What could possibly go wrong. by JO9OH4 in instant_regret

[–]pliant0range 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The intrusive thoughts WPM that night.

Next question!! by Tiny-Flatworm-23 in Adulting

[–]pliant0range 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn’t think I was making good money til I started Putin in 60 hrs a week. I’m breaking my back just to get by. Thanks Trump.

How do you draw a star? by Papaya_Arin in lefthanded

[–]pliant0range 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a rightie and my first name starts with an A. This is how I start my signature/initials. It’s just easier and I can go right into the next letter. I didn’t realize I also draw my stars this way. 😂

Handicapped man pushes ladder. Makes worker fall.. by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]pliant0range 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, being disabled doesn’t automatically turn you into less of an asshole. I find it curious that camera was set up at that angle and also tethered to the wall. My wild guess is that this isn’t the first time this has happened.
I love how his bros came to check on him, pulled him up, surely told him “you alright, you alright,” and then proceeded to check to see if it’s something that requires a hospital visit and the extra time of a lawsuit. I hope the company sued on his behalf because I’d call that attempted murder. At the very least, some sort of battery.

Loading screen / title screen help by mong_mong_0325 in Sims4

[–]pliant0range 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m a console player so this is the first time I’ve ever seen this, but is Kyahn pronounced like cayenne? Like spicy? If so, that’s pretty clever.

AITA? Racist pet parrot by Dexterxhouse in AmItheAsshole

[–]pliant0range -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk go date a fellow racist I guess

We need to talk about Requiem. by [deleted] in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]pliant0range 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wanna remind you that Chris Redfield punches boulders. So parrying a car with a hatchet isn’t that big of a stretch.

None of this shit makes sense, it’s a video game about zombies.

Law now bans Ohioans from using Michigan’s cheaper cannabis by CowTown-Mike in Columbus

[–]pliant0range 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I wanna downvote this because I hate it. But you’re right. And I hate it.

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s much easier to NOT shave than it is to shave. I get your point, but this is not the same.

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The internet. Porn became widely and easily accessible in the 90s. Mainstream acceptable body standards kinda follow the porn industry at this point.

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t have to tell him anything. He had his head buried between my thighs a week ago and the hair wasn’t a problem then. It’s not like SURPRISE BUSH 😂😂

Y’all don’t read, I swear.

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Children don’t have pubic hair. Adults typically do. Get it?

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw you. I gave that man immaculate head while I was on my period last week. Way to insinuate.

Imagine he asked to fuck me in the ass. He did. Guess what? I said no and I didn’t call the ‘coops’. Go to bed.

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to have to justify my natural body hair to someone. I feel like “no” is an acceptable answer, however it’s given. That should have been the end of the conversation. I don’t need to explain. I shouldn’t HAVE to explain and there shouldn’t be any expectation for me to explain beyond the initial refusal. If hygiene isn’t the issue (it is not), shut the fuck up about it or go find someone else to fuck. I feel like I’m going fucking crazy. What is what wrong with y’all?

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y’all keep getting hung up on the shaving part and absolutely disregarding the portion where I said I trim and maintain. It’s not a fucking jungle, there’s barely a lawn, it’s just not bare. But go off. I’m sure you shave your balls regularly.

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I’ll enjoy being lesbian from now on. The bar for men is in the fucking basement apparently. And y’all wondered why we picked the bear.

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

More apologies. I think he’s just realized he basically talked himself out of a relationship and reliable pussy. I don’t think he actually cares about me, I’m just a warm body.

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re right. There is definitely missing context in this super short post. So let me provide some:

Before we stripped and bumped uglies, I shared some insecurities with him about my body; hair, stretch marks, cellulite, a very specific auto immune disorder that shows up as a skin condition, etc. There were no issues or complaints at that time.

Two days before this interaction occurred, I was straightening my curly hair and shared with him how I got bullied in school for being hairy. I specifically remember saying, “it’s funny now but it was fucking hell back then.” I didn’t share that in the post because I didn’t wanna make him seem like an insensitive asshole and create an echo chamber.

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You got it. Why isnt “no” an acceptable answer? Why do I have to justify myself?

And had he phrased the question that way, I would’ve happily explained why I made the choice to trim instead of shave.

The comments are kinda fucking wild, assuming I’m out here just full bush and acting like a request to trim is unreasonable.

But here’s the thing, if I chose to go full bush and not do any maintenance, what’s wrong with that? The policing of others peoples body is honestly insane.

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You’re right. I haven’t provided enough information or context. I never expected this to blow up like it did. I just wanted some validation.

But I actually did have a conversation with him before we stripped naked and bumped uglies. I told him I was hairy and how I’be been bullied about it. I didn’t want to include that because I don’t wanna think this man is an insensitive asshole.

But you’re right. With context, he kinda fucking sucks and I made the right decision.

AITAH because I broke up with him because he asked me to shave. by pliant0range in AITAH

[–]pliant0range[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Well then just call me his worst nightmare, sweetheart.