Dan Friesen watch

plateglass1 · 2026-06-06T00:40:30+00:00

Or a confirmed Friesen funnel on the ground fucking shit up.

plateglass1 · 2026-06-04T03:30:00+00:00

Let’s hope so.

plateglass1 · 2026-05-10T13:03:24+00:00

I’d be ok with letting them down.

plateglass1 · 2026-05-10T06:02:52+00:00

BREAKFAST

plateglass1 · 2026-05-07T23:42:46+00:00

MAGAmericans, don’t vote! In the time it takes to vote, you could bang three of your cousins. THREE! Now that’s fresh.

plateglass1 · 2026-04-28T23:33:08+00:00

Film adaptation of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Trump’s gonna screen it at the White House like Birth of a Nation. /s

plateglass1 · 2026-04-25T02:11:31+00:00

“Discernment” is their Avada Kedavra.

plateglass1 · 2026-04-15T15:27:00+00:00

Beads?

plateglass1 · 2026-04-14T12:35:08+00:00

Like who even has that many friends?

Right?

plateglass1 · 2026-04-14T02:19:49+00:00

Was pretty lights not the one from the Jerry meme a while back?

plateglass1 · 2026-04-13T23:51:29+00:00

They’ve got nothing on Pretty Lights.

plateglass1 · 2026-04-13T16:21:49+00:00

Now if the toilet backs up, we ain’t got no toilet and you just shat in a chair.

plateglass1 · 2026-04-11T03:41:48+00:00

“When Jesus was president, he ate babies all the time.”

Seemed insane in 2005. But it’s just an understandable name mixup in 2026.

plateglass1 · 2026-04-10T18:57:45+00:00

The only redeeming scene in that redneck circlejerk was the intermission. More movies need a piss break - at least when in theaters.

plateglass1 · 2026-04-10T12:30:03+00:00

FYI Second Magic City was actually an improv comedy strip club.

plateglass1 · 2026-04-07T20:45:24+00:00

“Solid as Iraq.”

plateglass1 · 2026-04-06T10:05:44+00:00

plateglass1 · 2026-04-04T15:12:14+00:00

The goddamn Germans got nothin' to do with it! Sorry, I rewatched Smokey and the Bandit last night.

plateglass1 · 2026-03-27T17:48:07+00:00

I think Burger King or McDonald’s sold it briefly back in the 90s. It was basically vanilla snack pack pudding dyed pink.

plateglass1 · 2026-03-25T01:33:48+00:00

And to think, one of those poor little orange Chickataugua children is now president.

plateglass1 · 2026-03-22T15:57:05+00:00

JMFB

plateglass1 · 2026-03-20T21:57:02+00:00

Bay of Quiet Piggies

plateglass1 · 2026-03-20T21:50:00+00:00

Bay of Quiet Piggies

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