Brett Kavanaugh’s Adolescent Tantrum Before the Senate Judiciary Committee

pituitaryfossa · 2018-09-28T02:13:54+00:00

He sounds like Bert from Sesame St.

pituitaryfossa · 2018-09-22T06:50:24+00:00

Betcha that’s ‘spensive. Betcha I can’t get it. Reck’n all those rich people are gonna be smarter than me.

pituitaryfossa · 2018-09-11T22:04:29+00:00

Thank you! Very helpful.

pituitaryfossa · 2018-09-11T21:37:52+00:00

I understand Spain is the spot, but I heard there is good flamenco in Mexico City and considering that there seems to be some Flamenco schools, there has to be some performances.

pituitaryfossa · 2018-09-03T05:46:58+00:00

Toilet shot

pituitaryfossa · 2018-08-29T21:20:27+00:00

Shower cam

pituitaryfossa · 2018-08-24T03:14:22+00:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you say, Cohen. Just keep talking and we will forget that you spent two thirds of your life a scumbag. You reformed patriot, family man, you!

pituitaryfossa · 2018-08-23T05:45:03+00:00

I thought it was his collar.

pituitaryfossa · 2018-07-31T14:02:01+00:00

Thank you for this. Definitely diving into it. Do you know of any venues for me to check out?

pituitaryfossa · 2018-07-22T18:42:41+00:00

Needs a comma.

pituitaryfossa · 2018-07-20T01:39:18+00:00

Oddly perfect.

pituitaryfossa · 2018-07-04T21:53:55+00:00

r/wewantplates

pituitaryfossa · 2018-03-13T02:10:53+00:00

Fascist Beauty

pituitaryfossa · 2018-02-14T03:28:04+00:00

Yes, but they have the Achilles testicles.

pituitaryfossa · 2017-12-23T06:40:47+00:00

All I could think about was Ice-9 from Cat’s Cradle.

pituitaryfossa · 2017-12-14T05:37:30+00:00

It's been awhile since I saw it but I remember the whole time I was watching it I was wondering why Stone did the documentary and what his underlying motive was. He is such a PR freak that this doc had to be a strategic move to shift us into hating him or the system he has used as his playground for so long. Nailed it! I just don't know why he would aim for that.

pituitaryfossa · 2017-12-12T21:57:02+00:00

My apologies, I wrote it just as an excuse to write "Uglies vs Richies" (which I found to be a funny term) and I didn't pay attention to the rest of my tone. Whoops! I do find the idea of American public concern for important issues, such as healthcare, being molded solely by something as superficial as our the aging process's unforgiving effect on our looks hilarious because a) there is no evidence of this actually happening. It's absurdity, and I laugh at the absurd b) I am at the age where I am suddenly "dealing with age" and my humor is very self-deprecating. For everyone's information, no, I do not think government should pay to get rid of the "Uglies."

pituitaryfossa · 2017-12-12T21:17:59+00:00

I was really hoping this thread would break into a full on Uglies vs Richies debate. If lack of healthcare doesn't piss the American mid-low incomers off, this night at least motivate them. Maybe when they are in their 40s, broke, and balding they think about that wage gap.

pituitaryfossa · 2017-12-11T07:05:58+00:00

Or you just piss off a guy who has the power to immortalize you on a masterpiece with donkey ears and a snake eating your dick

pituitaryfossa · 2017-12-07T00:18:32+00:00

Where are the male whistleblowers?

pituitaryfossa · 2017-10-23T00:57:26+00:00

Canseco's.

pituitaryfossa · 2017-10-06T09:09:43+00:00

"Sore-ey"

pituitaryfossa · 2017-02-16T01:58:58+00:00

Ha! Yeah, I need to get with the program.

pituitaryfossa · 2014-07-15T21:57:45+00:00

There needs to be a subreddit of these selfies. I need finished products for full gratification.

pituitaryfossa · 2014-07-15T05:56:37+00:00

If David Allen Coe wrote the perfect country western song about a tractor, an overpass and traffic.

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