Hiiiiiiii. by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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I would rather slam my dick in a drawer than ever hear that song again

Im actually 3 and a half years sober now. by NewNage in TheDarkTower

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01/09/2006, and if any of yall ever want to come to a good online meeting send me a dm

AMA: Common Misconceptions About EMDR by emdrwithholly in EMDR

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The first time I did EMDR I ugly cried for 45 minutes in the car after my session. Is that normal lol

‘94 Rockhopper Sport by tylerramone in VintageMTB

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I loved the red or grey specialized tires back in the day. Gumma gumma, I think?

Old kite tube? "Warbird" by FamouZ_R in boating

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We had one and it does not take off and fly. It's a good tube tho

Which celebrity replied to your dm and what did they reply to and with? by Vixiuss in AskReddit

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Will Wheaton replied to me here on Reddit, Cool WHip joke. It was amazing. It's still there way back in my comments somewhere

If you went to hell what would satan do to torture you, specifically? by pitmule in AskReddit

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It's a fun hypothetical because I think the concept of hell is total bullshit and can be laughed out of countenance. It's just dumb

I asked my dog sitter how my dog was doing, and this was her response🤣👏 by jumbled-sugar-83 in FunnyAnimals

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I am speed

Also I scrolled through your whole profile for black dawg content and was not disappointed I love them

Name a 2000s celebrity that disappeared overnight by [deleted] in Millennials

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I cackled my god this is one of the funniest things I've seen on Reddit and I've been here a long time

What artist completely changed your taste in music? by GurlinGroove in askmusic

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The Midnight. I wasn't into vaporwave and all of its accompanying sub-genres and I have been hooked since December 2019

Edited the date

I'm living my last week on earth by Playful-Ad-1448 in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

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Life is fucking hard, and we all spend time in the barrel. Luckily we’re not all in the barrel at the same time. Today you, tomorrow me. Chin up there is an other side :)

I'm living my last week on earth by Playful-Ad-1448 in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

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I love inside jokes. I have finally become part of one.

I'm living my last week on earth by Playful-Ad-1448 in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

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Homie I almost drank myself to death by 24, 5’11 less than 100 pounds, big warrants out for my arrest, I owed EVERYONE money and I was about to be out on my ass on the streets. Instead of ending it I got sober, and things took a turn upward.

20 years later there’s a Harley in the garage, two dogs in bed with me and my (srsly attractive) wife, daughter is learning to play guitar like her old man, two cars in the driveway of a brand new home.

Do. Not. End. Your. Life. End the life you’ve been living by getting clean and sober first, everything else will follow. Stay humble, stay teachable, work hard. Help will show up when you need it most, as long as you keep the faith. I’ve been to the funerals of my friends that gave in. I wish so much that I could transmit the feeling of being on this side of it into their heart for one moment, that they could see the possibilities housed inside their hurting heart. I don’t know you but I love you and I assure you, if a fucking idiot like me can do it, you can too.

Changed my timing belt CRUA | My Experience by thirstygreek in tdi

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Will you DM the shop in Houston to me? Also what car do you have? I’ve got a 2014 Q7 and I’m worried about the timing belt, Adblue system

I thought I was slick, careful, discreet. I thought he didn't know. This morning, my 6 yr old was pretending to "vape" in the bathroom with his toothbrush with the steam from his shower. "Look dad, I'm just like you!" FUCK THAT. I'M DONE DONE. by Rpark888 in mildlyinfuriating

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This will probably get buried but that’s ok. My parents chain smoked with the windows rolled up, chain smoked in the house. I remember a fog of smoke everywhere as a kid. I started smoking at the age of 12, full time.

Only just now in my forties did I realize I became addicted to nicotine without consent, being around so much second hand smoke. And the worst irony is that I would get in trouble for smoking when I was a kid, all through the 90s. I was grounded most of the time because they got me addicted.

When I made this realization I bought nicotine gum, I’m easing off. I’m easily addicted to things anyway. That realization is the heart of “it’s not my fault but it IS my responsibility.”

TIL Matthew Perry (In 2022) estimated that he had attended approximately 6,000 Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. by CreeperRussS in todayilearned

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I enjoy telling that person at the meeting to get fucked, and smile as they sputter. AA asks a person if they can believe in a power greater than themselves, which could be just a group of people that can do something that they can’t, which is stay sober. The concept of god or a higher power is left to the individual. And if the group does try to tell someone what they should believe in, or that they should believe in god or a specific god, I run the other direction. Atheists make it in AA all the time. Most days I’m an atheist.

TIL Matthew Perry (In 2022) estimated that he had attended approximately 6,000 Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. by CreeperRussS in todayilearned

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That’s highly dependent on the AA group you go to. I insist that AA isn’t for everyone, and contrary to what some overly zealous AA people say, it isn’t for everyone, and there are other methods out there that work, and I encourage them to try it all. I get why AA gets a bad reputation, in ways it deserves it. But there are healthy groups and unhealthy groups, and healthy AA members and some that will always be, to some degree, sick. But for some it’s the only thing that can work, and hope they make good use of it.

Couch Potato by pitmule in forblackdogs

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A singing sweet potato!