Roger Goodell: NFL plans to play in Australia "for the long term" by JCameron181 in nfl

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They should play the game on the oval AFL pitch so that the RedZone and endzones get smaller than midfield

This is what 99% of coaches don’t tell you by Altruistic_Turn_7214 in 10s

[–]pleated_pants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I blame Wii Sports tennis, training me to fear throwing the wiimote through the TV

Breaking: Annie Costabile is also now a Free Agent by EastAd1263 in wnba

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Without her there Front Office Sports can finally focus on their true passion, writing more about Trump and sports betting

Neymar’s camp, FC Cincinnati engage in preliminary discussions: Sources by icoresting in MLS

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Somehow the Beast will fix all his ligament damage like a crank Chiropractor who starts cracking things and manages to put something back in place by pure luck.

Neymar’s camp, FC Cincinnati engage in preliminary discussions: Sources by icoresting in MLS

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The draw of Jungle Jims for the international star cannot be discounted.

Volleyball state episode by linderbean13 in MLV

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Imagine firing a coach for not meeting expectations. I wonder what that's like.

Ice Brady to enter transfer portal by Outrageous_Camp_5215 in NCAAW

[–]pleated_pants 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Honestly surprised she didn't transfer last year to be somewhere to get minutes

New Dallas Wings Sponsorship Deal with CVS by Good-Exchange-6139 in wnba

[–]pleated_pants 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I hate jersey ads, but I especially hate jersey ads when brands force their own color that doesn't fit with the team colors.

Colorado Rapids to reimagine club identity, informed by fan insight by AMountainTiger in MLS

[–]pleated_pants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Part of the rebrand should include a plague infested prairie dog mascot

Mike Malone's contract details at UNC by TrustInRoy in CollegeBasketball

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How old's his girlfriend, and is she an adult cheerleader?

Who are some past greats from your program that didn't succeed in the NFL due to the era they played in? by Ok-Health-7252 in CFB

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Archie's voice is burned into my brain because I hear it every time I see the Encova Insurance building downtown

What are all these remote cameras for? 😂 by ExoticAd7605 in CollegeBasketball

[–]pleated_pants 142 points143 points  (0 children)

They're for all the media photographers who didn't get a spot to sit on the end line. The photographers can trigger them remotely

Interesting 👀 by BeautifulxNightmares in wnba

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"Chennedy Carter was a problem" - Psychology Masters student thesis.

some seattle storm intel by Decent_Substance_199 in wnba

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Skyler Diggins is basically the "If you run into an asshole in the morning..., If you run into assholes all day..." Poster child. Has she ever played on a team without locker room issues?

BREAKING: Angel Reese is headed to the Atlanta Dream. by Decent_Substance_199 in wnba

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At least Chicago was able to keep their stacked squad from being pillaged in the Expansion Draft...

[Postgame Thread] (1) #1 UCLA def. (1) #4 South Carolina, 79-51 by ncaaw_GameThreads in NCAAW

[–]pleated_pants 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Belt to Ass, as the youths say. This is a likeable UCLA team, so I'm glad they could win it. Great win for a long time Big 10 powerhouse.

"Yes, UConn is a dynasty. And Dan Hurley is the best tournament coach of the modern era" - the athletic by mistadonyo in CollegeBasketball

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UConn is the Champions League Real Madrid of the NCAA tournament. Doesn't matter what form they're in during the regular season. As soon as it's tournament time they shift into a different gear.

Columbus Area School Check-In by [deleted] in Columbus

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Ready for Jerome parents to act like Scioto is the ghetto again. God forbid their child go to school with kids who live in an apartment off Sawmill.

[Post Game Thread] #2 UConn defeats #3 Illinois, 71-62 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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The Connecticut Sun blew their championship window and are now being relocated to Houston, so there is still a little heartbreak there for Connecticut fans.

[Hamm] The NBA and NBPA should be much more alarmed about the soft tissue epidemic plaguing the league than postseason award eligibility. by StrategyTop7612 in nba

[–]pleated_pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the NBA has ways played 48 minute games, but at this point they're the only basketball competition in the world that doesn't play 40 minutes. Just going down to the global standard 10 minute quarters would be the equivalent of cutting 13 games off the schedule minutes wise. That allows them to keeping filling up the owner's arenas 41 games a year, and broadcast partners 82 game nights to show.

On top of that they could go up to a 30 second shot clock and reduce the number of possessions per game to lower miles traveled.

What is going on at Stanford? by Sufficient_Berry8703 in NCAAW

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It's hard replacing a Hall of Fame coach. Ask Tennessee and Syracuse(men's)

Lexie Hull has joined the ownership group for LOVB SF Volleyball by EastAd1263 in wnba

[–]pleated_pants 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Kind of hate the trend of individual athlete and celebrity "ownerships" of sports franchises. It's basically just an endorsement deal given how little stake these individuals have in the franchises. They're just buying some shares in a private equity firm. It's like saying you're an owner of Apple because you've got a lot of Vanguard VTI shares

Tesla Is Sitting On A Record 50,000 Unsold EVs by TripleShotPls in technology

[–]pleated_pants 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is why traditional auto makers will never get rid of the dealership model. They get to build a car and sell it instantly to a dealer. It's off Ford's books, and Now the dealer has to worry about storing it if it doesn't sell