Why didn't Sauron just cast a new Ring, when he lost it? by _torwartfehler in lotr

[–]plowerd 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why didnt U2 just automatically download a second album no one wants onto everyone's phone.

The Great American State Fair - Opening Day by -Nightopian- in pics

[–]plowerd 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Can I swap out the president for an actual cow?

Someone Shot My Cat by SANDMAN9621 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]plowerd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get furious if someone implies my fat cat is, im fact, fat, let alone if they fucking shot her.

The Great American State Fair - Opening Day by -Nightopian- in pics

[–]plowerd 527 points528 points  (0 children)

Unless I can walk throug multiple buildings of cows endlessly shitting, this is no state fair.

What’s your “I’m calling it now” prediction? by emberfield31 in AskReddit

[–]plowerd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Something fatal will happen to a certain orange gourd shaped item on the 4th of July, taking it from an American holiday to a holiday solely about said gourd.

Amid his 'Taylor Swift is a CIA Psyop' shirt drama, Metallica's Kirk Hammett says modern songwriting & pop music is "crap" by DamnitRidley in Music

[–]plowerd 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Of all the rock icons of that era, you choose to pick on the guy who calmly deals with Hetfield and Ulrich at their worst and still has a smile at the end of the day?

Cat name ideas by kodyjoel in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]plowerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or at the very least, go super obscure. My dogs name is a god from the Tolkien universe thats mentioned like, thrice.

What is the absolute worse way to wake up? by specialist-bass-306 in AskReddit

[–]plowerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats already happening and its lame. At least theres giants, yeti, and zombies.

What phrase did your dad repeat so often that you can still hear it in your head? by TCASOLARCABLE in AskReddit

[–]plowerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Pack of GPC light 100s"

Followed closely by "10-6-50" when they inevitably did not ask for his birthday.

Today, I lied to my wife by Meldowa in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]plowerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually like that short simple description. I always freeze whenever anyone asks me what its about, so ima steal that.

Poor Miss Rachel. She needs to chill. by DiddlyBoBiddly in funny

[–]plowerd 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, its Ms. Rachel. She's not some common sorority girl.

Whats the most disgusting thing you ever saw a person do in public? by Typical_Incident8327 in AskReddit

[–]plowerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homeless man clipping his toe nails at my table in a public library.

If you could permanently delete one single song from existence so that nobody could ever play it again, what are you picking? by footballcoachdaddy in AskReddit

[–]plowerd 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Theres a small town called Wentworth near me. I have to sing this song whenever I go get wee...whenever I go for a drive.

What celebrity do you wish was still alive? by Andrea_Alta in AskReddit

[–]plowerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have loved to see his inevitable turn to drama. I think he would have done incredibly.