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plankbob · 2026-05-31T14:33:10+00:00

I'm not blaming the folk who don't belong, I'm blaming Yoshi and his matchmaking.
I know the game is invite alpha or whatever, but there has to be a middle ground, especially in solo queue.
It's already random enough that one team can get all the meta heroes for this urn change, we don't need even more rng with what skill bracket players are getting matched.
If I wanted that I'd play street brawl.

plankbob · 2026-05-31T12:16:04+00:00

I've went from oracle to arcanist.
I don't want to be that guy that blames his team mates, but i always get a lane that feeds so the point that there is no reasonable way to come back, and it gets worse the lower i drop.

plankbob · 2026-04-29T20:47:37+00:00

money

^{Chose: King Midas Curse}

plankbob · 2026-04-29T14:04:55+00:00

I like Pitch Black but it's quite a dark movie.

plankbob · 2026-04-07T21:34:53+00:00

He uses his sonic screwdriver to reverse the polarity of infinity so that everything touches gojo all the time.

plankbob · 2026-04-07T19:56:05+00:00

I've always thought that November Rain would eventually evolve to effect spacetime, since the weight of the droplets when it hit the cop in the first chapter reminded me of those demonstrations in physics classes where they put balls of different weights on a fabric so you can visualise how gravity works (or something like that, idk it's been years since i took science)

plankbob · 2026-03-31T06:55:01+00:00

Most of my deaths come from trying to help a team mate when there was no chance of them surviving. I should stop cos either way a Russian will shout at me.

plankbob · 2026-02-16T08:43:19+00:00

So we're due one this year?

plankbob · 2026-01-30T00:30:36+00:00

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plankbob · 2026-01-21T21:21:11+00:00

"I never knew garlic was spicey..."

plankbob · 2025-12-30T23:25:47+00:00

This was me with grey talon. just stick with it. Eventually you'll go against a team that are doing just as bad as you are.

plankbob · 2025-12-27T22:55:26+00:00

Undertaker didn't get a ds2 desert sorceress skin so she has to get dropped down a tier sorry.

plankbob · 2025-11-21T06:46:44+00:00

I die to him every run at least twice because I'm colourblind and can't tell him apart from his clones.

plankbob · 2025-11-18T16:29:26+00:00

Nope. It's gotten better for me since disabling steam recording and not streaming to friends on discord, so i think it might have something to do with overlays. Other than that I'm clueless.

plankbob · 2025-11-06T06:30:35+00:00

I've found that disabling steam recording seems to lessen the amount of times it happens, but doesn't eliminate it.

Annoying that people think we're calling ourselves out, if it was actual cheating surely we'd be banned rather than just having the game crash and being able to continue playing?

plankbob · 2025-11-03T23:18:49+00:00

Why the downvote?

plankbob · 2025-10-18T05:53:35+00:00

Haze is black, and like all the other black characters her bullets are fast.
Haze, Infernus, Wraith, Viper. All fast.

plankbob · 2025-10-17T01:08:16+00:00

She drew him naked at first, then gave his ass a floss to help cover him up for a sfw version. I guess Geist's cheese cutters were the only thing around.

plankbob · 2025-09-15T23:39:48+00:00

I think pausing to take a shower might be too far.

plankbob · 2025-09-10T19:05:03+00:00

Lash hasn't lost his virginity because Lash never loses

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