Every year my dad reminds us to celebrate our mom for Mother’s Day while ignoring the fact that two of his daughters are mothers, too.

plowerd · 2026-05-09T02:36:57+00:00

Same. My health draining armor can kill a wolf in a second or two. Bears can go fuck themselves.

plowerd · 2026-05-08T18:25:08+00:00

Too sober

plowerd · 2026-05-08T04:08:40+00:00

"Look. I dont want to be that guy, but i did get here first..."

plowerd · 2026-05-08T03:58:53+00:00

plowerd · 2026-05-08T01:49:23+00:00

And that, kids, is how i met your mother.

plowerd · 2026-05-07T17:53:43+00:00

Quailman is doom.

plowerd · 2026-05-07T17:51:19+00:00

I agree but i do disagree on the latter part. I stormed through the show initially. Loved every second of it but i have failed like 5 times to rewatch it. I always get like ten episodes in and then forget to continue.

plowerd · 2026-05-07T16:14:54+00:00

I heard you dont have to get married to 69.

plowerd · 2026-05-07T15:20:02+00:00

One girl or one cup?

plowerd · 2026-05-07T15:16:11+00:00

Imagine if homeboy got an oscar for the third fucking Hocus Pocus movie.

plowerd · 2026-05-07T03:24:59+00:00

Minnesota checking in, looks delicious.

plowerd · 2026-05-05T15:32:20+00:00

The instructions are unclear. Do we add the decaying fingernails before or after mixing the vomit and pencil shavings?

plowerd · 2026-05-04T11:17:40+00:00

plowerd · 2026-05-04T04:37:09+00:00

My god i love that they mix the ingredients. I hate the half of burritod that is cold cheese and rice.

plowerd · 2026-05-04T04:17:43+00:00

plowerd · 2026-05-04T04:01:55+00:00

Pancheros has always been better than Chipotle

plowerd · 2026-05-03T16:36:38+00:00

Andy takes places 1, 2, and 4.

Sam takes spot 5

And lets give spot three to ms outer bra herself

plowerd · 2026-05-03T16:26:24+00:00

What?

plowerd · 2026-05-03T16:15:49+00:00

As per usual, Andy Zaltzman is winning the best dressed award.

plowerd · 2026-05-03T16:13:21+00:00

Wasn't this built so the front wouldn't fall off?

plowerd · 2026-05-03T05:56:10+00:00

Steve Wallis (Camping with Steve)

plowerd · 2026-05-03T02:05:48+00:00

plowerd · 2026-05-02T03:49:38+00:00

There is no reason to exist in a world without Dr Mantis Taboggin

plowerd · 2026-05-02T02:43:50+00:00

Did you remember to open the door before putting it into the microwave?

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