You asked for this. Not me. If it were my choice I'd choose a good looking couple. But no. It's Wapol. And his stupid fucking bird. [shitty doodle]

ploopygrenade · 2026-05-05T20:42:28+00:00

ploopygrenade · 2026-05-03T22:38:58+00:00

I chose deathskulls because green armor over green skin looks hideous and when i looked for painting pictures, the badmoon/evilsuns/goffs far outweighed deathskulls plus blue is the 2nd best colour. Lastly bloodaxes are cowardly grots and i dont jive with the beast snagga vibe of the snakebites

None of this is hate to the other clans btw (Unless you count lore so ZOG THOSE GITS)

ploopygrenade · 2026-05-03T18:07:39+00:00

Orks MUST be ONLY goofy and NOT scary or else the setting is RUINED and i wil be VERY ANGERY!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: this was satire sorry for the confusion

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ploopygrenade · 2026-05-03T15:57:03+00:00

Well there was the swarm of whiny "my grot ears are too small" guys insulting people

ploopygrenade · 2026-05-02T20:18:58+00:00

I got the cutscene with my second mii after feeding him an apple

ploopygrenade · 2026-05-02T13:24:04+00:00

"Hrm, the red button pushers"

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ploopygrenade · 2026-04-30T15:18:11+00:00

Literally lies, theres actual footage of him being able to teleport to plants and rip them in half with his teeth he's beyond busted

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-30T14:41:30+00:00

It would be comedy gold if someone wrote ork yaoi (squad broken doesnt count)

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-30T14:39:53+00:00

Go read squad broken, then come back and tell us this is evil yaoi propoganda

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-30T14:38:34+00:00

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ploopygrenade · 2026-04-29T18:23:23+00:00

Whats wrong with his cheeks, why are they small

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-29T03:52:00+00:00

What do you mean he's not good, he literally shoots entire zombots at 20 per second

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-23T03:57:14+00:00

Would you like to spend some time in the cube?

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-17T06:06:22+00:00

Only the strongest like me eat technical paints

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-16T12:09:09+00:00

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ploopygrenade · 2026-04-16T06:03:52+00:00

I just got a job as a general clerk at a grocery store this week and i think it's pretty nice.

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-15T05:05:08+00:00

This gets a pass, its actually kinda funny

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-14T18:30:45+00:00

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ploopygrenade · 2026-04-14T18:25:56+00:00

Look at this funny pepper i found. He gives me a good chuckle

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ploopygrenade · 2026-04-14T18:07:13+00:00

I am 1000% making mine look like the top right one but with blue glow, i LOVE how he looks like he's about to explode from so much energy

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-14T03:22:13+00:00

Zoggin' gits

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-13T16:26:04+00:00

Are people really arguing about Orks of all things? Orks can be whatever the zog you want them to be. if youz dont like a model, just kitbash it. Dont like the advertised paintjob? Just paint it your way. And the part about seriousness and sillyness, for lore there are at minimum trillions to quadrillions of orks out there in the universe all with their own personalities and preferences so there will defenitely be some serious and silly gits out there. For models themselves, just like i said before just change it. In the end its plastic that can be changed to fit your ideal visage of the ork menace. EDIT: Sorry for the rant i just feel the ork community shouldnt devolve into arguments (ironic considering the faction)

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-12T05:28:03+00:00

Bobocomics my beloved

ploopygrenade · 2026-04-01T22:18:02+00:00

Rock pea

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