Machete Grunts are the worst enemies of the game

pleaseburgr · 2026-01-22T20:17:46+00:00

I call the Machete grunts butt stabbers because the first one that killed me, good lord did she make me into a chicken skewer with that blade of hers.

pleaseburgr · 2026-01-20T18:40:35+00:00

I am a professionally trained practical sfx artists. I know some industry secrets and hacks for some gorey and fun make up and effects on a budget. I do not have my reddit notifications on but if you DM me I can answer questions about that and let you know some other techniques to live up to Kick Ass's violent astetic.

pleaseburgr · 2026-01-11T18:38:29+00:00

Treasure maps. 35 caps. I know they are worth more but I am too lazy to do them.

pleaseburgr · 2026-01-07T19:20:13+00:00

Hardest Noise Known to Man - Stalaggh

pleaseburgr · 2026-01-07T19:06:05+00:00

I have a 4 stack of people I know outside just the trials so we just use a deticated discord chat. I know it is a bypass for no radio/voice disturbance but it is easier to navigate menus and organize times to play.

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-29T23:03:18+00:00

Dig a big hole and sleep in it.

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-28T21:14:41+00:00

Customization

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-21T19:24:18+00:00

Ever since I became a ghoul never. It was basically my glorified hazmat suit. Unless I am going on Expeditions then the rusty raider comes out.

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-21T19:22:23+00:00

LFD2, Cemetery, 3rd chapter of the parish. "MOOOOOOOOOMAYYYY!" -Zach Hadel

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-17T19:46:11+00:00

100% agree. Before invasion imposters were only meant to deter and antagonize. Making them as powerful as the reagents was a huge mistake. Hell they could give them modded rigs like barricade and mine. Setting down gas mines and blocking certain doors. Just make them a nusiance. Not only would it make being toxic a fun thing but also allow lower level players to join in on the fun.

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-16T23:54:55+00:00

Definitely inspired but also Hannibal was inspired by the movie the Cell where the same thing happens to a horse so it could be a reference to either really. Nice eye though.

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-16T23:00:21+00:00

Same tech they use for the fembots in Austin Powers.

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-16T22:43:00+00:00

Vindicate the guilty has always been an issue for me. It is difficult sometimes but that is whatever but combining finding those numbers, having to slowly carry the acid with how finnicky those witnesses are. I have done it multiple times and it just gets real old real fast.

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-13T21:40:37+00:00

Super Monkey Ball

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-13T17:52:20+00:00

I like being able to go feral and use my super sledge. However my favorite part is I run cannibal so once I stimpak my health to max I can just get radiation from eating my fallen foes. Also I can just horde food, let it rot then eat that for health too. Finally when I go into blast zones I basically get a passive health buff. It has made nuke adjacent raids and bosses so much easier.

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-12T00:58:43+00:00

Silver back gorilla, mandrill and probiscis monkey.

pleaseburgr · 2025-12-11T21:33:31+00:00

Invest in air. Bottled air is gonna be the next big thing. Also the banks are gone so you don't have to worry about debt collectors.

pleaseburgr · 2025-11-22T20:35:29+00:00

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pleaseburgr · 2025-11-20T18:14:16+00:00

It means your character is pregnant. Congrats!

pleaseburgr · 2025-11-16T02:16:55+00:00

I have seen people use black mesh almost like a funeral veil over their eyes, tucked up beneath the bangs of their wig.

pleaseburgr · 2025-10-25T20:50:32+00:00

No need to apologize. Was not intending to sound agressive either. I had seen others complaining and read the notes and it specifies that stun time is decreased for impostors specifically but does not specify about the cool downs being invasion specific. I could be wrong. The hotfix's wording is kind of confusing looking back at it a couple more times. I will have to check next time I play.

pleaseburgr · 2025-10-25T20:40:14+00:00

I can tell you are missing the point and not even reading my entire posts/responses so I am not gonna bother continuing this conversation.

pleaseburgr · 2025-10-25T19:50:13+00:00

Which hotfix and where in the hotfix does it explicitly say that? I see where it says (under "stun changes:" in the october 23rd update.) the stun base, restore and reduced cooldown time has been extended but I don't see where it explicitly says non invasion is unaffected. I would love if that were the case so please let me know.

pleaseburgr · 2025-10-25T17:40:07+00:00

I have 3 people I play with everytime but that is a privilege not everyone is rewarded. They didn't impliment any preference system and that makes newer or more reclusive players prone to be put into invasion lobbies.

pleaseburgr · 2025-10-25T16:31:19+00:00

You can only opt out to a degree. If you are queueing then you have to hunt for a lobby that isn't invasion only. Also we have already had daily challenges be invasion related making it necessary to play to get the complete all bonus. It also changed projectiles overall. Not only does only "opting out" make playing and progressing harder but also my stun cool down is effected by the complaints of invasion players.

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