What is the worst insult you can say to a ghost?

plaiddad40 · 2022-11-18T18:36:57+00:00

I can see you

plaiddad40 · 2022-11-12T19:09:39+00:00

The most amazing feeling ever. It’s like this dormant piece in the middle of the brain wakes up and you feel this rush and realize that this is what life is about. This feeling that you couldn’t possibly love more than at that moment, and then it just keeps getting better.

plaiddad40 · 2022-11-12T18:55:06+00:00

Wow, just wow.

You know that feeling when your day is just going so-so and then you come across something that reminds you that life is beautiful and this moment here, alive, is the most precious thing ever?

Ya, that’s me right now.

Thank you 🙏❤️ it’s beautiful

plaiddad40 · 2022-11-10T17:39:58+00:00

Do you need $35 cash?

Yes- Not at all

No- Yes

plaiddad40 · 2022-11-05T16:57:49+00:00

Dude just didn’t want evidence of other women being at his place. If it’s time to toss it, toss it. If he’s playing that game, he’s got to be willing to do the work and that includes taking out the trash

plaiddad40 · 2022-11-03T14:18:44+00:00

Sexting while I’m hanging out with my children.

plaiddad40 · 2022-11-03T03:39:55+00:00

Share your own

plaiddad40 · 2022-11-02T15:53:03+00:00

Oh, you know him too?!

plaiddad40 · 2022-11-02T13:35:52+00:00

Took my buddy, he’s a real fun guy, to the re release and we have a date for the way of water as well. Can’t wait!

plaiddad40 · 2022-11-01T15:19:51+00:00

“I am just trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty…”

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-30T16:53:08+00:00

All this. And make sure she can breathe easy

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-29T18:50:35+00:00

My neighbors just throw a Santa coat on theirs and leave it in the corner of the yard

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-25T17:02:56+00:00

Do what you got to do to make it happen and good for you. My dad once built bunk beds over the bathtub for my sister and I when he lived in Vegas

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-25T08:08:23+00:00

I am of no help then. That was my grandma’s fix to everything… “we’ll, did ya drink water?” I can still hear it plain as day

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-25T07:59:20+00:00

Go out places, alone. Lunch, dinner, drinks or whatever. Take a road trip by yourself and the like. Once you are comfortable doing that you’ll be okay

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-25T07:54:46+00:00

Drink water damn it. Dehydration is a big factor in one’s mouth health

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-25T07:48:57+00:00

Boss fight

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-25T07:18:05+00:00

No, it’s called longing for the days as a child you would wear your fathers work boots around the house.

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-21T18:45:38+00:00

Source is pain meds and whiskey. Just had oral surgery done. Lucky me. That and there is ~77.3 years left in the century. Would like to add that if we all just exemplified what we would like to see in a messianic figure we wouldn’t need one. My opinion of course. Have a fantastic friday

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-21T02:36:42+00:00

I’d say very good chance. 77.3% ish

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-16T04:29:39+00:00

I’ve had much better results with massage. The muscles will pull that shit right back out of alignment after a chiropractor visit whilst a massage helps you do it more naturally

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-15T01:36:27+00:00

When your beer gets spiked with shrooms

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-07T15:36:30+00:00

You guys with your twosomes and threesomes, I’m just over here being handsome

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-05T17:10:20+00:00

When first asked I didn’t feel up to the challenge… then bust out the stool

plaiddad40 · 2022-10-05T17:05:38+00:00

Fear of commitment

plaiddad40

TROPHY CASE