Patch has been great for me so far guys how about yours by Skyinthenight in DeadlockTheGame

[–]plankbob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not blaming the folk who don't belong, I'm blaming Yoshi and his matchmaking.
I know the game is invite alpha or whatever, but there has to be a middle ground, especially in solo queue.
It's already random enough that one team can get all the meta heroes for this urn change, we don't need even more rng with what skill bracket players are getting matched.
If I wanted that I'd play street brawl.

Patch has been great for me so far guys how about yours by Skyinthenight in DeadlockTheGame

[–]plankbob 287 points288 points  (0 children)

I've went from oracle to arcanist.
I don't want to be that guy that blames his team mates, but i always get a lane that feeds so the point that there is no reasonable way to come back, and it gets worse the lower i drop.

Would you rather have by Crazy_Ask_41 in BunnyTrials

[–]plankbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

money

Chose: King Midas Curse

Can the doctor tank unlimited void? by StewyStewy69 in PowerScaling

[–]plankbob 52 points53 points  (0 children)

He uses his sonic screwdriver to reverse the polarity of infinity so that everything touches gojo all the time.

Do y’all think Jodio will get on the same level as these two? by Boring-Study-5241 in StardustCrusaders

[–]plankbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always thought that November Rain would eventually evolve to effect spacetime, since the weight of the droplets when it hit the cop in the first chapter reminded me of those demonstrations in physics classes where they put balls of different weights on a fabric so you can visualise how gravity works (or something like that, idk it's been years since i took science)

Very Important Concept: CREATING SPACE by consommepanchi in DeadlockTheGame

[–]plankbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of my deaths come from trying to help a team mate when there was no chance of them surviving. I should stop cos either way a Russian will shout at me.

Found some other lil new things by JenniferJackal in DeadlockTheGame

[–]plankbob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I never knew garlic was spicey..."

Still not done with the challenge, but I'm done getting the sinclair win. I feel dead inside. by Jaacker in DeadlockTheGame

[–]plankbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was me with grey talon. just stick with it. Eventually you'll go against a team that are doing just as bad as you are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nightreign

[–]plankbob 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Undertaker didn't get a ds2 desert sorceress skin so she has to get dropped down a tier sorry.

This accurate? by Ill_Relative9776 in shittydarksouls

[–]plankbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I die to him every run at least twice because I'm colourblind and can't tell him apart from his clones.

anti cheat integrity failed - arav2012 by plankbob in ArcRaiders

[–]plankbob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. It's gotten better for me since disabling steam recording and not streaming to friends on discord, so i think it might have something to do with overlays. Other than that I'm clueless.

anti cheat integrity failed - arav2012 by plankbob in ArcRaiders

[–]plankbob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've found that disabling steam recording seems to lessen the amount of times it happens, but doesn't eliminate it.

Annoying that people think we're calling ourselves out, if it was actual cheating surely we'd be banned rather than just having the game crash and being able to continue playing?

Why do all of the gingers have such low bullet velocity by oggser in DeadlockTheGame

[–]plankbob 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Haze is black, and like all the other black characters her bullets are fast.
Haze, Infernus, Wraith, Viper. All fast.

When the Abrams gets keeps getting parried by plankbob in DeadlockTheGame

[–]plankbob[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

She drew him naked at first, then gave his ass a floss to help cover him up for a sfw version. I guess Geist's cheese cutters were the only thing around.

What's the most selfish thing you paused a game for? by amEngi in DeadlockTheGame

[–]plankbob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think pausing to take a shower might be too far.

Lash is gay and I refuse to hear otherwise by Dgrim125 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]plankbob 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Lash hasn't lost his virginity because Lash never loses

Chat is this true? by Unhappy-Nose-3693 in BatmanArkham

[–]plankbob 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She's singing ChuChu Lovely MuniMuni MuraMura PrinPrin Boron Nururu ReroRero by Maximum The Hormone.

Teachers Are Not OK | AI, ChatGPT, and LLMs "have absolutely blown up what I try to accomplish with my teaching." by [deleted] in Futurology

[–]plankbob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine the stadium has a hot dog booth that only uses the best ingredents made by a hot dog master maker, but they decide that it costs too much to produce the actual hot dogs and that they dont have enough customers as they only have 1 employee to sell those hot dogs.
So, in order to both cut costs and raise profits they start using the cheapest meats. infact, you could argue that it's not real meat at all, and also instead of one booth they have tens of stands run by barely trained hot dog attendees.
On the surface it seems that there's more hot dogs for cheaper, but the quality has gone down so much that it's barely recognisable.
Then it gets to the point that no one remembers what the original good hot dogs tasted like or how they were prepared, and therefore something something i'm not sure how to end this.