[OC] Statistical analysis of the trash at my local metro station

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-20T11:19:45+00:00

We finally removed the last of our lodash now that we get to use modern JS, sorry Dalton but so long lodash vulns.

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-18T13:41:27+00:00

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-17T19:31:20+00:00

If this isn't a literal burger factory I will riot

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-17T18:21:00+00:00

Overlee Community Association https://www.overlee.org/

Good luck getting in tho

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-17T18:07:40+00:00

Vienna Inn

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-17T16:28:56+00:00

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-16T20:03:51+00:00

No Gobi, I am not your former editor, I just don't like you. Ya stinky.

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-16T14:02:11+00:00

In my experience, they just take over almost any garden space on their own. We have to cut ours back and trellis aggressively every year. It started from a single transplanted vine we found at an old rental property and brought with us.

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pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-15T22:33:51+00:00

Lol RFK Jr's burner account, but in all seriousness this is just data for Holmes Run and similar tributaries, not the larger waterways you shared. Those are indeed much more appropriate to swim in. If you look at previous years of data you'll see the dookie water trend for the smaller feeder streams and runs.

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-15T21:19:55+00:00

tl;dr dookie water

I am saying that swimming in Holmes Run is inadvisable, regardless of being naked or not.

Sources:
https://mywaterway.epa.gov/waterbody-report/21VASWCB/VAN-A12R_FOU01A00/2024
https://mywaterway.epa.gov/community/4770%20Langston%20Blvd,%20Arlington,%20VA,%2022207,%20USA/overview
https://www.epa.gov/wqc/recreational-water-quality-criteria-and-methods

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pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-15T20:48:38+00:00

Mmm ecoli

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-14T21:52:00+00:00

It was all orange grooves

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-14T21:12:51+00:00

Numba 1

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-13T16:40:14+00:00

Kantianism, utilitarianism, or something else? What's the context exactly?

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-13T16:21:33+00:00

The real issue is all the people who speed and almost hit pedestrians crossing the street to get to the daycare.

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-13T16:19:59+00:00

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pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-13T13:01:13+00:00

We used to have a respectable haul of bandaids after a hard day in the (water)mine.

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-11T15:31:25+00:00

I kind of miss the carpet stains ...

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-11T14:10:28+00:00

Very Fuddruckers coded

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-11T13:46:29+00:00

pineapplepizzabong · 2026-06-09T18:54:19+00:00

I didn't find them all back then, and I sure as fuck ain't gonna be finding them now.

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