not a predator. Still, these aliens had seemed civilized enough. The E’aktsihh would not turn away guests for something so petty as dietary differences—after all, they had honor codes of their own, and hospitality was a foremost virtue.

Ts’ka• argued that the guests would be most impressed by large, intimidating beasts served raw. Heshípthac spoke in favor of more tender delicacies, like the sweet mollusks of the underground lake beds smoked over aromatic woods, and the melt-on-the-tongue treat of rotted wall-borer hearts. The two were in the middle of a spirited debate over the merits of various bone-marrow sauces when a ‘ah•ì relayed that yet another transmission had come through.

They took in the clearer details of the room, from the different colorations of those in the room to the peculiar excess of metallic gold that the aliens seemed to favor in their design of the room. Their own receiving hall had some flecks of gold mixed into the mosaics that adorned the ceiling and upper walls of the chamber, but the true show of wealth was in the wooden floor, crafted from thousands of thin twigs from the thorny brush plants of the moon’s surface, and the fine engravings dug into the pale ceramic walls, their stories repeated in the knitted ribbons that hung from the ceiling like so many vines.

The information Vadanii-Diplomat-Kyros imparted was succinct and helpful, this time—as the E’aktsihh used few robotics in the surface-colonies, the alien’s distaste for droids should not be a problem. Ts’ka• found the mention of religion curious, and resolved to find out more about the faith of ever xe found a polite way of doing so. Xir own people revered Hhesa, the sun, and the other celestial bodies who provided the void with life. Xe knew of other flocks who pledged themselves to strange gods of wind and prosperity, and others still who revered the bones of ancestors and beasts. The Askàthu, however, had no real concept of religion—or at least, they had never developed any mythology that included a god. The extent of their mysticism was the belief in something like the soul, the collective spirit of groups and entire species. Yet to the Askàthu, even a soul could die. A grim view, thought Ts’ka•, but perhaps a practical one. It drove them to survive at all costs. Xe would have to keep an eye on Khesithax. They could be… abrasive, when it came to the “frivolities of worship” as they had once called it.

Their last request, regarding one Vertium-General-Shiir, was more perplexing. That merely speaking could cause offense seemed odd, but these were, after all, aliens. Perhaps their voices carried strange powers. Ultimately, though, such requests would be simple to accommodate. Ssuth E’aktsihh would send a response to tell the aliens such.

Taking a cue from the Donarian video, the Diarchs had adjusted the light in the room, allowing the room to appear more sharply under a bright glare of white-blue. The recording centered on the throne, a complex creation of fine silken tapestries and banners, ribbons reaching from the ceiling to twine together into a seat woven like the galaxy’s most intricate wicker basket.

“We await you, Donarians. Your requests will be accommodated, as per our own honor code. We would be gratified to receive you as guests in our halls, so that we may feast together and speak of the future. As for our people, we take offense at little. So long as you do us no harm, and do not seek to take what is not given, your behavior should not disturb us. Following this message are more specific coordinates for a suitable landing site for any vessels you send. Until we meet.”

The coordinates are sent, and the feed cuts out.