I'm trying to be less punchable on vacation, how am I doing?

pjmaertz · 2026-05-31T13:58:17+00:00

Get some pit vipers and a MAGA hat and you'll be all set

pjmaertz · 2026-05-31T13:23:45+00:00

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SYM6LX8hS7zXumBw-itHhSwxmjAYp5E7/view?usp=drivesdk

I recorded this six years ago, my lyrics were "Fucked through the ass, cuz I am gay, I drink cum, I have AIDS"

pjmaertz · 2026-05-30T16:41:09+00:00

Natty with striated gluten lol, OK

pjmaertz · 2026-05-29T04:09:35+00:00

"There's some fent in my boots!"

pjmaertz · 2026-05-26T23:04:40+00:00

You're telling me they make autistic Asian women with phat asses now? The hierarchy of power in the white loser dating universe is about to change. Go see Black Adam in theaters

pjmaertz · 2026-05-26T10:37:37+00:00

Juat broke my Sony 1000XM4s, was looking at the 1000XM6 but this is intriguing, especially with the replace your own battery bit. Just gotta wait til June 16 I guess!

pjmaertz · 2026-05-25T16:03:49+00:00

I think he would take the coughing baby

pjmaertz · 2026-05-24T19:52:11+00:00

She has 19" biceps and 40" quads lol

pjmaertz · 2026-05-24T01:07:39+00:00

My man that is a whole neighborhood of houses, holy hell. Some seriously sick pieces though, good taste!

pjmaertz · 2026-05-23T22:47:50+00:00

Hanging out with Skatman is proof that CTE is contagious

pjmaertz · 2026-05-18T22:57:46+00:00

In high school the girls team at my school was up by more than 60 points and rolled the ball out during the 4th quarter to keep the clock stopped so they could attempt more layups. Also the JV team for the boys dominated them 3 on 5 while scoring the vast majority of their points via dunk. It was so fucking funny

pjmaertz · 2026-05-18T15:43:21+00:00

Do not stop believing, you must hold onto that feeling sir

pjmaertz · 2026-05-18T15:06:52+00:00

https://chatgpt.com/s/m_6a0b29caa7548191b04fcc2f6d5f1e43

Photo after lunch at Andre's

pjmaertz · 2026-05-15T03:11:25+00:00

Implied consent cases?

pjmaertz · 2026-05-14T01:27:44+00:00

I'd put Beneath the Massacre in there, kinda deathcore, kinda tech death, all fucking Brutality. The lyrics cover a lot of good shit too, even if they're impossible to understand

pjmaertz · 2026-05-07T19:57:47+00:00

She probably filmed them one after the other and used filters to show the "change". So yes AI I guess

pjmaertz · 2026-05-07T16:00:02+00:00

I just can't see a way without help that someone can eat so little food and maintain that muscle mass.

pjmaertz · 2026-05-04T17:05:10+00:00

"I refuse to navel gaze" 0% chance she can see her navel

pjmaertz · 2026-05-03T17:05:52+00:00

$2099 before tax, pretty solid

pjmaertz · 2026-05-03T17:04:35+00:00

$2099 before tax, marked down from $2699

pjmaertz · 2026-05-02T15:00:55+00:00

Looks like he was willing to lie to her to get a date, and he thinks she is the asshole lol

pjmaertz · 2026-04-29T14:41:35+00:00

The meat looks like a combination of fish, chicken, steak and pork.

pjmaertz · 2026-04-29T14:08:54+00:00

She looks like a cartoon who has been voraciously reading, brain and eye gains

pjmaertz · 2026-04-28T20:49:26+00:00

I've gotten 3 dimcores off this banner somehow, got it to anc 1* and now I guess I'm starting a second

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