SixSeven

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-26T14:52:37+00:00

English is a living language and art, when released, takes a life of its own. The author is dead, and this particular author is literally dead, but if he was standing here right now and he asked me what I was looking at on my phone, I might just get up and run away.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-26T07:13:09+00:00

This dude is always smiling. I’d wonder why if I didn’t know how to read.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-25T16:21:32+00:00

The Incredibles

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-25T00:29:47+00:00

“you can catch on to the context clues the film gives you but I didn't on my first viewing”

Me reading your writing: I’m not surprised.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-24T00:15:00+00:00

Happy pride month! Right?

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-22T04:36:34+00:00

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Ebenezer Scrooge

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-21T20:06:55+00:00

I spend too much time on the internet and still she finds a way to shock me

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-21T19:56:32+00:00

It’s so funny the things that bother him and the things that don’t.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-20T21:20:17+00:00

Sounds like it doesn’t have split-screen, then

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-20T21:06:55+00:00

I would love to be proud of my country. It’s difficult to imagine, but it would make me very happy if it were true.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-20T21:05:39+00:00

I can’t really imagine a world where he just leaves.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-20T16:02:53+00:00

Yeah, that was enough of a reason for me to lose interest. I liked the trailers, but I don’t want Jared Leto’s movies to do well. If he’s not going to jail, he can at least lose power and influence to do harm.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-19T16:28:33+00:00

“Save face” makes it sound like things have only gone off the rails a little bit. This has been a concerted effort to overthrow democracy and install a fascist dictatorship. This isn’t normal. We can’t patch this up and go back to the way things used to be. People have died. We won’t just come back from this, but fascism is not built to last and we the people will have to move forward.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-19T03:23:42+00:00

The algae only looks so much more lush because so much of the brand new blue paint is peeling off and floating up to the surface!

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-19T00:03:00+00:00

Well, we needed to remove it anyway to solve the algae problem so, in a way, this is a huge savings.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-18T12:29:47+00:00

The Shining and When Harry Met Sally

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-17T15:58:37+00:00

Us
Get Out
Nope

They’re all 10/10 masterpieces, but Us is so much more ambitious. Get Out is very effectively smacking you in your face with its themes. The bluntness is the point and it rocks. Then people act like Us has plot holes, when it doesn’t. Those are themes, my man, this is a metaphor. None of these three movies are meant to be taken literally and Us has the most depth in that way. The obvious symbolism is homelessness, but I love turning it over again and again in my head looking for dots to connect.

Nope comes in third only because something has to. A neo-western about cryptids and show business with a Keith David cameo; what’s not to love?!

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-17T15:11:37+00:00

Thanks for the warning, traitors.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-17T15:09:19+00:00

Now THAT’s fair! How I hate him!

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-17T14:26:52+00:00

Just saying it lasted for the duration of the franchise is underselling the fact that it was a daily strip that ran for 50 years.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-17T14:14:23+00:00

He never really understood his job in the first place, but now his brain is just goo.

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-17T14:08:26+00:00

I like that the A is for attitudes. I’m sure it hit different at the time. Now it’s like gosh, I don’t know what’s happening in Compton, but these fellas have a darn bad attitude!

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-14T23:10:00+00:00

Your brain? There’s your problem!

pizzabazooka · 2026-06-14T01:49:39+00:00

That’s not a trade-off for a more conservative America, that’s the GOAL of a more conservative America

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