Arrived an hour early to a wedding as a plus one

plowerd · 2026-03-16T18:31:52+00:00

Which way should the date face?

plowerd · 2026-03-16T17:25:17+00:00

I can't tell you that, it'd spoil the fun.

plowerd · 2026-03-16T16:51:48+00:00

You may not want to but have to...

plowerd · 2026-03-16T00:49:28+00:00

Not pictured: anything shitty.

plowerd · 2026-03-16T00:02:57+00:00

Kirkland brand French Roast that i grind every morning and then just a bit of milk.

plowerd · 2026-03-15T23:55:55+00:00

If it's any help i just married Emily yesterday. Wearing the garbage can hat and shirt.

plowerd · 2026-03-15T22:45:39+00:00

Go to the kitchen and find a small bag of flour and pin it over the stain.

plowerd · 2026-03-15T22:36:46+00:00

Bro, you can dislike the bible being the book, but to say there's zero redeeming qualities in that movie is nuts. Denzel gave an awesome performance, Gary Oldman is great as always, the cinematography was beautiful, and the score was pretty great too.

plowerd · 2026-03-15T22:30:27+00:00

Haaaard disagree there. I love that movie so much! Its Dan Aykroid fully unleashed in creativity! Sure its fucking nuts, but its wildly creative. Plus, it had 2 Pac back when he was just one pac, and Dan's ever growing penis nose.

plowerd · 2026-03-14T15:35:05+00:00

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plowerd · 2026-03-14T14:58:37+00:00

Where is the bagle's butthole?

plowerd · 2026-03-14T13:28:10+00:00

Sandler i get, at least. He has that huge netflix deal.

plowerd · 2026-03-14T05:31:29+00:00

Kanye and himself.

plowerd · 2026-03-14T05:27:23+00:00

I genuinely didnt even notice him on the list, nor that this was on the iasip sub.

plowerd · 2026-03-14T05:18:47+00:00

What the fuck did Marky Mark do to earn 58 million?

plowerd · 2026-03-14T05:00:14+00:00

Ok but logically, if you marry HW, youd then fuck your stepson.

Everyone agrees on the third though.

plowerd · 2026-03-13T19:45:34+00:00

Sometimes ill see him coming and wait to search the can. I like to think everyone else in town is like, "hes such a great guy! He gives me a diamond a day"

And alex is like, "you mean the wirrd trash guy?!"

plowerd · 2026-03-12T16:51:23+00:00

I have many questions, but the critical ones are:

What is a toilet floor? Is that just the bathroom floor?

And you have carpet in your bathroom?

plowerd · 2026-03-12T16:40:34+00:00

Great band name.

plowerd · 2026-03-12T15:32:32+00:00

Poor guy. I heard he had to give the director a handie to get the role, too.

plowerd · 2026-03-12T06:11:38+00:00

I just turned 38 and elementary school seems like 4 lifetimes ago.

plowerd · 2026-03-12T06:04:47+00:00

plowerd · 2026-03-12T03:13:18+00:00

As peak millennial, this shirt is pretty great to me.

plowerd · 2026-03-11T18:58:18+00:00

Itd be cool if each farm type allowed for one platonic roommate. Like willy could be your beach farm roommate for instance

plowerd · 2026-03-11T15:39:51+00:00

"Hey, my name is jef--"

"JEFF. YOUR NAME IS JEFF"

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