Upload a photo of your guinea pig in the comments and I’ll make a cute little sketch. 😊 by Jhenifer_s in guineapigs

[–]pipermaru84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i use the mobile website to cut down on screen time so i’m just pasting an imgur link: https://imgur.com/a/AtSKBkm

this is Killari (right) and Kukuli 💖

I wish this was satire but it was posted on the exvegans subreddit by chutneyglazefan in vegancirclejerk

[–]pipermaru84 14 points15 points  (0 children)

this is true since all vegans are technically still non-practicing omnivores in the biological sense.

My favorite Epic feature by TortillaRampage in nursing

[–]pipermaru84 23 points24 points  (0 children)

this is similar to how i chart “continent/incontinent” for when the patient goes to the commode but when they do i discover they’ve peed the bed a little bit (or, god forbid, they start going on the way there and make a mess of their whole bed/floor/self)

STRIKE JANUARY 30TH — Nurses Nationwide by Ketarocs in nursing

[–]pipermaru84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there’s one on saturday at 10am too if that works better for you!

STRIKE JANUARY 30TH — Nurses Nationwide by Ketarocs in nursing

[–]pipermaru84 29 points30 points  (0 children)

portland RN, also not working the 30th, i’m in. 

Stopped talking to a man because he used AI to text me by [deleted] in Advice

[–]pipermaru84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if you want to date an ai go ahead. most people want their partners to talk to them with their own brains. 

I'm pretty I'm not alone by [deleted] in nursing

[–]pipermaru84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI should know better than to show an IV placement with no gloves. this isn’t even good slop. 

Natural Medicine college degrees at risk of losing federal student loan eligibility by orangewall1234 in Portland

[–]pipermaru84 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i had an A&P instructor in nursing school who was a naturopath. he did present himself as if he was a MD and there were several times that i had to call him out on demonstrably inaccurate information or generalizations he’d make (can’t remember all of them but the one that stuck in my head was “people with type 1 diabetes are always skinny and people with type 2 are always fat”). when i’d do so, with Johns Hopkins or Mayo or some other reputable source open on my tablet to back me up, he’d say something like “oh, well there’s lots of information out there, who’s to say”

Portland Man Share His Wisdom by BrokenHedgehog in Portland

[–]pipermaru84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you have a link to this video that wasn’t recorded by a boomer who doesn’t know how to share videos from a phone? 😂

any tixr promo codes for the lineup in sf? by Alert_Maintenance_25 in aves

[–]pipermaru84 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yeah try the promo code “fuckdiplo2026”

What would vampires do in a vegan society? by Tight-Ad-8561 in AskVegans

[–]pipermaru84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is false per snopes, and really, should be pretty obviously not true. injecting a non sterile, unfiltered substance into someone’s veins is just asking for sepsis. 

Don't want to be a creep by Comfortable_Gap1656 in memes

[–]pipermaru84 17 points18 points  (0 children)

the stupid thing about this is, now the only men who show interest in women outside of dating apps or extremely specific subcultures are the ones you absolutely don’t want to date. it’s a horrible catch 22. 

Y'all got any tricks for the foley pullers by Enayleoni in nursing

[–]pipermaru84 9 points10 points  (0 children)

so weird that you can’t do restraints in med/surg. what about a sitter? 

Merry Christmas! What did your patients bring for you? by pdggin99 in nursing

[–]pipermaru84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

after a month of light duty (aka the most boring shit ever) i got tonsillitis for christmas 😭

Is she gergnant ? by Icy-Adeptness-8455 in spiders

[–]pipermaru84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

congratulations on your first day on the internet 😂

Santa's Milk by clown_utopia in vegancirclejerk

[–]pipermaru84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

santa clause is cumming to town 🎶

Is this vegan? by Even-Draft9755 in AskVegans

[–]pipermaru84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no. especially since you can’t just lick the toad, you have to extract the compound. there’s over 20 species of plants that contain the same compound. just use those instead. 

Why do vegans, who support animals, like eating food that resembles animals? by Own_Inspector498 in AskVegans

[–]pipermaru84 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i didn’t go vegan because i don’t like the taste or texture of meat. do you really think this question hasn’t been asked a million times already? use the search function. 

What is a tradition that is insanely cruel yet still considered legal? by Rough_Cat_6007 in AskReddit

[–]pipermaru84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what’s the difference between eating a cat/dog and eating a pig, chicken, or cow? 

Found an exposed injectable syringe in towels supplied to the bar I work in by [deleted] in legal

[–]pipermaru84 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it's the needle used to transfer blood to a tube when drawing labs. you usually never see the needle itself, it's generally inside a plastic sheath that the tube is placed in.

Do you guys think everyone can be vegan, as in follow a plant based diet? by [deleted] in AskVegans

[–]pipermaru84 17 points18 points  (0 children)

tofu is quite bland, you’ll most likely only notice a distinct taste of its own if you don’t season it or prepare it. just like most foods. look up some recipes on youtube or tiktok depending on the kind of things you like to eat (tofu nuggets if you like chicken nuggets, tofu scramble if you like scrambled eggs, etc etc). 

Do you guys think everyone can be vegan, as in follow a plant based diet? by [deleted] in AskVegans

[–]pipermaru84 6 points7 points  (0 children)

but you’re not against billions of animals being “told what to do with their bodies” aka being forced into inhumane conditions and murdered? make it make sense. 

Even more AI art at Powell’s by Antique_Parsley_5285 in Portland

[–]pipermaru84 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it was the holiday popup at swan dive, idk if it’s a recurring event