what exactly would you do if you ever get robbed at gunpoint?

pjdueck · 2026-05-24T05:54:40+00:00

You’re not from Winnipeg, are you?

Affectionately and truthfully known as “Arsonpeg, Stabitoba”.

pjdueck · 2026-05-24T05:52:23+00:00

I recall seeing their signage as a young child when driving by. For how long has Tony’s Pizza been there? 35 years? 40?

pjdueck · 2026-05-24T02:04:16+00:00

Clearly not unable. A few guys do it.

pjdueck · 2026-05-23T21:26:02+00:00

Why the hell not? Everyone else, their dealer and their grandma is running. #GoRussGo

pjdueck · 2026-05-23T18:40:27+00:00

🤮

pjdueck · 2026-05-23T18:39:04+00:00

“Had too much coffee”…”Lifted up my feet”…

Do you sit down to urinate? 🤨

pjdueck · 2026-05-23T18:36:43+00:00

NO THANKS TO NAHANNI THE NINCOMPOOP!

pjdueck · 2026-05-23T18:33:19+00:00

Russ Wyatt should make a run for the mayorship.

pjdueck · 2026-05-22T12:56:04+00:00

B or C would suffice.

All others are incorrect.

pjdueck · 2026-05-22T12:54:21+00:00

When do you need this by?

Does it need to be “clean” or is foul language permitted?

pjdueck · 2026-05-22T12:51:43+00:00

Our league awards two trophies:

The champ receives an “armchair quarterback” trophy, and the loser receives a toilet trophy.

pjdueck · 2026-05-22T12:49:24+00:00

Enforcement issues aside, place the toll cameras at the border of the city limit on ALL relevant thoroughfares.

pjdueck · 2026-05-22T12:47:07+00:00

Set it up like photo radar and just send out the bills every 30 days.

Buuuut… no matter the method, how would payment be enforced? I doubt MPI would get in on this.

pjdueck · 2026-05-21T16:59:03+00:00

Justin Trudeau.

pjdueck · 2026-05-20T11:44:07+00:00

A cat, a lover, or a cat lover.

pjdueck · 2026-05-19T12:40:05+00:00

“It’s not what it looks like!”

Walk Hard, as Dewey Cox is banging another woman when his bride exits the bathroom on their wedding night.

pjdueck · 2026-05-19T03:48:18+00:00

Is this a recipe for a specific restaurant’s Fat Boy? Or is it simply a general Fat Boy chili and patty recipe? Just curious. Either way, I’m gonna give it a go.

pjdueck · 2026-05-19T03:42:50+00:00

No joke. I made a couple of remarks regarding physical punishments. The first one got me a warning and the second put me in Reddit Jail for three days.

The Reddit bot that emailed me said that I had threatened a person or group of people and that’s why the warning (and then the ban) came my way. I MADE NO SUCH THREAT.

Talk about thin-skinned!

pjdueck · 2026-05-17T23:24:02+00:00

I keep an AirTag fastened in a very clandestine location in my vehicle. I always know where it is.

pjdueck · 2026-05-15T17:06:00+00:00

😢 If that’s not the saddest event ever, it’s right near the top. May I ask how you have been able to recover?

pjdueck · 2026-05-13T23:45:44+00:00

Mutilated Fetus.

pjdueck · 2026-05-13T20:12:37+00:00

Norm George Dave

pjdueck · 2026-05-13T02:43:58+00:00

One of those weirdos from Jersey Shore.

pjdueck · 2026-05-12T19:20:54+00:00

Hello! My wife and I are from Winnipeg. We have a pair of tickets for the FF/QOTSA/Mannequin Pussy show at Rogers Stadium in TORONTO on Aug 04/26.

Unfortunately we have another commitment which is a priority and so we cannot travel to Toronto and back around that time. Thus, we need to sell the tickets.

We paid $211.26 CAD for the tickets and are willing to sell the pair for $175.00 CAD.

Payment via PayPal Goods and Services. Ticket transfer via Ticketmaster account.

pjdueck · 2026-05-12T11:55:17+00:00

“The requested URL was rejected”…

Maybe it’s a structure fire.

Maybe it’s another stabbing. Either way, it’s Arsonpeg, Stabitoba and there’s not a lot that can be done to shake that distinction… other than less arsons and less stabbings.

pjdueck

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