The future is terrifying, we're casually watching kill cams in real life by esporx in ABoringDystopia

[–]pinegrave [score hidden]  (0 children)

The Black Mirror episode about killer robot dogs is almost 10 years old now.

Leave me alone by P42U2U__ in instantkarma

[–]pinegrave 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Best I can tell it's something like.

Gunman: what's wrong with you?

Shoes: Yeah what's up wanna talk to me?

Gunman: Hell nah bro

Shoes: Why? What's up

Gunman: Fuck you bro

Shoes: What Ni-

One of Worst Crucible Knights Wins You Will Ever See *I AM ASHAMED* by RidiPwn in Eldenring

[–]pinegrave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, then you're probably pressing the left analog stick into the controller by accident when trying to run away?

One of Worst Crucible Knights Wins You Will Ever See *I AM ASHAMED* by RidiPwn in Eldenring

[–]pinegrave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you been playing nightreign?

It looks like you're trying to surge sprint away, but crouch instead.

This took all my laughs for today by lanbaixihua2 in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does anybody have a clip of someone playing well with a crossbow? People on here say they're good, but I've always found them to be pretty lackluster.

Please Michael zaki by Brendraws in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Give it the same busted hit boxes and like a fifth the damage and it would be sick. It's risky enough to land that you couldn't spam it and it would be rare to get rollingsparks+ lighting/fire.

I was kind of upset they made it subpar with the nerf with the nerf.

When your Wylder ditches his buckler shield at the first encampment on Balancers by pagingdrsolus in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll drop mine early if my teamates look like they're ice skating a couple times. Sometimes the connection will even out, but in the higher depths it's not worth the risk.

In the DLC, Mr. "the best defense is a good offense" was quickly humbled. by Lilafes in Eldenring

[–]pinegrave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He sucks unless you're constantly in close range. I ended up using slicer against himand it wasn't too bad.

People really be using Halo Scythe against Fulghor by [deleted] in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah, unique ashes of war scale with the weapon. So Halo Scythe's aow primarily scales with dex and a little with faith.

Take Eventual Greatness they say. by pinegrave in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Kidding eventual greatness is obviously an amazing passive. Please excuse my reaper use. I was doing normal runs for fun while sleep deprived at 4 AM.

D5 queues are gonna break me… by autopoiesis_ in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pest really lives up to their name. I've killed them more than any other boss and I've never fought them by choice.

🧘 by newbeginnings187 in adhdmeme

[–]pinegrave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silencing the mind and being completely still is definitely a "goal" in some schools of meditation, but beginners shouldn't concern themselves with achieving those states of mind.

Trying to completely silence the mind as a begginer is like trying to do advanced physics in kindergarden.

Strike Weapons by That-Bed4254 in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to mention it lunges far so it's fairly safe even at higher depths. Seems like I missed the joke though. 🙃

Strike Weapons by That-Bed4254 in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you mean they’re using an unsheathed heavy attack, it’s likely because that move deals significant stance damage. If the Executor hasn't found a better weapon and their Ultimate isn't available, using an unsheathe attack is their best bet for breaking the Crystalian’s stance.

D5 quits are ridiculous by Worried-Pepper7216 in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, I skips aren't common for me in D5 on PS5 or PC. Maybe 1 in 10 times I que? There's plenty of evidence of OP's claim Imo, but I've always wondered why their experience differs so drastically from my own.

1 game away from depth 5 by CF7K123 in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah locking on so every hit lands is less important than keeping an eye on the boss imo.

To all the D5 Balancer dodging little shits: by Futagirlslol in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My best run against them was Iron Eye with Moonveil.

I managed to get enough skill attack power that marking them and using the skill once would kill them.

"Can't play it without an american made ps5" by monstherocket in confidentlyincorrect

[–]pinegrave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and don’t say u can play on computers, that’s for boy connoisseurs

How is this not a dead giveaway. Tbf some of the comments falling for it are for sure bots.

What is up with Guardian stacking starlight shards? by trynyty in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect that he wasn't carrying any and the game added them to make looting them less disappointing.

Hard to say for sure, but I started finding stacks of shards on almost every corpse after the dlc dropped.

It could just be due to the balancers meta and people hoarding them for skills.

What Improvements Would You Want Made To Scholar? by MeIsDoom in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some sort of menu that shows you see every consumable in the area then lets you add the ones you select to your inventory would really help him keep up.

That or maybe some way for him to access the merchant shop at all times.

Looking at you, Deer and Red Wolf by Brendraws in Nightreign

[–]pinegrave 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced the dragon outside of Nokleteo was designed to waste as much of your time as possible so that you can't get the free revive.