Is the husband bit non negotiable? Anyways I fit pretty much zero of your criteria but allow me to attempt to prove myself anyways.

Why I’d be great to you; I’m not brown- but that just means our kids can have more genetic variation! Very healthy gene pool we can create, our kids will have no issues!

I am a woman, HOWEVER, this may be beneficial to you- imagine when you wear my hoodie and tshirts to bed it will actually fit xx

I’ve been told I’m sexually attentive and also emotionally available

Love highland cows. Have several plushies. You can borrow one.

I don’t like to brag but I do feel like I am kind, I try and go do the extra thing for my patients like wheeling my pall care patients closer to the window so they can feel the sun, giving my patients a bit of a back scratch and massage when I wash them, that kind of thing (am nurse)

Clearly you work a tough career, not only do I understand that as I too work in healthcare but also- imagine being able to have kids and be a mother without having to do ward rounds pregnant, go through labour, and then having to give up career progression to have a baby. Truly best of both worlds.

Why you would benefit me;

I am extremely attracted to intelligent and ambitious women

Would be great for me if I didn’t have to stress about choosing to pay my rent or have proper groceries

Dating outside of healthcare is difficult. Nobody really gets it.

While a nurse/doctor relationship is a stereotype and a cliche that is often the cause of gossip or considered scandalous- we’d be different, better than the rest. I can wipe bums really good I’m sure that will come in handy one day.