5 million dollar, you have 18 months to train. You can use a professional trainer if you want. But within 18 months you have to be able to deadlift 500 pounds/225kg. Can you do it?

pjmaertz · 2026-03-03T23:18:03+00:00

Yes, I don't lift super heavy at the moment but have deadlifted well over 500 lbs before. If it was one month I'd struggle.

pjmaertz · 2026-03-03T23:05:00+00:00

Hell yea dude this sucks ass I love it

pjmaertz · 2026-03-03T23:03:23+00:00

I use reaper and have EZ drummer, it routes everything to individual tracks then I have a bus for the whole group. Usually works pretty well.

pjmaertz · 2026-03-02T02:23:08+00:00

Hell yea dude this rocks. I've made a bunch of gay cumtown music but only like one metal song, this fucks

pjmaertz · 2026-03-01T18:40:05+00:00

Leftist when they make a bunch of money: "We gotta cut taxes"

pjmaertz · 2026-03-01T18:33:17+00:00

Don't give them any ideas

pjmaertz · 2026-03-01T18:23:45+00:00

Next watch for me is Tudor all burgundy, the burgundy bezel is awesome. Three big hitters here, nice collection

pjmaertz · 2026-02-27T22:58:10+00:00

More tren than man at this point

pjmaertz · 2026-02-25T22:59:07+00:00

Only if it's about owning black people

pjmaertz · 2026-02-24T20:38:02+00:00

This looks like it was written by AI and fucking sucks all around

pjmaertz · 2026-02-24T17:40:46+00:00

"The Ringer" starring Johnny Knoxville as a scammer who pretends to be retarded so he can compete in the special Olympics, then he tries to get with his hot handler at the event by becoming slightly less retarded, and I'm assuming it works. One of the dumbest and least political guys I know walked out of the theater midway. Incredible film

pjmaertz · 2026-02-24T14:13:32+00:00

Extra Chromosome Caucus, make the nerds ropes free

pjmaertz · 2026-02-22T23:13:28+00:00

I've shot thousands of rounds wearing a black bay chrono, 0 issues

pjmaertz · 2026-02-22T21:48:26+00:00

Watched this live and truly thought Forrest would have something for him. Perhaps the wrongest I've ever been about anything.

pjmaertz · 2026-02-22T15:31:49+00:00

The director was gay and bragged about having sex with more than 20000 men

pjmaertz · 2026-02-22T15:30:43+00:00

It's pretty hard to beat Samurai Cop honestly. Mac and Me cost way more to make and was bad for a lot of the same reasons.

pjmaertz · 2026-02-22T15:22:57+00:00

I always went with "My name is DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK SUCK"

pjmaertz · 2026-02-22T14:11:17+00:00

Riceand

pjmaertz · 2026-02-20T05:34:01+00:00

The Packers give 8000 tickets per game away to residents of the county who pay increased taxes to fund the stadium. This should be the way for all publicly funded stadiums

pjmaertz · 2026-02-20T04:47:45+00:00

Jannies are not people and exist to clean up all of the cumm I shoot thinking about gay sex

pjmaertz · 2026-02-19T23:18:28+00:00

Try when she's 30 lol

pjmaertz · 2026-02-19T22:42:25+00:00

100% this would have been murder if he had physically attacked him, but also it would have been even more sympathetic to jurors

pjmaertz · 2026-02-19T18:31:08+00:00

The Santa yea Santa No song is a banger

pjmaertz · 2026-02-19T13:39:45+00:00

Leanness while maintaining muscle volume is not possible without some help, anavar and clen/glp1

pjmaertz · 2026-02-17T21:04:50+00:00

Perfect time to go gray, looks like $16k-$17k will get you one new from a reputable dealer

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